Sebastian
@scwyatt.bsky.social
NOT a lonely old man, but hey - if scammers are interested in my money - by all means dm me.
Mildly self righteous, optimistic and well read. BOT magnet. Fluent sarcasm.
Trump is a cunt.
Mildly self righteous, optimistic and well read. BOT magnet. Fluent sarcasm.
Trump is a cunt.
Pamela sucked his brains out.
What America needs is a vaccine for Old White Men who have become idiots.
What America needs is a vaccine for Old White Men who have become idiots.
December 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Pamela sucked his brains out.
What America needs is a vaccine for Old White Men who have become idiots.
What America needs is a vaccine for Old White Men who have become idiots.
I ride a motorcycle
I can see EVERYONE who is on their phone while driving.
The most bizarre part?
People will ease off the gas when they've been looking down longer.
3 maybe 5 mph
Bitch how you think 67 mph not looking is safer than 70 not looking?!?!?!
I can see EVERYONE who is on their phone while driving.
The most bizarre part?
People will ease off the gas when they've been looking down longer.
3 maybe 5 mph
Bitch how you think 67 mph not looking is safer than 70 not looking?!?!?!
December 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I ride a motorcycle
I can see EVERYONE who is on their phone while driving.
The most bizarre part?
People will ease off the gas when they've been looking down longer.
3 maybe 5 mph
Bitch how you think 67 mph not looking is safer than 70 not looking?!?!?!
I can see EVERYONE who is on their phone while driving.
The most bizarre part?
People will ease off the gas when they've been looking down longer.
3 maybe 5 mph
Bitch how you think 67 mph not looking is safer than 70 not looking?!?!?!
Reposted by Sebastian
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
ANYONE who interacted with Jeffrey Epstein after his conviction in 2008 needs to be removed from public life. No Media job, no government job, no interviews. OUT
I don't care WHO they are.
Clinton, Gates, Bannon, Trump.
Anyone.
I don't care WHO they are.
Clinton, Gates, Bannon, Trump.
Anyone.
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
ANYONE who interacted with Jeffrey Epstein after his conviction in 2008 needs to be removed from public life. No Media job, no government job, no interviews. OUT
I don't care WHO they are.
Clinton, Gates, Bannon, Trump.
Anyone.
I don't care WHO they are.
Clinton, Gates, Bannon, Trump.
Anyone.
Word
November 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Word
At least Hitler thought he was building a great society...
Not just enriching himself and tending his fragile ego.
Not just enriching himself and tending his fragile ego.
October 21, 2025 at 11:28 AM
At least Hitler thought he was building a great society...
Not just enriching himself and tending his fragile ego.
Not just enriching himself and tending his fragile ego.
Serious question
If we had been able to accept Sarah Palin, do you would we be in the mess we are in today?
If we had been able to accept Sarah Palin, do you would we be in the mess we are in today?
October 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Serious question
If we had been able to accept Sarah Palin, do you would we be in the mess we are in today?
If we had been able to accept Sarah Palin, do you would we be in the mess we are in today?
I had a dream I was somehow a tag along on tour with Dave Grohl and we decided to take acid.
I woke up then, I think because I don't know what being high on acid is like.
...young statute of limitations expired Dave Grohl, not Dave Grohl with a beard. I'm not tryna cause trouble.
I woke up then, I think because I don't know what being high on acid is like.
...young statute of limitations expired Dave Grohl, not Dave Grohl with a beard. I'm not tryna cause trouble.
October 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I had a dream I was somehow a tag along on tour with Dave Grohl and we decided to take acid.
I woke up then, I think because I don't know what being high on acid is like.
...young statute of limitations expired Dave Grohl, not Dave Grohl with a beard. I'm not tryna cause trouble.
I woke up then, I think because I don't know what being high on acid is like.
...young statute of limitations expired Dave Grohl, not Dave Grohl with a beard. I'm not tryna cause trouble.
If there's money, sex, love or pride involved, someone's misrepresenting the truth.
Otherwise you're good.
Otherwise you're good.
September 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
If there's money, sex, love or pride involved, someone's misrepresenting the truth.
Otherwise you're good.
Otherwise you're good.
Being let go from SNL is not the worst possible outcome for me. I loved my time there and the relationships I built. I thought Lorne Michael's fixation on my good looks just a little awkward, but really, I just can't wait to start my next chapter.
August 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Being let go from SNL is not the worst possible outcome for me. I loved my time there and the relationships I built. I thought Lorne Michael's fixation on my good looks just a little awkward, but really, I just can't wait to start my next chapter.
Ghislaine Maxwell didn't reveal ANY damaging testimony about Donald Trump.
Thank GOD!!
Could you imagine how awkward it would be to tie him to Jeffery Epstein (pedophille and rapist) and then ask him for a pardon?!?!
Thank GOD!!
Could you imagine how awkward it would be to tie him to Jeffery Epstein (pedophille and rapist) and then ask him for a pardon?!?!
August 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell didn't reveal ANY damaging testimony about Donald Trump.
Thank GOD!!
Could you imagine how awkward it would be to tie him to Jeffery Epstein (pedophille and rapist) and then ask him for a pardon?!?!
Thank GOD!!
Could you imagine how awkward it would be to tie him to Jeffery Epstein (pedophille and rapist) and then ask him for a pardon?!?!
Hold hand, I show you old Russian magic trick, make you cum little bit.
Oh My GOD! I feel it!!
That's AMAZING!!!
Oh My GOD! I feel it!!
That's AMAZING!!!
August 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Hold hand, I show you old Russian magic trick, make you cum little bit.
Oh My GOD! I feel it!!
That's AMAZING!!!
Oh My GOD! I feel it!!
That's AMAZING!!!
Donald Trump describes the shipment of Tacos he has brought for Big Daddy Vladimir Putin on the tarmac in Alaska.
August 15, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Donald Trump describes the shipment of Tacos he has brought for Big Daddy Vladimir Putin on the tarmac in Alaska.
Colonial America
Revolution
The New Nation
Civil War
Reconstruction and Industrialization
The Progressive Era
World War I and the Roaring Twenties
The Great Depression
World War II
The Modern Era
Internet Age
The Age of Enshitification
Revolution
The New Nation
Civil War
Reconstruction and Industrialization
The Progressive Era
World War I and the Roaring Twenties
The Great Depression
World War II
The Modern Era
Internet Age
The Age of Enshitification
August 10, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Colonial America
Revolution
The New Nation
Civil War
Reconstruction and Industrialization
The Progressive Era
World War I and the Roaring Twenties
The Great Depression
World War II
The Modern Era
Internet Age
The Age of Enshitification
Revolution
The New Nation
Civil War
Reconstruction and Industrialization
The Progressive Era
World War I and the Roaring Twenties
The Great Depression
World War II
The Modern Era
Internet Age
The Age of Enshitification
I want 72 hours without a single word about Liam Neesom and Pamela Anderson, then I want to hear they lived happily ever after.
August 2, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I want 72 hours without a single word about Liam Neesom and Pamela Anderson, then I want to hear they lived happily ever after.
One minute?
One minute is missing on the Jeffrey Epstein prison video?
Can you subdue and strangle someone in less than a minute?
That minute shows a guard walk past but not bother to look in on ol' Jeff.
There. I started my first conspiracy theory.
One minute is missing on the Jeffrey Epstein prison video?
Can you subdue and strangle someone in less than a minute?
That minute shows a guard walk past but not bother to look in on ol' Jeff.
There. I started my first conspiracy theory.
July 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
One minute?
One minute is missing on the Jeffrey Epstein prison video?
Can you subdue and strangle someone in less than a minute?
That minute shows a guard walk past but not bother to look in on ol' Jeff.
There. I started my first conspiracy theory.
One minute is missing on the Jeffrey Epstein prison video?
Can you subdue and strangle someone in less than a minute?
That minute shows a guard walk past but not bother to look in on ol' Jeff.
There. I started my first conspiracy theory.
I'm pretty sure this is called Presidenting while Black
July 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I'm pretty sure this is called Presidenting while Black
My wife and I have a plan for surviving illness in old age:
1) Get a life insurance policy
2) move to a no capital punishment state
3) sacrifice the sick one.
So -
aquital should give enough to live on
Conviction is a life sentence with 3 hots and a cot
All bases covered
#America
1) Get a life insurance policy
2) move to a no capital punishment state
3) sacrifice the sick one.
So -
aquital should give enough to live on
Conviction is a life sentence with 3 hots and a cot
All bases covered
#America
July 3, 2025 at 12:58 PM
My wife and I have a plan for surviving illness in old age:
1) Get a life insurance policy
2) move to a no capital punishment state
3) sacrifice the sick one.
So -
aquital should give enough to live on
Conviction is a life sentence with 3 hots and a cot
All bases covered
#America
1) Get a life insurance policy
2) move to a no capital punishment state
3) sacrifice the sick one.
So -
aquital should give enough to live on
Conviction is a life sentence with 3 hots and a cot
All bases covered
#America
It wasn't until I was victim of identity theft I realized @creditkarma.bsky.social and the three credit agencies don't work in MY interest. They work for the banks.
Eat the rich.
Eat the rich.
June 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
It wasn't until I was victim of identity theft I realized @creditkarma.bsky.social and the three credit agencies don't work in MY interest. They work for the banks.
Eat the rich.
Eat the rich.
Predators hide among the self-righteous. Does that mean the self-righteous are easy prey, or it removes suspicion?
June 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Predators hide among the self-righteous. Does that mean the self-righteous are easy prey, or it removes suspicion?
We now live in a world where - if you take two moronic twits and let them argue in front of a camera, people will start wondering if one or the other might have a point.
June 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
We now live in a world where - if you take two moronic twits and let them argue in front of a camera, people will start wondering if one or the other might have a point.
June 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
In ten years Trump will be completely lost to history.
Titillation and weak social drama doesn't have the staying power deep policy change does.
Titillation and weak social drama doesn't have the staying power deep policy change does.
June 8, 2025 at 1:27 PM
In ten years Trump will be completely lost to history.
Titillation and weak social drama doesn't have the staying power deep policy change does.
Titillation and weak social drama doesn't have the staying power deep policy change does.
There are unconfirmed reports Ukrainian citizens will have the opportunity for a 10% discount at one of the five new Trump hotels expected to be built in Russia once a peace deal is reached.
One of them may even be built in Kiev, Russia.
One of them may even be built in Kiev, Russia.
May 21, 2025 at 12:05 PM
There are unconfirmed reports Ukrainian citizens will have the opportunity for a 10% discount at one of the five new Trump hotels expected to be built in Russia once a peace deal is reached.
One of them may even be built in Kiev, Russia.
One of them may even be built in Kiev, Russia.
Struggling to reduce screen time is the new fitness craze.
The very last thing I need is the Internet on my glasses.
Fuck you Zuckerberg.
The very last thing I need is the Internet on my glasses.
Fuck you Zuckerberg.
May 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Struggling to reduce screen time is the new fitness craze.
The very last thing I need is the Internet on my glasses.
Fuck you Zuckerberg.
The very last thing I need is the Internet on my glasses.
Fuck you Zuckerberg.