Sebastian
@scwyatt.bsky.social
NOT a lonely old man, but hey - if scammers are interested in my money - by all means dm me.
Mildly self righteous, optimistic and well read. BOT magnet. Fluent sarcasm.
Trump is a cunt.
Mildly self righteous, optimistic and well read. BOT magnet. Fluent sarcasm.
Trump is a cunt.
Hold hand, I show you old Russian magic trick, make you cum little bit.
Oh My GOD! I feel it!!
That's AMAZING!!!
Oh My GOD! I feel it!!
That's AMAZING!!!
August 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Hold hand, I show you old Russian magic trick, make you cum little bit.
Oh My GOD! I feel it!!
That's AMAZING!!!
Oh My GOD! I feel it!!
That's AMAZING!!!
Donald Trump describes the shipment of Tacos he has brought for Big Daddy Vladimir Putin on the tarmac in Alaska.
August 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Donald Trump describes the shipment of Tacos he has brought for Big Daddy Vladimir Putin on the tarmac in Alaska.
I'm pretty sure this is called Presidenting while Black
July 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I'm pretty sure this is called Presidenting while Black
We now live in a world where - if you take two moronic twits and let them argue in front of a camera, people will start wondering if one or the other might have a point.
June 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
We now live in a world where - if you take two moronic twits and let them argue in front of a camera, people will start wondering if one or the other might have a point.
This
This conversation I want the transcript for.
It's like the scene in The Notebook when Allie remembers Noah.
How did Zelenskyy get an idea past all the defenses?!?!
This conversation I want the transcript for.
It's like the scene in The Notebook when Allie remembers Noah.
How did Zelenskyy get an idea past all the defenses?!?!
April 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
This
This conversation I want the transcript for.
It's like the scene in The Notebook when Allie remembers Noah.
How did Zelenskyy get an idea past all the defenses?!?!
This conversation I want the transcript for.
It's like the scene in The Notebook when Allie remembers Noah.
How did Zelenskyy get an idea past all the defenses?!?!
What if the Orange Candy Corn is really the Frank Zappa of politics instead of the Florence Foster Jenkins that it looks like?
...Nah... He's Ruprecht.
...Nah... He's Ruprecht.
March 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
What if the Orange Candy Corn is really the Frank Zappa of politics instead of the Florence Foster Jenkins that it looks like?
...Nah... He's Ruprecht.
...Nah... He's Ruprecht.
Volodymyr Zelenskyy infuriates Russian Ambassador in contentious meeting.
February 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Volodymyr Zelenskyy infuriates Russian Ambassador in contentious meeting.
If Ukraine didn't want to be invaded, it shouldn't have been wearing that slutty mini-dress.
February 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
If Ukraine didn't want to be invaded, it shouldn't have been wearing that slutty mini-dress.
I feel like we are approaching that point in Bugs Life...
January 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I feel like we are approaching that point in Bugs Life...
We will be safe as long as the robots remain asexual.
Uh oh!
AI has gone next level!
Uh oh!
AI has gone next level!
January 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
We will be safe as long as the robots remain asexual.
Uh oh!
AI has gone next level!
Uh oh!
AI has gone next level!
My most viral internet action ever! LOL
I couldn't be how many Red Note users supported Luigi Mangione.
I couldn't be how many Red Note users supported Luigi Mangione.
January 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
My most viral internet action ever! LOL
I couldn't be how many Red Note users supported Luigi Mangione.
I couldn't be how many Red Note users supported Luigi Mangione.
Mark Zuckerberg's official public image.
January 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Mark Zuckerberg's official public image.
It turns out - Trump CAN end the war in Ukraine on day one.
All he has to do is humiliate himself to P-Daddy
All he has to do is humiliate himself to P-Daddy
December 26, 2024 at 5:52 PM
It turns out - Trump CAN end the war in Ukraine on day one.
All he has to do is humiliate himself to P-Daddy
All he has to do is humiliate himself to P-Daddy
We'll, why didn't someone say so.
December 25, 2024 at 8:46 PM
We'll, why didn't someone say so.
Recent discovery discovery of actual human model (shown right) for the Narcissistic AI robot (shown left) who ruined civilization leads to viral event, amazes human race.
#Zuckerberg #AI #Meta
#Zuckerberg #AI #Meta
April 23, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Recent discovery discovery of actual human model (shown right) for the Narcissistic AI robot (shown left) who ruined civilization leads to viral event, amazes human race.
#Zuckerberg #AI #Meta
#Zuckerberg #AI #Meta
April 5, 2024 at 7:28 PM
In the end, the lasting narrative will be that Fani Willis squandered her opportunity to make history because she couldn't leave a dick in a pair of pants. It could have only been more ironic if she was the Stormy Daniels prosecutor.
February 14, 2024 at 4:48 AM
In the end, the lasting narrative will be that Fani Willis squandered her opportunity to make history because she couldn't leave a dick in a pair of pants. It could have only been more ironic if she was the Stormy Daniels prosecutor.
Nathan Wade's name appears in this book in under 35 words, and yet Isikoff and Klaidman did not break the Willis/Wade story. Not a good look.
February 14, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Nathan Wade's name appears in this book in under 35 words, and yet Isikoff and Klaidman did not break the Willis/Wade story. Not a good look.
Which one is Alan Arkin, which is Robert Downey Jr?
October 8, 2023 at 9:09 PM
Which one is Alan Arkin, which is Robert Downey Jr?