Apostrophetus
@scottypsw.bsky.social
Psychotherapist, musician, aesthete, wordsmith, walker, gymbo, procrastinator, grammar judge, magic brain person, He /They.
My mom is American and coming up for 80 this year and I have just realised I’ll probably never see her again as I will not be visiting the US while that psychotic pumpkin and his lunatic megalomaniac sidekick are in charge.
March 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
My mom is American and coming up for 80 this year and I have just realised I’ll probably never see her again as I will not be visiting the US while that psychotic pumpkin and his lunatic megalomaniac sidekick are in charge.
Hey Bluesky! Haven’t been here for a bit but I think it’s time to exit all of the Suckerberg hellsites and throw Musk Central into the bin where it belongs!
February 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Hey Bluesky! Haven’t been here for a bit but I think it’s time to exit all of the Suckerberg hellsites and throw Musk Central into the bin where it belongs!
I have watched Red, White and Royal Blue so many times now I’m convinced I’m married to Taylor Zakhar Perez!
January 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I have watched Red, White and Royal Blue so many times now I’m convinced I’m married to Taylor Zakhar Perez!
I have been reminded that, when you’re a dog dad, sometimes the morning gift is vomit. Sigh….
December 20, 2024 at 9:58 PM
I have been reminded that, when you’re a dog dad, sometimes the morning gift is vomit. Sigh….
Waiting for my delayed flight back to Australia and some Karen Trumper is cutting sick taking personal offence to a late plane! Sad - Entitled-Arsehole - Twat. Be SEATed ma’am!
December 16, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Waiting for my delayed flight back to Australia and some Karen Trumper is cutting sick taking personal offence to a late plane! Sad - Entitled-Arsehole - Twat. Be SEATed ma’am!
Waiting for a tradie to turn up at 7am. Is now 20 minutes late. I need to poo but am sure he will arrive the minute I start so Im holding on. Feel like this should be a Survivor challenge task.
November 13, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Waiting for a tradie to turn up at 7am. Is now 20 minutes late. I need to poo but am sure he will arrive the minute I start so Im holding on. Feel like this should be a Survivor challenge task.
So day one of semi-retirement has been pretty good. Kinda chilled, kinda excited!
October 17, 2024 at 5:29 AM
So day one of semi-retirement has been pretty good. Kinda chilled, kinda excited!
I believe that Mark Scott should not be in authority over anything. How many times can this overpaid luddite be allowed to royally screw up and get promoted to his next disaster?
September 20, 2024 at 9:07 AM
I believe that Mark Scott should not be in authority over anything. How many times can this overpaid luddite be allowed to royally screw up and get promoted to his next disaster?
Not sure I can deal with having lunch at a place where the waiter is like a twin for Kit Connor!!
September 12, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Not sure I can deal with having lunch at a place where the waiter is like a twin for Kit Connor!!
When you blow a disc in your lower back how long is it reasonable to put up with the pain using over the counter drugs before you need to kill someone? Asking for a friend.
September 2, 2024 at 3:58 AM
When you blow a disc in your lower back how long is it reasonable to put up with the pain using over the counter drugs before you need to kill someone? Asking for a friend.
That feeling when you suddenly realise that you are finally actually working your dream job!!!!🥰🌈🙏🥹
August 29, 2024 at 2:11 AM
That feeling when you suddenly realise that you are finally actually working your dream job!!!!🥰🌈🙏🥹
There is nothing as tedious as waiting for the final steam clean to finish before you hand your keys in on a rental you hated.
August 12, 2024 at 4:57 AM
There is nothing as tedious as waiting for the final steam clean to finish before you hand your keys in on a rental you hated.
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Me at 9am this morning: no idea who Tim Waltz is.
Me at 6pm: "OH MY GOD WHO IS THIS FOUNTAIN OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND WHOLESOME HIS TURKEY JOKE WAS SUCH CLASSIC WALTZ HE INVENTED 'BEYONCE DAY' AND SIGNED THE PAPERWORK ON A ROAD NAMED AFTER PRINCE IN PURPLE INK THE WORLD MUST PROTECT SWEET TIM WALTZ"
Me at 6pm: "OH MY GOD WHO IS THIS FOUNTAIN OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND WHOLESOME HIS TURKEY JOKE WAS SUCH CLASSIC WALTZ HE INVENTED 'BEYONCE DAY' AND SIGNED THE PAPERWORK ON A ROAD NAMED AFTER PRINCE IN PURPLE INK THE WORLD MUST PROTECT SWEET TIM WALTZ"
August 6, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Me at 9am this morning: no idea who Tim Waltz is.
Me at 6pm: "OH MY GOD WHO IS THIS FOUNTAIN OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND WHOLESOME HIS TURKEY JOKE WAS SUCH CLASSIC WALTZ HE INVENTED 'BEYONCE DAY' AND SIGNED THE PAPERWORK ON A ROAD NAMED AFTER PRINCE IN PURPLE INK THE WORLD MUST PROTECT SWEET TIM WALTZ"
Me at 6pm: "OH MY GOD WHO IS THIS FOUNTAIN OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND WHOLESOME HIS TURKEY JOKE WAS SUCH CLASSIC WALTZ HE INVENTED 'BEYONCE DAY' AND SIGNED THE PAPERWORK ON A ROAD NAMED AFTER PRINCE IN PURPLE INK THE WORLD MUST PROTECT SWEET TIM WALTZ"
Out with the boyfriend to see @benabraham at the Brunswick Ballroom! Peak gay!!
July 25, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Out with the boyfriend to see @benabraham at the Brunswick Ballroom! Peak gay!!
First thing that came up in the job interview this morning -“This is a dog friendly workplace.” I replied “I like puppy play”. I’m still in with a shot! 😊
July 25, 2024 at 9:31 AM
First thing that came up in the job interview this morning -“This is a dog friendly workplace.” I replied “I like puppy play”. I’m still in with a shot! 😊
Why is there not a standardised LARGE in coffee cup size? I’ve been gypped!
July 11, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Why is there not a standardised LARGE in coffee cup size? I’ve been gypped!
Daily stupid stuff - why at a card only checkout, are you required to select check out by card??
July 10, 2024 at 11:50 PM
Daily stupid stuff - why at a card only checkout, are you required to select check out by card??
Have just spent nearly 3 hrs working on an important word doc. Was literally on the final sentence and had already saved it then word crashed and all of my work is gone!! In what world is this ok in this day and age? F**k
June 25, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Have just spent nearly 3 hrs working on an important word doc. Was literally on the final sentence and had already saved it then word crashed and all of my work is gone!! In what world is this ok in this day and age? F**k
So is Bluesky just a mix of cat people and conspiracy theorists??
June 10, 2024 at 4:00 AM
So is Bluesky just a mix of cat people and conspiracy theorists??
Shout out to@thepintofmilk in Newport for being open on this public holiday!
June 10, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Shout out to@thepintofmilk in Newport for being open on this public holiday!
Today is brought to you by “ghosted again”. Sigh…. Grrrr….
April 26, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Today is brought to you by “ghosted again”. Sigh…. Grrrr….
Today I’m applying for a job and an apartment and wondering why my ADHD brain is doing a flaming tango around my skull!!
April 26, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Today I’m applying for a job and an apartment and wondering why my ADHD brain is doing a flaming tango around my skull!!
How did the putrid hell of working out in a gym become my church?? How??!
April 24, 2024 at 7:49 AM
How did the putrid hell of working out in a gym become my church?? How??!
My boss just DOES. NOT. SHUT. UP. EVER! Lord help me!
April 24, 2024 at 3:48 AM
My boss just DOES. NOT. SHUT. UP. EVER! Lord help me!
My gym is very straight … or is it??
April 22, 2024 at 7:50 AM
My gym is very straight … or is it??