Scotty Burkhardt
scottyburkhardt.bsky.social
Scotty Burkhardt
@scottyburkhardt.bsky.social
Former fireman in forensics. Just here to post out of context quotes from my day.

West Ham United, Orioles, and my 2.5 Cats
“Thank you Thomas the Tank Engine!”

“His name is Marc, with a C. It says so right there!”
June 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
“So one of my favorite activities is day-drinking in an empty stomach to get a good buzz on.” @spressotini.bsky.social
March 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
“The origins of Dragons were fathered In the Bronze Age orient. Daddy’s home motherfucker, Up the o’s”
February 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
My reports…might be lacking:

“deer into a mini, kinda’ like tommy boy… but… like for real

………

he finished it off [sic] humainly”
February 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM