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Screamindeath
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Just on here to see what friends are up to. I don’t expect to post things.
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November 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
When I ask I the artist to make it life size
October 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Expert Explains Why, Essentially, You’re Fucked
September 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Why has no one done Cole Porter’s “You’re the Top” but it’s 2 bottoms arguing about who tops who?
August 23, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Seagull With Diarrhea Barely Makes It To Crowded Beach In Time
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July 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Nation’s Dogs Vow To Keep Their Shit Together During 4th Of July Fireworks
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July 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Pros And Cons Of Banning Fireworks
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June 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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June 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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CEO’s Skill Set Transferable To Any Job That Requires Dumbass To Receive Big Salary theonion.com/ceo-s-s...
June 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Food Banks Begin Accepting Donations From Homosexuals
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June 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Teacher Grading Papers Next To You On Plane Not Pulling Any Punches
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June 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
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May 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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‘It’s Good To Practice Some Self Care,’ Says Man Kicking Back And Letting Last Chance At Happiness And Success Slip Away
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May 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Perfectly Good Tire Just Sitting There Behind The Kroger
May 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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May 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Breakfast In Bed Served To Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out
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May 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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“Working with Dr. Luke on my fav single in years—this is for the ladies out there who can’t catch a goddamn break even though they’re seriously trying their best,” Katy Perry said theonion.com/katy-pe...
Katy Perry Teases New Single ‘Stop Making Fun Of Me’
MONTECITO, CA—Revealing to fans that the track was about an issue deeply important to her, singer-songwriter Katy Perry teased a new single Thursday by releasing a short clip of a song titled “Stop Making Fun Of Me.” “Working with Dr. Luke on my fav single in years—this is for the ladies out there who can’t […]
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May 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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14 Years Avoiding ‘Mr. Popper’s Penguins’ Spoilers Undone In Single Moment Of Carelessness
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May 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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I love making the silliest stuff
April 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Avoid being arrested for public indecency with this t-shirt.
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May 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Me when my friends create beautiful and unique art and I can’t find anything articulate to say:
April 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Chipotle Planning First Location In Mexico
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April 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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New Marijuana Study Confirms Everyone Knows You're High And You Will Be Stoned Forever
New Marijuana Study Confirms Everyone Knows You're High And You Will Be Stoned Forever
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April 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Report: 17% Of Easter Egg Hunts End In Child Setting Off Landmine
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Report: 17% Of Easter Egg Hunts End In Child Setting Off Landmine
BOSTON—Warning parents to be on the lookout for unexploded ordinance during the traditional springtime festivity, a report released Sunday by researchers at Northeastern University found that 17% of all Easter egg hunts end with a child setting off a landmine. “Our survey concluded that a young child was blown up after tripping a mine on approximately 1 in 6 occasions in which an outdoor search for eggs, candy, or other treats was held to celebrate Easter Sunday,” said report co-author Brenda Daubert, who added that the majority of detonations occurred when a child clutching a brightly colored woven basket exclaimed, “I found one! I found one!” after leaving the beaten path and stumbling upon a location no one had searched yet. “What many see as an innocent part of the feast commemorating the resurrection of Christ is often unceremoniously cut short when children erupt into a cloud of blood, viscera, and plastic egg shards. It’s not just landmines, either. Live grenades are often mistaken for eggs by unsuspecting kids. Because of that, we strongly recommend parents avoid minefields when deciding on a location for their Easter gatherings.” Daubert added that the probability rises from 17% to 100% when the Easter egg hunt is held in Laos.
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April 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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FBI Warns Of ‘American Dream’ Scam
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April 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM