scatman malm
sczombie.bsky.social
scatman malm
@sczombie.bsky.social
Pseudo-humor and word chaos.
Their names are Plasma and Platelet
January 22, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Mayan Advent Calendar™️
December 5, 2025 at 3:41 AM
A Moss Landing treasure
November 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
September 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
September 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
An accord has been struck
September 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Opened the Moxfield Explore Decks tab and what even is this
August 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Why was Trader Octopus sudoku 1-6 instead 1-8? Why was it anything less than 1-9 in the first place?? I kept wondering where the 9s were supposed to go.
June 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I like my men like I like my tea: strong, down to earth, and spicy.
April 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I visited my local Stamp Society and a friendly vendor made sure I was comfortable in the space by using "millennial slang" like "curated" and "bespoke." He made sure to tell me that he was using these words to build rapport with me, even though he wasn't entirely sure he was using them correctly.
March 16, 2025 at 4:51 AM
It's hard to ignore my personal bias since we exist within the same echo chamber, but it feels like some of these categories have right and wrong answers. Like idk if anybody out there genuinely identifies as a fan of "mass produced media." Maybe it should be Pop Art or Multiverses?
January 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
What is this? All weed is gym weed if you're down to clown 😎
January 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Rate my playlists 😇
January 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Don't trust any brain age unless issued by Dr. Kawashima himself.
December 18, 2024 at 3:49 PM
This is not controversial
December 4, 2024 at 4:28 PM
D minor
November 29, 2024 at 4:37 PM