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Simon D. Heaven
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Fool. Idiot. Miscreant.
Formerly funny, presently employed, perpetually confused.
Brexit refugee.
Heja svea eller vahetter det.

(They, them)
Also send tit use, and sus ent diet. Hi by the way!
January 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I had a moment where I re-realised that Totti, Inzaghi and Ventola were different unplayable Italian strikers (and not all the same player) and none of them were the best in the league and I was like... yeah.
January 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Ah cool. I've been doing an Inter 98/99 database save.
It's actually mental how many world class strikers were in Serie A at that time.

I literally have more 5 star strikers than I know what to do with.
January 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Awoo
December 17, 2024 at 11:34 PM
👁👁
December 17, 2024 at 11:20 PM
I'm listening to the goon show now. I was listening to L&H back then (with parents' permission). By the time I reach sixty, I shall be crumpling pages of ancient greek comedies directly into my ears.
December 17, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Reposted by Simon D. Heaven
The polycarbonate cage falls around you.

"RELEASE THE BEES", I cry.
December 1, 2024 at 10:43 AM
The polycarbonate cage falls around you.

"RELEASE THE BEES", I cry.
December 1, 2024 at 10:43 AM
Vintage Partis.
November 28, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Same fam. Not the milk thing, the mental illness.
November 27, 2024 at 9:47 PM