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Lydia & Velma
@scullinggirl.bsky.social
Twitter refugees. I row the cat doesn't.
Nothing says 2025 more than the storm in a WhatsApp group teacup.
October 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I was scrutinized.
September 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Feeling republican and damp
July 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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There are 359 sleeps to Henley Royal Regatta 2026. #HRR26
July 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Umpiring at Bedford regatta. According to a member of the public, it's not called umpiring, it's the @mattpinsent.bsky.social job...
May 10, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Hogget makes a very good tagine
May 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Random things that make me chuckle. Seeing disembarkation steps for aircraft being driven with no aircraft in sight.
April 19, 2025 at 6:25 AM
And people wonder why the high street is dying. Arrived at Boots due to clothes at 1730 at 1723 and had to negotiate with the security guard to get in. He said we don't let people in after 1725. I pointed out the obvious and am now equipped for training camp tomorrow
April 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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“He’s a right knobhead that JD Vance…” #Gogglebox speaks for Britain
March 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Cats trying a different tactic in the tripping me up game.
March 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
And lo it's insect bite season again...
March 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Hey hey bluesky Archiesauraus in the house!
February 9, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Thornton, Bradford
Mackerel Sky
acrylic on board
29x24”
January 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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'Safety first' when sacking Rome.
February 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Listening to a great radio 4 programme debunking something I had never heard of which when I worked out what it was I went. Obviously bunkum. "Grounding" wtaf.. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
Sliced Bread - Grounding Sheets - BBC Sounds
Grounding Sheets - do they really work?
www.bbc.co.uk
January 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Velma here. Why is she consorting with other cats???
January 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Good job I don't have a 9 o'clock meeting...
January 9, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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There are 179 sleeps to Henley Royal Regatta 2025. #HRR25

OFFICIAL: It’s #HenleyHump day, with more sleeps since last HRR than sleeps until the next. SHARE THE GOOD NEWS WITH A FRIEND!
January 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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There are 189 sleeps to Henley Royal Regatta 2025. #HRR25

A junior rower’s Christmas nightmare: Generous grandparents who aren’t entirely clear on what rowing actually is..

😳
December 24, 2024 at 2:52 PM
I thought Samaritans volunteers weren't supposed to tell acquaintances that they worked on the phone lines.
December 20, 2024 at 2:11 PM
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Ever wondered why walking around museums is weirdly tiring? At normal speed our legs act like pendulums, swinging forward from the hip & saving us a huge amount of energy. In "museum shuffle" our muscles must do ALL the work of constant readjustment. So cake in the cafe is scientifically justified 🥳
December 8, 2024 at 11:20 AM
Things that make me see red. Being told that my age should determine my fitness activities.
December 3, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Velma here. I almost got a squirrel this afternoon I could almost hear her cheering from the back bedroom. Tired now.
November 28, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Sometimes only chocolate will do
November 22, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Staying here not moving.
November 19, 2024 at 12:51 PM