Scrap Iron
@scrap-iron.bsky.social
I used to be funny. I spend far too much time on Fesshole and Anon Opin.
Katie has a challenge
that's a tough ride.
that's a tough ride.
November 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Katie has a challenge
that's a tough ride.
that's a tough ride.
The Daily Star's cultural affairs columnist sends in some hard copy.
November 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The Daily Star's cultural affairs columnist sends in some hard copy.
One day there will be a pub named after you.
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
One day there will be a pub named after you.
They've caught the rapscallion! Strip him of his medals and snap his sword!
November 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
They've caught the rapscallion! Strip him of his medals and snap his sword!
Roddy McDowell's first attempt at a resume.
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Roddy McDowell's first attempt at a resume.
This is the wisdom of the ancients.
November 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
This is the wisdom of the ancients.
The return of the Starlord. (Working Title)
November 7, 2025 at 8:50 AM
The return of the Starlord. (Working Title)
The fireman's universal key.
November 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The fireman's universal key.
Lemurs are such mad bastards.
November 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Lemurs are such mad bastards.
Give them each an Eccles cake and an espresso when you move in.
November 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Give them each an Eccles cake and an espresso when you move in.
Sometimes, fessor sits on their own and watches Thomas the Tank Engine and such like...
October 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Sometimes, fessor sits on their own and watches Thomas the Tank Engine and such like...
This first draft has none of the drama of Julius Caesar, but it shows promise.
October 31, 2025 at 8:39 AM
This first draft has none of the drama of Julius Caesar, but it shows promise.
At home, he's the Real Deal.
October 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
At home, he's the Real Deal.
Fessor's proof of God's work.
October 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Fessor's proof of God's work.
Apparently the script for Casablanca was improv.
"What I’ve got to do, you can’t be any part of. Ilsa, I’m no good at being noble,but it doesn’t take much to see that the maximum of three little sausages don’t amount to a tin of Heinz beans in this crazy world. Someday you’ll understand that."
"What I’ve got to do, you can’t be any part of. Ilsa, I’m no good at being noble,but it doesn’t take much to see that the maximum of three little sausages don’t amount to a tin of Heinz beans in this crazy world. Someday you’ll understand that."
October 29, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Apparently the script for Casablanca was improv.
"What I’ve got to do, you can’t be any part of. Ilsa, I’m no good at being noble,but it doesn’t take much to see that the maximum of three little sausages don’t amount to a tin of Heinz beans in this crazy world. Someday you’ll understand that."
"What I’ve got to do, you can’t be any part of. Ilsa, I’m no good at being noble,but it doesn’t take much to see that the maximum of three little sausages don’t amount to a tin of Heinz beans in this crazy world. Someday you’ll understand that."
Nothing that can't be resolved by buying him Hai Karate for Christmas.
October 28, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Nothing that can't be resolved by buying him Hai Karate for Christmas.
A noble first attempt.
October 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
A noble first attempt.
This silent war can only end one way...
October 27, 2025 at 10:58 AM
This silent war can only end one way...
The memory of his cremation still lingers.
October 27, 2025 at 8:53 AM
The memory of his cremation still lingers.
You've just started sharing a flat, haven't you, Bullseye?
October 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
You've just started sharing a flat, haven't you, Bullseye?
And we would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't have been for those meddlin' kids!
October 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
And we would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't have been for those meddlin' kids!
Fessor has battered gallons through his raz.
October 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Fessor has battered gallons through his raz.
