Matthew, coming to a cinema near you
@scythe-guy.bsky.social
He/Him, 27, my plan for bluesky: make people laugh, meet new people, and figure out how to make these posts with less than 20 mins of self deliberation.
Find me, please, I'm scared.
Find me, please, I'm scared.
I desperately want to jump into hijinx, engage in shenanigans and generally throw the standard daily Sisyphian ordeal into a large hole.
I am however greatly limited by the fact I don't live in a sitcom and tomfoolery is hardly a one person sport.
I am however greatly limited by the fact I don't live in a sitcom and tomfoolery is hardly a one person sport.
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I desperately want to jump into hijinx, engage in shenanigans and generally throw the standard daily Sisyphian ordeal into a large hole.
I am however greatly limited by the fact I don't live in a sitcom and tomfoolery is hardly a one person sport.
I am however greatly limited by the fact I don't live in a sitcom and tomfoolery is hardly a one person sport.
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yeah no, I love wes anderson!! The Regal Tennanbaums, Fabulous Mr Fox,
September 13, 2025 at 11:16 AM
yeah no, I love wes anderson!! The Regal Tennanbaums, Fabulous Mr Fox,
she wanted to get first but this will do
September 13, 2025 at 11:15 AM
she wanted to get first but this will do
"Man, I really hope Christmas happens this year."
The local cave dweller:
The local cave dweller:
September 5, 2025 at 10:00 AM
"Man, I really hope Christmas happens this year."
The local cave dweller:
The local cave dweller:
First post in a while.
I was at a restaurant the other day and suddenly realised I was in Mt Holly.
I tried so hard to figure out what the answer to this iteration of the dual painting puzzle was. Alas I could not.
#BluePrince
I was at a restaurant the other day and suddenly realised I was in Mt Holly.
I tried so hard to figure out what the answer to this iteration of the dual painting puzzle was. Alas I could not.
#BluePrince
July 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
First post in a while.
I was at a restaurant the other day and suddenly realised I was in Mt Holly.
I tried so hard to figure out what the answer to this iteration of the dual painting puzzle was. Alas I could not.
#BluePrince
I was at a restaurant the other day and suddenly realised I was in Mt Holly.
I tried so hard to figure out what the answer to this iteration of the dual painting puzzle was. Alas I could not.
#BluePrince
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Metal Gear Solid (1998)
June 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Metal Gear Solid (1998)
Just felt a big drop of liquid fall on my head. I looked up and I saw this ceiling with fine looking pipes.
I'm now wondering what's coming out of them.
Hopefully it's the kind of superhero making nuclear waste!!
I'm now wondering what's coming out of them.
Hopefully it's the kind of superhero making nuclear waste!!
April 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Just felt a big drop of liquid fall on my head. I looked up and I saw this ceiling with fine looking pipes.
I'm now wondering what's coming out of them.
Hopefully it's the kind of superhero making nuclear waste!!
I'm now wondering what's coming out of them.
Hopefully it's the kind of superhero making nuclear waste!!
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"WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
SHOOT ME IN THE NUTS WITH A GUIDED MISSILE?"
⁻ ᴳᵘʸ ʷʰᵒ ᵍᵒᵗ ˢʰᵒᵗ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿᵘᵗˢ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵃ ᵍᵘᶦᵈᵉᵈ ᵐᶦˢˢᶦˡᵉ
SHOOT ME IN THE NUTS WITH A GUIDED MISSILE?"
⁻ ᴳᵘʸ ʷʰᵒ ᵍᵒᵗ ˢʰᵒᵗ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿᵘᵗˢ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵃ ᵍᵘᶦᵈᵉᵈ ᵐᶦˢˢᶦˡᵉ
March 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
"WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
SHOOT ME IN THE NUTS WITH A GUIDED MISSILE?"
⁻ ᴳᵘʸ ʷʰᵒ ᵍᵒᵗ ˢʰᵒᵗ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿᵘᵗˢ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵃ ᵍᵘᶦᵈᵉᵈ ᵐᶦˢˢᶦˡᵉ
SHOOT ME IN THE NUTS WITH A GUIDED MISSILE?"
⁻ ᴳᵘʸ ʷʰᵒ ᵍᵒᵗ ˢʰᵒᵗ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ⁿᵘᵗˢ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵃ ᵍᵘᶦᵈᵉᵈ ᵐᶦˢˢᶦˡᵉ
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we're all gonna make it, bros...
March 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
we're all gonna make it, bros...
Happy holidays everyone!!
March 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Happy holidays everyone!!
I started watching Parks And Rec. The thing that surprised me the most was Chris Pratt.
I don't know why, but I thought he was some bumbling federal agent on a local assignment that enters the show later on, but he is the injured dickhead boyfriend of a main character there on day one.
Crazy.
I don't know why, but I thought he was some bumbling federal agent on a local assignment that enters the show later on, but he is the injured dickhead boyfriend of a main character there on day one.
Crazy.
March 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I started watching Parks And Rec. The thing that surprised me the most was Chris Pratt.
I don't know why, but I thought he was some bumbling federal agent on a local assignment that enters the show later on, but he is the injured dickhead boyfriend of a main character there on day one.
Crazy.
I don't know why, but I thought he was some bumbling federal agent on a local assignment that enters the show later on, but he is the injured dickhead boyfriend of a main character there on day one.
Crazy.
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as per our Youtube Touhou Promise (original set of words), your beloved J-Dog will be daily posting #Touhou Tuesday thumbnails in reverse order.
i've said it before, i'll say it again: huge thumbnail for people with microscopes and a deep pervasive fascination with japan and the associated agonies
i've said it before, i'll say it again: huge thumbnail for people with microscopes and a deep pervasive fascination with japan and the associated agonies
March 18, 2025 at 9:37 AM
as per our Youtube Touhou Promise (original set of words), your beloved J-Dog will be daily posting #Touhou Tuesday thumbnails in reverse order.
i've said it before, i'll say it again: huge thumbnail for people with microscopes and a deep pervasive fascination with japan and the associated agonies
i've said it before, i'll say it again: huge thumbnail for people with microscopes and a deep pervasive fascination with japan and the associated agonies
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When Charles Xavier uses the holocaust beam
March 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
When Charles Xavier uses the holocaust beam
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I wasn't sure if this respected my intelligence, but Tim Boo Ba convinced me
March 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I wasn't sure if this respected my intelligence, but Tim Boo Ba convinced me
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They sent me in way too early to the movie, so I saw the end of a Chinese kids movie. It was incredibly bizarre, with an ending that seemed like it wasn't really an ending
It was called Ne Zha 2.
It was called Ne Zha 2.
February 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
They sent me in way too early to the movie, so I saw the end of a Chinese kids movie. It was incredibly bizarre, with an ending that seemed like it wasn't really an ending
It was called Ne Zha 2.
It was called Ne Zha 2.
Currently in an empty cinema.
It's weird.
It's weird.
February 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Currently in an empty cinema.
It's weird.
It's weird.
Duet from Star Trek Deep Space Nine is a beautiful tragic episode. I adore it to pieces.
My mind has changed on my favourite Star Trek show through the years, but the older I get the more DS9 permeates every fibre of life.
Please watch it, your heart and mind will thank you.
Love long and prosper.
My mind has changed on my favourite Star Trek show through the years, but the older I get the more DS9 permeates every fibre of life.
Please watch it, your heart and mind will thank you.
Love long and prosper.
evergreen sentiment
February 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Duet from Star Trek Deep Space Nine is a beautiful tragic episode. I adore it to pieces.
My mind has changed on my favourite Star Trek show through the years, but the older I get the more DS9 permeates every fibre of life.
Please watch it, your heart and mind will thank you.
Love long and prosper.
My mind has changed on my favourite Star Trek show through the years, but the older I get the more DS9 permeates every fibre of life.
Please watch it, your heart and mind will thank you.
Love long and prosper.
Sometimes it's obvious why a song is named the way it is like Hurt, My Way, or Rocket Man.
Other times the name comes from a small part of the song like Big Yellow Taxi.
Some even have names that don't appear in the lyrics.
This is all to say, why would you name the big scary song The Jaws Theme?
Other times the name comes from a small part of the song like Big Yellow Taxi.
Some even have names that don't appear in the lyrics.
This is all to say, why would you name the big scary song The Jaws Theme?
February 13, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Sometimes it's obvious why a song is named the way it is like Hurt, My Way, or Rocket Man.
Other times the name comes from a small part of the song like Big Yellow Taxi.
Some even have names that don't appear in the lyrics.
This is all to say, why would you name the big scary song The Jaws Theme?
Other times the name comes from a small part of the song like Big Yellow Taxi.
Some even have names that don't appear in the lyrics.
This is all to say, why would you name the big scary song The Jaws Theme?
Skeet Patrol
January 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Skeet Patrol
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Listening to the radio, and after Journey's Don't Stop Believing Cher's Do You Believe started playing.
I believe there's a punchline here.
I believe there's a punchline here.
January 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Listening to the radio, and after Journey's Don't Stop Believing Cher's Do You Believe started playing.
I believe there's a punchline here.
I believe there's a punchline here.
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Touhou Tuesday episode 7 where we play a Helltaker clone with a fun Bullet Hell spin. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fXN...
TOUHOU TUESDAY 7: Fantasytaker (Dating Advice....2!)
YouTube video by ComboFriends Creative Collective
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January 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Touhou Tuesday episode 7 where we play a Helltaker clone with a fun Bullet Hell spin. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fXN...