(18+ RP/Parody Account. Art/Character owned by @mysteriousz.bsky.social)
(MDOC NOT AFFILIATED WITH GLITCH PRODUCTIONS/LIAM VICKERS)
//SHIT'S PRETTY RAD I THINK
//SHIT'S PRETTY RAD I THINK
"But I hope that you don't mind the 'Changes' I made to myself, 'Boss'."
"But I hope that you don't mind the 'Changes' I made to myself, 'Boss'."
"But everyone's dead here."
"It's the god-damned Sealab."
"...The Sealab."
"Underwater."
"...Nothing here~"
"Absolutely nothing~"
"But everyone's dead here."
"It's the god-damned Sealab."
"...The Sealab."
"Underwater."
"...Nothing here~"
"Absolutely nothing~"
"OKAY, FINE!"
**and so he shows the most attractive trait his slightly faulty processor could think of:**
**his teeth**
"OKAY, FINE!"
**and so he shows the most attractive trait his slightly faulty processor could think of:**
**his teeth**
"LOOK AT MY CAPTAIN'S HAT."
"LOOK AT MY CAPTAIN'S HAT."
"You know~"
"HOT-ILY-"
"You know~"
"HOT-ILY-"
"I can jam this in someone's stomach and they'd find that attractive."
"Is that what yer saying?"
"I can jam this in someone's stomach and they'd find that attractive."
"Is that what yer saying?"
"Sizing up~"
"Sizing up~"
"MAYBE [URINATE YOUR UNDERGARMENTS]?"
"MAYBE... [DETAILS EXPUNGED]"
(ART PROVIDED BY @hytusk.on.computer WITH NEAT LITTLE JOJOKE AAAAAAA)
"MAYBE [URINATE YOUR UNDERGARMENTS]?"
"MAYBE... [DETAILS EXPUNGED]"
(ART PROVIDED BY @hytusk.on.computer WITH NEAT LITTLE JOJOKE AAAAAAA)
"...In fact, a lot about me is a design quirk-"
"Like... They just LET me have the dog ears?"
"...In fact, a lot about me is a design quirk-"
"Like... They just LET me have the dog ears?"
"...Actually don't. If you wanna play a fighting game, go beat someone's ass on an actual street."
"...Actually don't. If you wanna play a fighting game, go beat someone's ass on an actual street."
**He lets the realization kick in before dropping to his knees in front of her, assuming a certain posture before practically wiping his hat over his virtual tears. How the Hell (pun potentially intended) was this even possible?**
"B-But how? W-Who even brought me here?-"
**He lets the realization kick in before dropping to his knees in front of her, assuming a certain posture before practically wiping his hat over his virtual tears. How the Hell (pun potentially intended) was this even possible?**
"B-But how? W-Who even brought me here?-"
**He turns away. Gripping the brim of his hat yet again (as he tends to do before his eyes temporarily glace to the side, making another quick observation.**
"...Nice get-up though. It's about time someone shows me some class around here."
**He turns away. Gripping the brim of his hat yet again (as he tends to do before his eyes temporarily glace to the side, making another quick observation.**
"...Nice get-up though. It's about time someone shows me some class around here."
"ignore the photographic filter or something."
"ignore the photographic filter or something."
"...I have no idea what those things behind me are though-"
"...I have no idea what those things behind me are though-"