neighbors have just started blasting mariachi music
December 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
neighbors have just started blasting mariachi music
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At last Frog came back to Toad.
December 7, 2025 at 8:37 AM
At last Frog came back to Toad.
reheating fred phelps nachos
December 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
reheating fred phelps nachos
but son
it's only
tuesday
it's only
tuesday
December 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
but son
it's only
tuesday
it's only
tuesday
unfortch i do desperately want a boxy suzuki mini truck
December 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
unfortch i do desperately want a boxy suzuki mini truck
But stranger still is sixth period
December 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
But stranger still is sixth period
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You really should aim to have your life unravel completely as you approach middle age in order to begin the second half of your life anew
December 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
You really should aim to have your life unravel completely as you approach middle age in order to begin the second half of your life anew
Mark Kelly is obsessed with me. Stop texting me, Mark Kelly. Go home to your wife.
November 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Mark Kelly is obsessed with me. Stop texting me, Mark Kelly. Go home to your wife.
When i brought my book to jury duty but no pen.
a man with a mustache is sitting in front of a pile of books and says that 's not fair .
Alt: Henry Bemis: "That's not fair. That's not fair at all. There was time now."
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November 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
When i brought my book to jury duty but no pen.
i've had more mortgage servicers than i have had boyfriends
November 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
i've had more mortgage servicers than i have had boyfriends
i don't think taylor swift has read hamlet and i don't think guillermo del toro has read frankenstein
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
i don't think taylor swift has read hamlet and i don't think guillermo del toro has read frankenstein
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Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
i wonder if dreams are shared
November 5, 2025 at 11:51 AM
i wonder if dreams are shared
single dads love to reveal they're single
November 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
single dads love to reveal they're single
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there are men working on the storm drain and i brought them gatorade and im watching through my curtain to make sure they drink it
a person is looking through a window with blinds
ALT: a person is looking through a window with blinds
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October 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
there are men working on the storm drain and i brought them gatorade and im watching through my curtain to make sure they drink it
well i guess what you say is true
i could never be the right type of girl for you
i could never be the right type of girl for you
October 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
well i guess what you say is true
i could never be the right type of girl for you
i could never be the right type of girl for you
