Scriptwren
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Script editor, education, showtunes
PSA: don’t try and check your socials while you make your lunch. Especially if you are easily distracted.
January 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
PSA: don’t try and check your socials while you make your lunch. Especially if you are easily distracted.
What a lovely morning. Looks pinker IRL
December 23, 2024 at 7:49 AM
What a lovely morning. Looks pinker IRL
Happy Anniversary to the Enomo Walrus Ham™️. 9 years ago, fed up with always doing *everything* for Christmas singlehanded, I tasked the ex with ordering the ham. He smugly returned from butcher’s- piece of cake. Christmas Eve he turned up with this bad boy. 9kg, not 9lb. He did not find it funny. 😆
December 22, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Happy Anniversary to the Enomo Walrus Ham™️. 9 years ago, fed up with always doing *everything* for Christmas singlehanded, I tasked the ex with ordering the ham. He smugly returned from butcher’s- piece of cake. Christmas Eve he turned up with this bad boy. 9kg, not 9lb. He did not find it funny. 😆
5) Waitrose Brown Butter with Cognac. £4
Challenging M&S to a duel for top premium pie, Waitrose charges in. Homely they may look and not sure what the brown butter adds, but these pack a punch of cognac. Hidden depths, like the quiet bloke down the pub who is fiendishly good at the quiz machine.
Challenging M&S to a duel for top premium pie, Waitrose charges in. Homely they may look and not sure what the brown butter adds, but these pack a punch of cognac. Hidden depths, like the quiet bloke down the pub who is fiendishly good at the quiz machine.
December 9, 2024 at 10:02 PM
5) Waitrose Brown Butter with Cognac. £4
Challenging M&S to a duel for top premium pie, Waitrose charges in. Homely they may look and not sure what the brown butter adds, but these pack a punch of cognac. Hidden depths, like the quiet bloke down the pub who is fiendishly good at the quiz machine.
Challenging M&S to a duel for top premium pie, Waitrose charges in. Homely they may look and not sure what the brown butter adds, but these pack a punch of cognac. Hidden depths, like the quiet bloke down the pub who is fiendishly good at the quiz machine.
THANK ALL THAT IS LOVELY
December 6, 2024 at 5:23 PM
THANK ALL THAT IS LOVELY
Also um who ordered a STORM
December 5, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Also um who ordered a STORM
Non-specified packing injury. Actually hurts, no idea when today I sustained it.
December 4, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Non-specified packing injury. Actually hurts, no idea when today I sustained it.
4) M&S Sloe Gin Crumble Mince Pies. £4
At an eye-watering pound a pie, these boozy offerings from Lord Marks of Spencershire are not for the budget conscious. As a purist, am not sold on the Crimble crumble topping. As a lover of slightly medicinal grog, I am all for the rosy glow of the sloe.
At an eye-watering pound a pie, these boozy offerings from Lord Marks of Spencershire are not for the budget conscious. As a purist, am not sold on the Crimble crumble topping. As a lover of slightly medicinal grog, I am all for the rosy glow of the sloe.
December 2, 2024 at 10:21 PM
4) M&S Sloe Gin Crumble Mince Pies. £4
At an eye-watering pound a pie, these boozy offerings from Lord Marks of Spencershire are not for the budget conscious. As a purist, am not sold on the Crimble crumble topping. As a lover of slightly medicinal grog, I am all for the rosy glow of the sloe.
At an eye-watering pound a pie, these boozy offerings from Lord Marks of Spencershire are not for the budget conscious. As a purist, am not sold on the Crimble crumble topping. As a lover of slightly medicinal grog, I am all for the rosy glow of the sloe.
Smashed up an old second hand chest of drawers, we found a small purse. It contained some Royal family stamps, a receipt for funeral expenses in 1988, a recipe for cystitis treatment and a series of anti-French unfunny jokes cut out of the Sun. The past is indeed another country, thank goodness.
December 1, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Smashed up an old second hand chest of drawers, we found a small purse. It contained some Royal family stamps, a receipt for funeral expenses in 1988, a recipe for cystitis treatment and a series of anti-French unfunny jokes cut out of the Sun. The past is indeed another country, thank goodness.
I would like a gaggia
November 30, 2024 at 1:14 PM
I would like a gaggia
After seeing on here the fabulous Golden Girls tree decoration set (see below) I was wondering who you might like to immortalise on your tree? The camper the better, please.
I’m going with Nigella, Britney and Brian Blessed. The holy trinity.
I’m going with Nigella, Britney and Brian Blessed. The holy trinity.
November 29, 2024 at 3:53 PM
After seeing on here the fabulous Golden Girls tree decoration set (see below) I was wondering who you might like to immortalise on your tree? The camper the better, please.
I’m going with Nigella, Britney and Brian Blessed. The holy trinity.
I’m going with Nigella, Britney and Brian Blessed. The holy trinity.
3) Waitrose All Butter, £2.75
Full disclaimer: I’m a Waitrose devotee. These were the same price as M&S and the filling was on a par. The pastry though. A different league - like that girl/boy you fancied in the year above you at school, who let the door slam in your face on the way into assembly.
Full disclaimer: I’m a Waitrose devotee. These were the same price as M&S and the filling was on a par. The pastry though. A different league - like that girl/boy you fancied in the year above you at school, who let the door slam in your face on the way into assembly.
November 28, 2024 at 10:28 PM
3) Waitrose All Butter, £2.75
Full disclaimer: I’m a Waitrose devotee. These were the same price as M&S and the filling was on a par. The pastry though. A different league - like that girl/boy you fancied in the year above you at school, who let the door slam in your face on the way into assembly.
Full disclaimer: I’m a Waitrose devotee. These were the same price as M&S and the filling was on a par. The pastry though. A different league - like that girl/boy you fancied in the year above you at school, who let the door slam in your face on the way into assembly.
2) Lidl All Butter, £2.29
Quite like the snazzy star shaped pastry lids, although regret to inform that they are a bit crumbly and I ended up with the vertices on my woolly jumper. Dog was impressed though. Filling actually quite pleasant and could taste a bit of brandy flavour? Pastry bland.
Quite like the snazzy star shaped pastry lids, although regret to inform that they are a bit crumbly and I ended up with the vertices on my woolly jumper. Dog was impressed though. Filling actually quite pleasant and could taste a bit of brandy flavour? Pastry bland.
November 28, 2024 at 10:23 PM
2) Lidl All Butter, £2.29
Quite like the snazzy star shaped pastry lids, although regret to inform that they are a bit crumbly and I ended up with the vertices on my woolly jumper. Dog was impressed though. Filling actually quite pleasant and could taste a bit of brandy flavour? Pastry bland.
Quite like the snazzy star shaped pastry lids, although regret to inform that they are a bit crumbly and I ended up with the vertices on my woolly jumper. Dog was impressed though. Filling actually quite pleasant and could taste a bit of brandy flavour? Pastry bland.
Mince pie taste test 2024. Tasting as many pies as humanly possible so you don’t have to. The Lord’s work.
1) M&S classic, £2.75
Kiplingesque pastry ‘sheath’ wrapping its slightly greasy mitts around syrupy filling. Alcohol detected: A whiff of the barmaid’s apron
Decent, good base level pie
1) M&S classic, £2.75
Kiplingesque pastry ‘sheath’ wrapping its slightly greasy mitts around syrupy filling. Alcohol detected: A whiff of the barmaid’s apron
Decent, good base level pie
November 28, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Mince pie taste test 2024. Tasting as many pies as humanly possible so you don’t have to. The Lord’s work.
1) M&S classic, £2.75
Kiplingesque pastry ‘sheath’ wrapping its slightly greasy mitts around syrupy filling. Alcohol detected: A whiff of the barmaid’s apron
Decent, good base level pie
1) M&S classic, £2.75
Kiplingesque pastry ‘sheath’ wrapping its slightly greasy mitts around syrupy filling. Alcohol detected: A whiff of the barmaid’s apron
Decent, good base level pie
What’s your sign?
November 28, 2024 at 10:07 AM
What’s your sign?
I have fallen a bit for this cat that’s up for adoption near our new house. Apparently he’s a real love bug.
November 21, 2024 at 11:23 PM
I have fallen a bit for this cat that’s up for adoption near our new house. Apparently he’s a real love bug.
Post you from a different era
November 19, 2024 at 11:42 PM
Post you from a different era
I wish! My dad came home with this horror. Company went bust shortly after, it was crap!
November 19, 2024 at 10:12 PM
I wish! My dad came home with this horror. Company went bust shortly after, it was crap!