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Supreme Court of the United States
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if you can't tell this is a satire account, I can't help you
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“Hemorrhoids are a sign of hard work and should be rewarded” - Brett Kavanaugh
brett kavanaugh looking like his mom dressed him for school picture day speaking at a podium into a mic that looks too big for him while daddy trump stands behind him thinking about milk
December 10, 2024 at 11:47 PM
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neil gorsuch huffs milk
neil gorsuch lookin like jerry seinfeld with his arms all up in the air
December 8, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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Piss is great! (sponsored post)
a baby giraffe drinkin its mom’s glorious pee right from the tap 🤤
December 8, 2024 at 1:19 AM
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we dropped acid and turned all our national parks into Jamiroquai museums
the singer of the shitty band jamiroquai looked exceptionally stupid on stage, even for him
December 4, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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joe biden pees laying down
joe biden looking dead in a chair on the beach. we cannot officially tell if he is covered in urine or not but he is covered in urine.
December 4, 2024 at 4:53 AM
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a silly lil meme of Adam Driver from Star Wars yelling "MORE". The caption says "Clarence Thomas when his assistant brings him a case of hemmorhoid cream"
December 2, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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The Adam Levine DM meme but its with Brett Kavanaugh responding to a photo of the US constitution with "Holy fucking fuck" "That body of yours is absurd"
December 2, 2024 at 6:44 PM
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our fans rolling up to Not Knowing Where The Clitoris Is
A collage of a bunch of different sunglasses. Not just any sunglasses, though—the ones that dickheads wear
December 2, 2024 at 6:16 PM
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a silly ol' meme of joey from friends! he's all excited because it seems like it's about to say "Clarence Thomas has died" but then he gets hit with the twist "Clarence Thomas has diarrhea" which he is very unhappy about
December 2, 2024 at 6:14 PM