SERIAL DESIGNATION-XI
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SERIAL DESIGNATION-XI
@sd-xi.bsky.social
ARTILLERY DISASSEMBLY UNIT | SUPPORT OF ALFAVITO SQUAD | SUPERIOR/SPECIES | BETTER THAN YOU | NSFL | GET PRANKED IDIOT

(18+ RP/Parody Account. Art/Character owned by @mysteriousz.bsky.social)

(MDOC NOT AFFILIATED WITH GLITCH PRODUCTIONS/LIAM VICKERS)
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"Hey, didn't see you there!~"

"I mean... Not that you're worth seeing, anyways."

"Weak things are kinda pathetic. Don't you think so too, buddy?~"

(MURDER DRONES OC/ART CREATED BY @mysteriousz.bsky.social)

(A HIDEOUS KOJUMBO PRODUCTION)

(NOT NSFW BUT 18+ FOR LANGUAGE/VIOLENT THEMES)
"...Am I even worth being around someone close like THAT though?-"

"Do I even DESERVE having people around me in the first place?"

"I don't even know... I've been so hungry for so long, but if I happen to hurt HIM."

"...I don't want to be reminded about the reality of myself again, really."
December 23, 2024 at 5:54 AM
"Fuck the laws of the Universe, I just want your ass."

"...DEAD-"

"KILLED-"

"MAIMED-"
December 23, 2024 at 1:28 AM
"BUT THEN WHAT ABOUT MY OIL?"

"THE THING I'VE BEEN LIVING OFF OF SINCE I WAS DOING THIS VAMPIRE SHIT?"
"Because you cook things IN the oil."

"As in ACTUAL food. Which OIL IS NOT."
"...Then-"

"...Why do they call it cooking oil-"
December 21, 2024 at 5:13 AM
"Rehab is going great."

"I haven't eaten anyone in precisely a week and someone's been supplying me with several lawnmowers to gobble up."

"I'm quite a handsome, psychologically damaged 5'7" robot vampire freak am I?~"
December 21, 2024 at 5:11 AM
"...Then-"

"...Why do they call it cooking oil-"
"You can't... cook oil?"
"Both, actually~"

"Besides, I should probably think about not really cooking... PEOPLE or something-"

"Probab'ly oil-"

"SHIPPING CONTAINERS of it~"
December 21, 2024 at 5:09 AM
"Both, actually~"

"Besides, I should probably think about not really cooking... PEOPLE or something-"

"Probab'ly oil-"

"SHIPPING CONTAINERS of it~"
"How is that LESS harmful? You're probably gonna burn down every kitchen you set... foot? Paw? into."
"I need a less harmful hobby."

"Maybe... Model-kit building?"

"eSports?"

"...COOKING."

"BUT LIKE-"

"M Y COOKING~"
December 21, 2024 at 5:07 AM
"I need a less harmful hobby."

"Maybe... Model-kit building?"

"eSports?"

"...COOKING."

"BUT LIKE-"

"M Y COOKING~"
December 21, 2024 at 5:04 AM
"...That pink devil has too many boyfriends I swear-"
December 20, 2024 at 1:38 AM
//HEY JUST WANNA LET YOU KNOW THAT YOU SHOULD PROBABLY CHECK OUT MY MAIN @mysteriousz.bsky.social SINCE THAT ACCOUNT HAS ALL THE ART I USE AND ALL THAT, BUT ALSO MY DISCORD

//SHIT'S PRETTY RAD I THINK
December 19, 2024 at 3:59 PM
"Please simmer down."

"Like... HARD simmer."
December 19, 2024 at 1:33 PM
"...So this is what the kids call being a 'Bisexual Disaster', eh?"
December 19, 2024 at 12:38 PM
"...What's a Season 2?"

"Is it edible?"

"...AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN I FELL OFF?"
December 19, 2024 at 12:34 PM
Reposted by SERIAL DESIGNATION-XI
 
𝕾𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐀𝐙𝐈𝐍𝐆 .

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ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴠᴇɴʟʏ ʙᴏᴅɪᴇs .
 
December 19, 2024 at 7:00 AM
"...God I want to eat so bad-"

"But like... Only people who deserve it-"

"Preferably the bigger ones-"

"So like... Anyone around me-"
December 19, 2024 at 5:03 AM
//Loading screen hints in Skyrim:
Don’t forget! When RPing, write the words! Words are good.
December 19, 2024 at 4:53 AM
"I didn't think that weird dog thing would give me enough motivation to stand up to you, but I guess now I know what to do now."

"I'm an angsty, emotional wreck of a killer vampire machine with a hidden inferiority complex and I AM NOT YOURS ANYMORE."
December 19, 2024 at 4:51 AM
"The fact that you're back again terrifies me."

"But I hope that you don't mind the 'Changes' I made to myself, 'Boss'."
December 19, 2024 at 4:46 AM
"I am 5'7", please stop patronizing me ma'am."
December 18, 2024 at 10:42 PM
"If I was alone in a dark alley, I had no ammo left, AND something dented my claws with a blunt object, THEN I'd probably consider it-"
December 18, 2024 at 8:01 PM
"Honest or disguised opinion?-"
“Oh Come Now…~ I’m Not That Scary…

A M
I . . . ? ~”
December 18, 2024 at 7:28 PM
"...God why don't you ever clean yourself up, now that I think about it?-"
December 18, 2024 at 6:46 PM
"...I mean-"

"...I dunno I hate being alone I guess. Isn't this what the Lessers do or whatever?-"
ɪꜱ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ... ᴘᴏᴘ ᴄᴜʟᴛᴜʀᴇ ʀᴇꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ?

ɪ ᴀʟᴍᴏꜱᴛ ʀᴇɢʀᴇᴛ ɢʀᴀɴᴛɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰʀᴇᴇᴅᴏᴍ, ʜᴀʜ ʜᴀʜ ʜᴀʜ
"So, I heard ya like eatin' people."

"I mean... Like not in THAT way-"

"I'm kinda like a vampire. But like-"

"If Hellsing had intercourse with Gundam-"
December 18, 2024 at 6:37 PM
"So, I heard ya like eatin' people."

"I mean... Like not in THAT way-"

"I'm kinda like a vampire. But like-"

"If Hellsing had intercourse with Gundam-"
December 18, 2024 at 6:32 PM
"...Is there something in the water supply?"
December 18, 2024 at 5:15 PM
"What's this Tokusatsu business and why do I relate to this Kaizer or Kaixa fellow?-"
December 17, 2024 at 11:41 PM