Intellectual Homer Simpson
@scottyramone.bsky.social
I’m Scott: recovering journalist and aspiring late-in-life novelist currently managing a warehouse. Single dad. I contain multitudes. Passionate about dinosaurs. I try to make art sometimes. An absolute delight. He/Him/Y’all
Correcting my oversight.
November 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Correcting my oversight.
Dino-sketchin on a Sunday night with chili cooking in the kitchen. Finding my joy where I can.
#dinosaurs #dinoart #paleoart #sketching #sketchbook #artwarmup
#dinosaurs #dinoart #paleoart #sketching #sketchbook #artwarmup
November 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Dino-sketchin on a Sunday night with chili cooking in the kitchen. Finding my joy where I can.
#dinosaurs #dinoart #paleoart #sketching #sketchbook #artwarmup
#dinosaurs #dinoart #paleoart #sketching #sketchbook #artwarmup
November 1 and a chill in the air.
Rather than doomscrolling, I’m invoking the original social media: sitting around a fire and chatting.
Rather than doomscrolling, I’m invoking the original social media: sitting around a fire and chatting.
November 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
November 1 and a chill in the air.
Rather than doomscrolling, I’m invoking the original social media: sitting around a fire and chatting.
Rather than doomscrolling, I’m invoking the original social media: sitting around a fire and chatting.
My mom hand-made this Batman costume in what must have been 1977 or 78. Adam West would have been proud.
The Dark Knight has no idea how good the short-sleeve look was.
The Dark Knight has no idea how good the short-sleeve look was.
October 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My mom hand-made this Batman costume in what must have been 1977 or 78. Adam West would have been proud.
The Dark Knight has no idea how good the short-sleeve look was.
The Dark Knight has no idea how good the short-sleeve look was.
Showing me this is the single best way to observe as I descend from giggles into gut-wrenching laughter.
October 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Showing me this is the single best way to observe as I descend from giggles into gut-wrenching laughter.
The Saturday vibe.
Honest, she initiated this.
Honest, she initiated this.
October 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The Saturday vibe.
Honest, she initiated this.
Honest, she initiated this.
8/ I have a Fairy Tale divorce.
My ex-wife and I remain close friends. We eat a “family dinner” at her house every Tuesday and take family vacations together. She is a model co-parent.
We just really needed to live in separate houses.
My ex-wife and I remain close friends. We eat a “family dinner” at her house every Tuesday and take family vacations together. She is a model co-parent.
We just really needed to live in separate houses.
October 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
8/ I have a Fairy Tale divorce.
My ex-wife and I remain close friends. We eat a “family dinner” at her house every Tuesday and take family vacations together. She is a model co-parent.
We just really needed to live in separate houses.
My ex-wife and I remain close friends. We eat a “family dinner” at her house every Tuesday and take family vacations together. She is a model co-parent.
We just really needed to live in separate houses.
Hey, white guys: I’m no paragon of virtue, but my tattoos don’t rely on Nazi symbology, just lyrics written by a dude who mostly annoyed his band mates.
(Still good lyrics. Art is weird.)
(Still good lyrics. Art is weird.)
October 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Hey, white guys: I’m no paragon of virtue, but my tattoos don’t rely on Nazi symbology, just lyrics written by a dude who mostly annoyed his band mates.
(Still good lyrics. Art is weird.)
(Still good lyrics. Art is weird.)
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
October 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
Friday, my friend was posthumously inducted into the College Media Association Hall of Fame.
I know this made her smile.
I know this made her smile.
October 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Friday, my friend was posthumously inducted into the College Media Association Hall of Fame.
I know this made her smile.
I know this made her smile.
I woke up in Arlington. Went to No Kings in DC. Drove home. To South Georgia. It is 3 am and I’m crashing.
But it was a good day, Tater.
But it was a good day, Tater.
October 19, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I woke up in Arlington. Went to No Kings in DC. Drove home. To South Georgia. It is 3 am and I’m crashing.
But it was a good day, Tater.
But it was a good day, Tater.
Vacation mode activated.
October 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Vacation mode activated.
From @tomfowler.bsky.social and pertinent to your post:
October 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
From @tomfowler.bsky.social and pertinent to your post:
31 USC 1341(c)(2)
Just sayin.
Just sayin.
October 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
31 USC 1341(c)(2)
Just sayin.
Just sayin.
This is 53.
I gave myself a social media break as a birthday present yesterday. Today I’d like a gift:
Say something nice or funny or happy. It doesn’t have to be about me or my personal interests. Just something that isn’t bleak or scary or awful.
Then the thread can be a gift to us all.
I gave myself a social media break as a birthday present yesterday. Today I’d like a gift:
Say something nice or funny or happy. It doesn’t have to be about me or my personal interests. Just something that isn’t bleak or scary or awful.
Then the thread can be a gift to us all.
October 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
This is 53.
I gave myself a social media break as a birthday present yesterday. Today I’d like a gift:
Say something nice or funny or happy. It doesn’t have to be about me or my personal interests. Just something that isn’t bleak or scary or awful.
Then the thread can be a gift to us all.
I gave myself a social media break as a birthday present yesterday. Today I’d like a gift:
Say something nice or funny or happy. It doesn’t have to be about me or my personal interests. Just something that isn’t bleak or scary or awful.
Then the thread can be a gift to us all.
Before and after.
September 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Before and after.
September 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
No lie, I would love to have my own death be so perfectly ironic.
September 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
No lie, I would love to have my own death be so perfectly ironic.
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam.
Or four. All in heavy rotation in my CD player before the 1990s were even half over.
Or four. All in heavy rotation in my CD player before the 1990s were even half over.
September 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam.
Or four. All in heavy rotation in my CD player before the 1990s were even half over.
Or four. All in heavy rotation in my CD player before the 1990s were even half over.
If you’ve never read the 70s Marvel Godzilla run, you are in for a treat!
Godzilla vs the Champions, vs space monsters, vs Cowboys, vs Bigfoot, vs Red Ronin (the original Jaeger), vs a New York City Rat, the Fantastic Four, Devil Dinosaur!!
And finally Godzilla vs the Avengers!
Godzilla vs the Champions, vs space monsters, vs Cowboys, vs Bigfoot, vs Red Ronin (the original Jaeger), vs a New York City Rat, the Fantastic Four, Devil Dinosaur!!
And finally Godzilla vs the Avengers!
September 2, 2025 at 2:12 PM
If you’ve never read the 70s Marvel Godzilla run, you are in for a treat!
Godzilla vs the Champions, vs space monsters, vs Cowboys, vs Bigfoot, vs Red Ronin (the original Jaeger), vs a New York City Rat, the Fantastic Four, Devil Dinosaur!!
And finally Godzilla vs the Avengers!
Godzilla vs the Champions, vs space monsters, vs Cowboys, vs Bigfoot, vs Red Ronin (the original Jaeger), vs a New York City Rat, the Fantastic Four, Devil Dinosaur!!
And finally Godzilla vs the Avengers!
I work with celebrities.
August 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I work with celebrities.