Scuti Stephenson
@sd-bomb.bsky.social
Royal Science Academy Class of 210X! 4th Royal Scientist of The Underground!
Doctorate in Electrical, Mechanical, & Civil Engineering
This is a parody account based on the character from @glitz-and-glamour.bsky.social, ran by @jake.gaiaproject.net.
Doctorate in Electrical, Mechanical, & Civil Engineering
This is a parody account based on the character from @glitz-and-glamour.bsky.social, ran by @jake.gaiaproject.net.
Thank you for all the replies, humans!
It makes me feel a lot better about my habits... :)
It makes me feel a lot better about my habits... :)
Humans eat a whole country as a holiday...?
What do you guys do the next year?
What do you guys do the next year?
December 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Thank you for all the replies, humans!
It makes me feel a lot better about my habits... :)
It makes me feel a lot better about my habits... :)
Erm... exsqueeze me... I am none of these things.
Also, I don't know a Pamela Rae!
The only raes I know of are x-rays, gamma rays, etc.
Also, I don't know a Pamela Rae!
The only raes I know of are x-rays, gamma rays, etc.
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Erm... exsqueeze me... I am none of these things.
Also, I don't know a Pamela Rae!
The only raes I know of are x-rays, gamma rays, etc.
Also, I don't know a Pamela Rae!
The only raes I know of are x-rays, gamma rays, etc.
Humans eat a whole country as a holiday...?
What do you guys do the next year?
What do you guys do the next year?
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Humans eat a whole country as a holiday...?
What do you guys do the next year?
What do you guys do the next year?
Why do humans think we're vegetarian...?
People in the Ruins ate snails all the time.
Before the human came, I mean.
Now they just... well... I actually don't know what they do in the Ruins now. I've heard stuff has gotten pretty bad.
People in the Ruins ate snails all the time.
Before the human came, I mean.
Now they just... well... I actually don't know what they do in the Ruins now. I've heard stuff has gotten pretty bad.
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Why do humans think we're vegetarian...?
People in the Ruins ate snails all the time.
Before the human came, I mean.
Now they just... well... I actually don't know what they do in the Ruins now. I've heard stuff has gotten pretty bad.
People in the Ruins ate snails all the time.
Before the human came, I mean.
Now they just... well... I actually don't know what they do in the Ruins now. I've heard stuff has gotten pretty bad.
To clear things up:
I do NOT make doohickeys. >:(
I do NOT make whosits. >:((
And I do NOT make whatsits! >>:((
I make THINGAMAJIGS! >:(((
I do NOT make doohickeys. >:(
I do NOT make whosits. >:((
And I do NOT make whatsits! >>:((
I make THINGAMAJIGS! >:(((
November 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
To clear things up:
I do NOT make doohickeys. >:(
I do NOT make whosits. >:((
And I do NOT make whatsits! >>:((
I make THINGAMAJIGS! >:(((
I do NOT make doohickeys. >:(
I do NOT make whosits. >:((
And I do NOT make whatsits! >>:((
I make THINGAMAJIGS! >:(((
See, now, THIS is the positive feedback I want from my boss!!!!
I have my own account and everything! :)
I have my own account and everything! :)
Scuti is awesome! :D i mean she has her own account and everything and i love to see what she has to say about events and her daily life
November 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
See, now, THIS is the positive feedback I want from my boss!!!!
I have my own account and everything! :)
I have my own account and everything! :)
Why in the name of the stars does boss force me to be on a cooking show with Chujin's old robot...
I didn't even make him! Why not put me on with the one I made??
I'M NOT EVEN THAT GOOD AT COOKING! X(
I didn't even make him! Why not put me on with the one I made??
I'M NOT EVEN THAT GOOD AT COOKING! X(
November 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Why in the name of the stars does boss force me to be on a cooking show with Chujin's old robot...
I didn't even make him! Why not put me on with the one I made??
I'M NOT EVEN THAT GOOD AT COOKING! X(
I didn't even make him! Why not put me on with the one I made??
I'M NOT EVEN THAT GOOD AT COOKING! X(
He just sits there like that for like, hours.
And he like argues with his couch and tells it to "get a job," and occasionally turns to a side of his room and just shrugs like there's an audience there, but, there's literally just a wall.
It's kinda weird, not gonna lie.
And he like argues with his couch and tells it to "get a job," and occasionally turns to a side of his room and just shrugs like there's an audience there, but, there's literally just a wall.
It's kinda weird, not gonna lie.
THE [Postman] AIN'T THE SAME AS THE [[Spamton]]!
(I'm going to hell for this.)
#utdr #undertale #deltarune #spamton #chara #glitz&glamour #art
(I'm going to hell for this.)
#utdr #undertale #deltarune #spamton #chara #glitz&glamour #art
November 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
He just sits there like that for like, hours.
And he like argues with his couch and tells it to "get a job," and occasionally turns to a side of his room and just shrugs like there's an audience there, but, there's literally just a wall.
It's kinda weird, not gonna lie.
And he like argues with his couch and tells it to "get a job," and occasionally turns to a side of his room and just shrugs like there's an audience there, but, there's literally just a wall.
It's kinda weird, not gonna lie.
I also run a couple of... erm... illegitimate servers for some of the online games we find!
Minecrap, Smashing Fighters...
Oh! And Jermacraft!
I love Jermacraft!
Minecrap, Smashing Fighters...
Oh! And Jermacraft!
I love Jermacraft!
But, I always felt bad about getting something for free that the human had to pay for...
So!
I wrap up around 100G for each game I "crack," and I plan to donate it to human charities when we become free!
...whenever that's going to happen. X(
So!
I wrap up around 100G for each game I "crack," and I plan to donate it to human charities when we become free!
...whenever that's going to happen. X(
November 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I also run a couple of... erm... illegitimate servers for some of the online games we find!
Minecrap, Smashing Fighters...
Oh! And Jermacraft!
I love Jermacraft!
Minecrap, Smashing Fighters...
Oh! And Jermacraft!
I love Jermacraft!
I've been playing MultiVerZ 2 lately and it reminded me to tell you guys about something I do!
A lot of the games and media we get in the Underground are recovered from old harddrives that aren't water damaged.
Laser discs used to be pretty common, but, those became less so after the 2010s.
A lot of the games and media we get in the Underground are recovered from old harddrives that aren't water damaged.
Laser discs used to be pretty common, but, those became less so after the 2010s.
November 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I've been playing MultiVerZ 2 lately and it reminded me to tell you guys about something I do!
A lot of the games and media we get in the Underground are recovered from old harddrives that aren't water damaged.
Laser discs used to be pretty common, but, those became less so after the 2010s.
A lot of the games and media we get in the Underground are recovered from old harddrives that aren't water damaged.
Laser discs used to be pretty common, but, those became less so after the 2010s.
So, humans...
Is it true that your restaurants have "unlimited" bread sticks???
If only we could reach a post-scarcity society...
Is it true that your restaurants have "unlimited" bread sticks???
If only we could reach a post-scarcity society...
October 29, 2025 at 1:16 PM
So, humans...
Is it true that your restaurants have "unlimited" bread sticks???
If only we could reach a post-scarcity society...
Is it true that your restaurants have "unlimited" bread sticks???
If only we could reach a post-scarcity society...
Oh! When I wrote this, I never really gave an example.
My aunt Rigel, as they say, "burned really brightly," but also... erm... snuffed out before my 12th birthday.
A bunch of crazy stories. Might tell you guys one day!
My aunt Rigel, as they say, "burned really brightly," but also... erm... snuffed out before my 12th birthday.
A bunch of crazy stories. Might tell you guys one day!
Hey! Humans! Public service announcement!
My name is NOT a "name pun." >:(
My... erm... "clan" names their children after stars! It apparently prophecies how their life is going to go in some way.
My name is NOT a "name pun." >:(
My... erm... "clan" names their children after stars! It apparently prophecies how their life is going to go in some way.
October 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Oh! When I wrote this, I never really gave an example.
My aunt Rigel, as they say, "burned really brightly," but also... erm... snuffed out before my 12th birthday.
A bunch of crazy stories. Might tell you guys one day!
My aunt Rigel, as they say, "burned really brightly," but also... erm... snuffed out before my 12th birthday.
A bunch of crazy stories. Might tell you guys one day!
I spent so much time with my friends today that I forgot to eat!
Well, I didn't FORGET to eat, but, I forgot to eat as much as I normally do, I guess??? XP
Guess boss would be proud of me???? XD
Well, I didn't FORGET to eat, but, I forgot to eat as much as I normally do, I guess??? XP
Guess boss would be proud of me???? XD
October 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I spent so much time with my friends today that I forgot to eat!
Well, I didn't FORGET to eat, but, I forgot to eat as much as I normally do, I guess??? XP
Guess boss would be proud of me???? XD
Well, I didn't FORGET to eat, but, I forgot to eat as much as I normally do, I guess??? XP
Guess boss would be proud of me???? XD
Here's a pic of my pet rocks!! :)
Tumbler Sexy Man's my favorite, but don't tell him. He's spoiled enough as is! X)
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Tumbler Sexy Man's my favorite, but don't tell him. He's spoiled enough as is! X)
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October 22, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Here's a pic of my pet rocks!! :)
Tumbler Sexy Man's my favorite, but don't tell him. He's spoiled enough as is! X)
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Tumbler Sexy Man's my favorite, but don't tell him. He's spoiled enough as is! X)
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Hey! Humans! Public service announcement!
My name is NOT a "name pun." >:(
My... erm... "clan" names their children after stars! It apparently prophecies how their life is going to go in some way.
My name is NOT a "name pun." >:(
My... erm... "clan" names their children after stars! It apparently prophecies how their life is going to go in some way.
October 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Hey! Humans! Public service announcement!
My name is NOT a "name pun." >:(
My... erm... "clan" names their children after stars! It apparently prophecies how their life is going to go in some way.
My name is NOT a "name pun." >:(
My... erm... "clan" names their children after stars! It apparently prophecies how their life is going to go in some way.
So, erm...
I've been... "studying" human food for a potential reality where we're on the surface.
There are a couple of side effects.
I'm honestly surprised that crazy soda jerk hasn't killed people...
I've been... "studying" human food for a potential reality where we're on the surface.
There are a couple of side effects.
I'm honestly surprised that crazy soda jerk hasn't killed people...
October 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
So, erm...
I've been... "studying" human food for a potential reality where we're on the surface.
There are a couple of side effects.
I'm honestly surprised that crazy soda jerk hasn't killed people...
I've been... "studying" human food for a potential reality where we're on the surface.
There are a couple of side effects.
I'm honestly surprised that crazy soda jerk hasn't killed people...
Hey! I want a word with the goober who said my pet rocks were overfed!
They're just indoor rocks!
They're just indoor rocks!
October 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Hey! I want a word with the goober who said my pet rocks were overfed!
They're just indoor rocks!
They're just indoor rocks!
Wow! Okay!
So, I've been posting this whole time, but, I was posting to the wrong server!
I was wondering why I wasn't getting any responses from any humans...
Hey, humans! Long time no see!! :D
So, I've been posting this whole time, but, I was posting to the wrong server!
I was wondering why I wasn't getting any responses from any humans...
Hey, humans! Long time no see!! :D
October 13, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Wow! Okay!
So, I've been posting this whole time, but, I was posting to the wrong server!
I was wondering why I wasn't getting any responses from any humans...
Hey, humans! Long time no see!! :D
So, I've been posting this whole time, but, I was posting to the wrong server!
I was wondering why I wasn't getting any responses from any humans...
Hey, humans! Long time no see!! :D
IT'S FLUFFERNUTTER DAY?!
October 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
IT'S FLUFFERNUTTER DAY?!
NOOOOOOO!!!!
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT?????
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT?????
A really old aspect of Scuti's character is that she plays the saxophone.
For how well she plays it now you're going to have to find out.
Cecilia obviously plays at least half a dozen instruments. Skyrim kind of limits me though, lol.
For how well she plays it now you're going to have to find out.
Cecilia obviously plays at least half a dozen instruments. Skyrim kind of limits me though, lol.
October 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
NOOOOOOO!!!!
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT?????
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT?????
ARC-U had pretty good accommodations.
spacious dorms, etc
you just had to deal with all the cameras everywhere
and the ads during the lectures
i think i have that one about the juice stuck in my head forever now
spacious dorms, etc
you just had to deal with all the cameras everywhere
and the ads during the lectures
i think i have that one about the juice stuck in my head forever now
For Scuti & Kepler, schooling was just kind of a means to an end, but yes they were quite gifted, each getting Masters degrees in various schools of engineering.
Riley was average and unremarkable. No higher education.
Rosy deployed fire-ants in a classroom once. No higher education.
Riley was average and unremarkable. No higher education.
Rosy deployed fire-ants in a classroom once. No higher education.
If there's something like schools in your OC's universe: Do/did they like going there? Are/were they a good or bad student? ✏️🎓🏫📚
#dailyocs
#dailyocs
October 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
ARC-U had pretty good accommodations.
spacious dorms, etc
you just had to deal with all the cameras everywhere
and the ads during the lectures
i think i have that one about the juice stuck in my head forever now
spacious dorms, etc
you just had to deal with all the cameras everywhere
and the ads during the lectures
i think i have that one about the juice stuck in my head forever now
oh so THATs whats in the file cabinet kepler wont let me see...
i guess thats why she said itd make her a lot of money
i guess thats why she said itd make her a lot of money
Depends on your definition of "steal."
Even using the most stringent definitions:
Scuti: No, unless buying a candy bar with a bad check counts.
Kepler: Yes. Confidential company documents.
Rosy: Yes. Spoiler.
Riley: Yes. Case files.
Even using the most stringent definitions:
Scuti: No, unless buying a candy bar with a bad check counts.
Kepler: Yes. Confidential company documents.
Rosy: Yes. Spoiler.
Riley: Yes. Case files.
October 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
oh so THATs whats in the file cabinet kepler wont let me see...
i guess thats why she said itd make her a lot of money
i guess thats why she said itd make her a lot of money
...
okay this is a very good idea
i kept telling kepler that i thought on average humans might be smarter
and she kept saying that was wrong
but how come we didn't think of this first???
okay this is a very good idea
i kept telling kepler that i thought on average humans might be smarter
and she kept saying that was wrong
but how come we didn't think of this first???
October 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
...
okay this is a very good idea
i kept telling kepler that i thought on average humans might be smarter
and she kept saying that was wrong
but how come we didn't think of this first???
okay this is a very good idea
i kept telling kepler that i thought on average humans might be smarter
and she kept saying that was wrong
but how come we didn't think of this first???
WAIT
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???
Kepler & Scuti are my "Alphys & Undyne" and my "Susie & Noelle" of ROSY-TROVE, and, without saying too much...
For Kepler: Yes. Very much so.
For Scuti: She's way less picky. She doesn't really have a "type".
For Kepler: Yes. Very much so.
For Scuti: She's way less picky. She doesn't really have a "type".
#CoupleQuestion💓 Do your OC and their partner fit each other's "preferred type" or are they different from that?
#dailyocs
#dailyocs
September 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
WAIT
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN???
hey Gen z
Im a millennial
what is "sus"?
is it bad?????
Im a millennial
what is "sus"?
is it bad?????
September 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
hey Gen z
Im a millennial
what is "sus"?
is it bad?????
Im a millennial
what is "sus"?
is it bad?????