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I’m just here for good info and to commiserate and maybe make some friends. If I wanted a dating app, I’d use one. Can’t seem to keep up with the block button!
My wife had a system for haribo gummy bears. She had to separate them by color before she would eat any. So when she was diagnosed I bought her a 3lb bag.
June 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Space nascar.
June 19, 2025 at 10:04 AM
May 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
There’s a word for that and it’s eugenics.
May 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
But I’d hope you’d try hard to make me pee, cause it’s a thirsty night!
May 21, 2025 at 7:18 AM
The proposed cuts won’t even pay for his golf trips.
May 21, 2025 at 4:02 AM
What if I just sat at the bar and didn’t pee in solidarity and tip you for your efforts?
May 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Only way that’s even remotely not gross is if all 3 parties consent, but it’s still pretty creepy then.
May 17, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Best judicial system money can buy!
May 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Ok, maybe for the healthcare
May 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’d probably never leave the house
May 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I want it in me!
May 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
3. Theremin, who had been kidnapped, had developed a completely passive device that would only send out a signal when hit with a beam from the soviets and was hidden inside the seal.
Something about Trojans and horses?
May 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
2. Around the same time, there began a series of leaks. No matter how often they swept for bugs, they couldn’t find one.
It was years before they discovered how the leaks were occurring.
May 14, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Was t that the plan all along?
May 14, 2025 at 6:36 AM
It’s way different with the current owners!
May 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I wish they hadn’t moved so far out! But I’m ok with B-Side, Hungry Tiger and Florida Room!
May 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM