My kid just had 11 baby teeth pulled. Groggy and confused, she asked one question once we got her settled on the couch:
"Can I hold Colin?"

A kid wanting to snuggle their pet when they are down is super-wholesome.

Here they are. I made weird kids.

I dig 'em... but they weird.

Here's a resolution you might actually keep:

Pick up a FREE novella from a small-time pulp author and kill 2 hours with the world's grumpiest army-surplus cyborg.

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