Supreme Court of the United States
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brent kavanaugh is hard at work again
July 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
brent kavanaugh is hard at work again
it says in the constitution that “Donald Trump can do whatever he wants frfr”
I am confused.As I recall The Supreme Court never said A President(Trump)could violate the Constitution
I think they said they would support anything that is included in his role as President.
I think they said they would support anything that is included in his role as President.
May 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
it says in the constitution that “Donald Trump can do whatever he wants frfr”
taking out the pope is the first cool thing jd vance has ever done
April 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
taking out the pope is the first cool thing jd vance has ever done
we’re rock hard
February 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
we’re rock hard
if the government shuts down toilet plumbing will reverse
December 19, 2024 at 11:44 PM
if the government shuts down toilet plumbing will reverse
“Hemorrhoids are a sign of hard work and should be rewarded” - Brett Kavanaugh
December 10, 2024 at 11:47 PM
“Hemorrhoids are a sign of hard work and should be rewarded” - Brett Kavanaugh
neil gorsuch huffs milk
December 8, 2024 at 9:05 PM
neil gorsuch huffs milk
Piss is great! (sponsored post)
December 8, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Piss is great! (sponsored post)
if 1 person likes this post we’ll nuke the Galápagos Islands
December 6, 2024 at 7:50 PM
if 1 person likes this post we’ll nuke the Galápagos Islands
scientists won’t tell you this but a fish actually rots from its dick to its butthole
December 5, 2024 at 8:16 PM
scientists won’t tell you this but a fish actually rots from its dick to its butthole
we dropped acid and turned all our national parks into Jamiroquai museums
December 4, 2024 at 4:25 PM
we dropped acid and turned all our national parks into Jamiroquai museums
joe biden pees laying down
December 4, 2024 at 4:53 AM
joe biden pees laying down
We thought you should hear it from us first: Former President Trump wrote off $800k worth of JNCO jeans on his taxes claiming they were for “mental health”
December 2, 2024 at 6:20 PM
We thought you should hear it from us first: Former President Trump wrote off $800k worth of JNCO jeans on his taxes claiming they were for “mental health”
our fans rolling up to Not Knowing Where The Clitoris Is
December 2, 2024 at 6:16 PM
our fans rolling up to Not Knowing Where The Clitoris Is
