Well I, for one, am going to douse myself in chemicals and run naked through the yard, hoping the extra ionization in the air will give me superpowers.

They never seem to get tired of being angry.

"My message will be as big and clear as if it was written on my forehead," she added.

I think that adequately describes those few seconds between realizing what you've done and getting up to clean yourself.

Absolutely. The are sore losers and awful winners.