Scrap Iron
@scrap-iron.bsky.social
I used to be funny. I spend far too much time on Fesshole and Anon Opin.
Predictable fess.
November 24, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Predictable fess.
Andre Onana finds fesshole.
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Andre Onana finds fesshole.
Katie has a challenge
that's a tough ride.
that's a tough ride.
November 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Katie has a challenge
that's a tough ride.
that's a tough ride.
Liz Truss kindly explains how she researched her economic policies.
November 23, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Liz Truss kindly explains how she researched her economic policies.
The Mummy Returns.
Egyptian Self-Assesment.
Egyptian Self-Assesment.
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The Mummy Returns.
Egyptian Self-Assesment.
Egyptian Self-Assesment.
I also played in the darts team for the pub across the road from an airport. I'd often have to pause mid game to meet the plane then come back to continue chucking flights; best job I never had.
November 22, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I also played in the darts team for the pub across the road from an airport. I'd often have to pause mid game to meet the plane then come back to continue chucking flights; best job I never had.
Scratch Cockhead and see if you can stop Woodburn.
November 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Scratch Cockhead and see if you can stop Woodburn.
Tommy Tank is ready for his close-up.
November 21, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Tommy Tank is ready for his close-up.
About to tidy up some new naughty business spread by Sheik en Vac and put his fresh mess back.
November 19, 2025 at 11:14 AM
About to tidy up some new naughty business spread by Sheik en Vac and put his fresh mess back.
It'll be an endless run.
November 18, 2025 at 10:01 AM
It'll be an endless run.
Those criminals love fun.
November 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Those criminals love fun.
This is why norovirus was invented.
November 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
This is why norovirus was invented.
I can't believe that you met with refuse.
November 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I can't believe that you met with refuse.
Edward Colston waives his anonymity to express a deeply held opinion.
November 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Edward Colston waives his anonymity to express a deeply held opinion.
The Daily Star's cultural affairs columnist sends in some hard copy.
November 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The Daily Star's cultural affairs columnist sends in some hard copy.
I suppose it's too late to borrow your runcible spoon?
November 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I suppose it's too late to borrow your runcible spoon?
One day there will be a pub named after you.
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
One day there will be a pub named after you.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.
November 15, 2025 at 2:37 PM
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them.
Ice cream and flaky pastry in one sock?
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Ice cream and flaky pastry in one sock?
🎵Let go my fly has bite
Up near the end,it's tight.
Let's try ice and might
And send the zip soaring🎶
Up near the end,it's tight.
Let's try ice and might
And send the zip soaring🎶
November 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
🎵Let go my fly has bite
Up near the end,it's tight.
Let's try ice and might
And send the zip soaring🎶
Up near the end,it's tight.
Let's try ice and might
And send the zip soaring🎶
In one single motion, your helicopter can turn 'round
I hover there for a minute, staring straight down at the ground
Rudder to the left slightly, then plummeting back down
The cockpit feels like it's caved in, like Blackhawk Down
I hover there for a minute, staring straight down at the ground
Rudder to the left slightly, then plummeting back down
The cockpit feels like it's caved in, like Blackhawk Down
November 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
In one single motion, your helicopter can turn 'round
I hover there for a minute, staring straight down at the ground
Rudder to the left slightly, then plummeting back down
The cockpit feels like it's caved in, like Blackhawk Down
I hover there for a minute, staring straight down at the ground
Rudder to the left slightly, then plummeting back down
The cockpit feels like it's caved in, like Blackhawk Down