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screyn.bsky.social
@screyn.bsky.social
Coffee, muffin, a banana
Why is it that people can carry a gun around but I can't have a sword. That's not fair.
February 27, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Diseases like bird flu seem to follow That Guy around like a shadow. Maybe that's why he's a germaphobe.
February 23, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.
February 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Until the next tour, enjoying Phish cover bands like Adam Knight's Buried Alive in Spartanburg, SC...then Perpetual Groove tonight!
February 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Ok, so let's say it's not a Nazi salute... it's a Musk salute. You say clamato, I say clamato.
January 31, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Why is it that whenever someone talks about being compassionate, preserving democracy or just being a decent human being MAGA blowhards interpret it as a criticism of the Orange Buffoon?
January 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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January 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Now we know when the idiot in chief thinks America was greatest. Apparently it was in the final decades of the 19th century.
January 26, 2025 at 12:10 PM
How to trigger MAGA blowhards:
Wear a mask
Say Twitter and tweet
Fly BLM flag
Burn a Trump flag
Get a personalized license plate that reads ANTIFA
Get vaccinated and tell everyone
Read a book
Ask them if they heard what Rachel Maddow said last night
Tell them how FEMA really helped you out
January 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Hot Tuna in January, Perpetual Groove in February, Trey Anastasioni March...and that's before the summer tours even begin! Looks like it might be a good year for me
December 23, 2024 at 6:43 AM
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December 21, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Let's face it - Dems are just better looking than Republicans
December 21, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Who voted for President Trusk? Not I, said the Walrus.
December 19, 2024 at 9:58 PM
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So TIME Magazine is putting convicted felons and adjudicated rapists on their cover now?

How disgraceful.
December 12, 2024 at 4:06 PM
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Crypto is a scam. It's a high risk investment, not regulated by countries or financial institutions, gobbles up energy, a preferred means of payment by hackers and ransomware bandits, and beloved by billionaires who want money and power while avoiding the accountability of countries and governments.
December 6, 2024 at 2:38 PM
2024 will be known as the year of the Great Incel Revolt in America.
December 6, 2024 at 11:56 AM
"brain rot" is the Oxford English Dictionary's word of the year. Very fitting.
December 3, 2024 at 9:41 AM
I don't blame President Biden for pardoning his son. It's a giant fuck you to the morons who couldn't wait for him to leave, even after he dropped out of the race, effectively ending his presidency.
December 2, 2024 at 5:52 PM
I'm a blue dot in deep deep red and I am beginning to literally feel hatred for almost everybody bc I feel they already hate and disrespect me. But I will not give in, I will not give in to hate. But I won't cower. Love wins. Karma works slowly sometimes but is an ineffable law of the universe.
December 1, 2024 at 3:38 PM
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Ben Wikler should lead the DNC. A better grassroots, pragmatic and capable candidate could hardly be imagined.
December 1, 2024 at 2:26 PM
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Isn’t it funny how the U.S. media is suddenly posting stories about the improving inflation picture now that the election is over? 🧐
November 26, 2024 at 2:01 PM
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Report this imposter account please.
November 24, 2024 at 12:28 AM
I can't afford to live in a kleptocracy.
November 24, 2024 at 12:00 AM
I'll be 63 soon and all I want to do is trip and listen to Phish. Is that too much to ask?
November 23, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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Russia puts out nuke video propoganda, MAGA bros=OMg uS prOvOKIng WW3!!

If US put out same nuke videos, MAGA bros= OMg Us PRoVokING WW3!!

MAGA bros= weak blame America soft boys
November 22, 2024 at 1:41 PM