Scuttle
@scuttleryan.bsky.social
I’m just here for good info and to commiserate and maybe make some friends. If I wanted a dating app, I’d use one. Can’t seem to keep up with the block button!
Evidently my neighbor has no irony at all.
May 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Evidently my neighbor has no irony at all.
My hyperfocus may have developed a hyperfocus…
May 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
My hyperfocus may have developed a hyperfocus…
Still trying to decide: Russian? Or just the shittiest bot?
April 10, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Still trying to decide: Russian? Or just the shittiest bot?
I always love the death rabbits. They make no sense to me, they just are.
April 3, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I always love the death rabbits. They make no sense to me, they just are.
The only St. Pats post I’ll make, except to say that the snakes he supposedly drove out were just a metaphor for pagans. Like most saints, he was a murderer in the name of Christian nationalism.
March 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The only St. Pats post I’ll make, except to say that the snakes he supposedly drove out were just a metaphor for pagans. Like most saints, he was a murderer in the name of Christian nationalism.
One of my favorite clients has a nice slogan.
March 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
One of my favorite clients has a nice slogan.
I’m a little disappointed that the trolls that tried to justify this took their posts down.
March 10, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I’m a little disappointed that the trolls that tried to justify this took their posts down.
Don’t judge. I was like 12 at a yard sale.
March 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Don’t judge. I was like 12 at a yard sale.
I feel like this sums up nearly half the country right now.
February 23, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I feel like this sums up nearly half the country right now.
Neighbors yard got a makeover today!
Giving the tree in my yard a bit of side-eye.
Giving the tree in my yard a bit of side-eye.
February 22, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Neighbors yard got a makeover today!
Giving the tree in my yard a bit of side-eye.
Giving the tree in my yard a bit of side-eye.
Just reminding myself
February 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Just reminding myself
February 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
They already changed it. Can only “report something missing “
February 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
They already changed it. Can only “report something missing “
All I know is that if my neighbors truck keeps trying to get frisky with my truck there’s gonna be a shotgun wedding! Can you even imagine what the babies would look like?
February 9, 2025 at 4:44 AM
All I know is that if my neighbors truck keeps trying to get frisky with my truck there’s gonna be a shotgun wedding! Can you even imagine what the babies would look like?
February 8, 2025 at 7:27 AM