scottyspielman
@scottyspielman.bsky.social
I'm a writer, dammit.
My new collection of short stories is live!
https://www.amazon.com/Magic-Mirth-Murder-Collected-Stories-ebook/dp/B0DT2M5791?ref_=ast_author_mpb
More here:
https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B00L0IMZ2C/allbooks
My new collection of short stories is live!
https://www.amazon.com/Magic-Mirth-Murder-Collected-Stories-ebook/dp/B0DT2M5791?ref_=ast_author_mpb
More here:
https://www.amazon.com/stores/author/B00L0IMZ2C/allbooks
I asked annabelle who she wanted to be for Halloween and she said Clint Eastwood.
October 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I asked annabelle who she wanted to be for Halloween and she said Clint Eastwood.
Sometimes you have to celebrate little victories, like being able to save a bag
October 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Sometimes you have to celebrate little victories, like being able to save a bag
Autumn light on an Indian summer day.
#SurlyBikes
#SurlyBikes
September 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Autumn light on an Indian summer day.
#SurlyBikes
#SurlyBikes
Georgie's new roman name is Sweetus Puptus. Any recommendations on printers? I need to update all his stationary.
September 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Georgie's new roman name is Sweetus Puptus. Any recommendations on printers? I need to update all his stationary.
Deep thoughts from George Michael:
"Consider the blueberry. They all look the same, but you can't tell if they're tart or sweet until you bite into one."
"Consider the blueberry. They all look the same, but you can't tell if they're tart or sweet until you bite into one."
September 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Deep thoughts from George Michael:
"Consider the blueberry. They all look the same, but you can't tell if they're tart or sweet until you bite into one."
"Consider the blueberry. They all look the same, but you can't tell if they're tart or sweet until you bite into one."
The breakfast line is already forming.
September 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The breakfast line is already forming.
As I grow older and start to reflect on my life, I wonder how many pounds of dog shit I've carried around my neighborhood.
September 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
As I grow older and start to reflect on my life, I wonder how many pounds of dog shit I've carried around my neighborhood.
August 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Buzz texting my kid
August 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Buzz texting my kid
How was your day?
August 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
How was your day?
A crowded zoo on an 87⁰ day is like the final exam for an anger management course, but the Polar Moon exhibit was nice
August 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
A crowded zoo on an 87⁰ day is like the final exam for an anger management course, but the Polar Moon exhibit was nice
Can't house train your pets? Teach them to read instead
August 5, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Can't house train your pets? Teach them to read instead
New appetizer idea: elf heads
July 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
New appetizer idea: elf heads
I always feel like, someone is watching meeeeeEee
July 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I always feel like, someone is watching meeeeeEee
Having grilled face-hugger for dinner tonight
July 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Having grilled face-hugger for dinner tonight
Friends, I'm not going to lie: this is the saddest 4th of July in my lifetime.
American Cruelty has replaced American Ingenuity and half the country is cheering it on.
We need to remind ourselves of the principles the country was founded on and kick these mofos to the curb
American Cruelty has replaced American Ingenuity and half the country is cheering it on.
We need to remind ourselves of the principles the country was founded on and kick these mofos to the curb
July 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Friends, I'm not going to lie: this is the saddest 4th of July in my lifetime.
American Cruelty has replaced American Ingenuity and half the country is cheering it on.
We need to remind ourselves of the principles the country was founded on and kick these mofos to the curb
American Cruelty has replaced American Ingenuity and half the country is cheering it on.
We need to remind ourselves of the principles the country was founded on and kick these mofos to the curb
When you're mad at each other, but still best friends.
June 21, 2025 at 3:37 AM
When you're mad at each other, but still best friends.
June 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Wow they really do make cards for everything.
June 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Wow they really do make cards for everything.
This chicken must be from Dolly Parton Farms
June 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This chicken must be from Dolly Parton Farms