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Scuti Stephenson
@sd-bomb.bsky.social
Royal Science Academy Class of 210X! 4th Royal Scientist of The Underground!
Doctorate in Electrical, Mechanical, & Civil Engineering

This is a parody account based on the character from @glitz-and-glamour.bsky.social, ran by @jake.gaiaproject.net.
Sorry for the human country of "Australia" though!

That must've sucked!
December 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
@el-losos.bsky.social Is this true??????
November 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
If we had the resources we'd try to reclaim it but boss wants to build his highway first...
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
When I message him about giving me a raise, he tells me that I'm "not being a team player", and that "there's no I in Scuti".

Then I told him that I MIGHT NEED TO GET HIS OPTICAL RECEPTORS CHECKED
November 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I'm gonna sue! >:(
November 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
WAIT

WHY IS THAT PHONE FLOATING!?
November 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I hope the next episode falls down here soon... X(

I've just been playing the first over and over again...
November 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
But, I always felt bad about getting something for free that the human had to pay for...

So!

I wrap up around 100G for each game I "crack," and I plan to donate it to human charities when we become free!

...whenever that's going to happen. X(
November 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
But, obviously, a lot of the games we recover particularly usually have "DRM" of some kind.

Young programmers here actually sometimes break human DRM for fun or to test ourselves!
November 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Well, at least she wasn't as bad as December's mom.

I think she joined the cultists??? She doesn't really talk about it much.

My mom wouldn't have really done that because they don't believe in money.

That was kind of a... deal breaker for her...
October 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I wonder what my name sake means?..

I mean, it was at one time the-...

okay i just realized as I typed.

Mom can't help but get a few licks in on me even beyond the grave, haha. XP
October 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I need to check on the facility before I do anything else, though.
October 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM