Craig Alexander
@scraigy.bsky.social
Retired after more than 3 decades at DOJ's Environment & Natural Resources Division, which was a great place to work--home to many of the nation's best lawyers. NO DM, PORN, or SOLICITATION! Looking for news, analysis, and gallows humor, not love or sex.
Nap-o-le-an Bon-a-spur!
November 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Nap-o-le-an Bon-a-spur!
Felonious Rump channels his mom.
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Felonious Rump channels his mom.
Is Andrew trying to imitate Flavor Flav?
October 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Is Andrew trying to imitate Flavor Flav?
Take a look at this cos-playing Nazi's Linkedin page.
He posted summaries from his annual Senior Executive Service accomplishments report.
What a bovine wanker!
www.linkedin.com/in/gregory-b...
He posted summaries from his annual Senior Executive Service accomplishments report.
What a bovine wanker!
www.linkedin.com/in/gregory-b...
October 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Take a look at this cos-playing Nazi's Linkedin page.
He posted summaries from his annual Senior Executive Service accomplishments report.
What a bovine wanker!
www.linkedin.com/in/gregory-b...
He posted summaries from his annual Senior Executive Service accomplishments report.
What a bovine wanker!
www.linkedin.com/in/gregory-b...
Ann Telnaes and the American Taliban
October 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Ann Telnaes and the American Taliban
A "Triumphal Arch" in DC? Perfect place for that Trump/Epstein Friendship Statue--or Arc d' Pedo.
October 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
A "Triumphal Arch" in DC? Perfect place for that Trump/Epstein Friendship Statue--or Arc d' Pedo.
The Couch Humper is brainstorming 2028 campaign slogans
Better Me Than Eric
Better Me Than Don, Jr.
Better Me Than a Third Term
Better Me Than Eric
Better Me Than Don, Jr.
Better Me Than a Third Term
October 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The Couch Humper is brainstorming 2028 campaign slogans
Better Me Than Eric
Better Me Than Don, Jr.
Better Me Than a Third Term
Better Me Than Eric
Better Me Than Don, Jr.
Better Me Than a Third Term
Bone spur script.
October 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Bone spur script.
Support federal workers!
They not only have to deal with the stress of answering to Trump and his lickspittles, but they now have to do so without knowing when they'll get paid.
They not only have to deal with the stress of answering to Trump and his lickspittles, but they now have to do so without knowing when they'll get paid.
October 1, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Support federal workers!
They not only have to deal with the stress of answering to Trump and his lickspittles, but they now have to do so without knowing when they'll get paid.
They not only have to deal with the stress of answering to Trump and his lickspittles, but they now have to do so without knowing when they'll get paid.
Lindsey never misses a golden opportunity!
September 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Lindsey never misses a golden opportunity!
He's coming for you Doug!
September 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
He's coming for you Doug!
Can't wait for VA to offer this as a license plate option!
September 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Can't wait for VA to offer this as a license plate option!
At least the members of the Nobel Prize Committee don't have their heads up their asses!!! So, dictators and lickspittles of the world (yeah that includes you Bibi), don't waste your time nominating Felonious Rump.
And take off those kneepads while you are at it!
And take off those kneepads while you are at it!
September 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
At least the members of the Nobel Prize Committee don't have their heads up their asses!!! So, dictators and lickspittles of the world (yeah that includes you Bibi), don't waste your time nominating Felonious Rump.
And take off those kneepads while you are at it!
And take off those kneepads while you are at it!
The yet to be unveiled presidential portrait of Trump II at the American Portrait Gallery. [Apologies to Alejandro Colunga's Suicido de Nino Loco.]. You saw it here first, folks! 🙃
September 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The yet to be unveiled presidential portrait of Trump II at the American Portrait Gallery. [Apologies to Alejandro Colunga's Suicido de Nino Loco.]. You saw it here first, folks! 🙃
Where's our 86 47 button?
September 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Where's our 86 47 button?
If only Trump could touch his toes . . . .
September 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
If only Trump could touch his toes . . . .
Here's Felonious Rump's mental picture of his royal visit.
September 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Here's Felonious Rump's mental picture of his royal visit.
Here's a Barry Blitt worm inoculation!
September 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Here's a Barry Blitt worm inoculation!