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Scott Lyons, So Big In The Bible
@scottwhitegloves.bsky.social
Canadian, from Toronto.

If you choose not to laugh at farts, your life will contain less laughter but the same amount of farts.
100 genders? More like 150 genders per minute.
November 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
"Sell their houses to WHO, BEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN??"

youtu.be/X9FGRkqUdf8?...
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Cinci went for HANDSOME
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Ben Shapiro blaming "the left" for the rise of Fuentes and The Groypers reminds me of this brilliant @mattbors.bsky.social cartoon.
November 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
November 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
November 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Deliberate on your part?

(also that's so 2024)
October 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Who's solving the Louvre robbery?

Right answers only
October 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
🎶 I never thoug-aught, the leopards would eat my face 🎶
October 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Blue Jays Pride Weekend is surely one of the best in MLB and one of the best things the Jays organization does. I've been with my daughter for a bunch of years running and it's really well done.
October 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

Holy shit, these guys not just pudgy and ugly, they also racist AF.
October 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Of course it will.
October 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Judge has been the best Yankee in this series.

But if you compare him to Guererro, it's not close.
October 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
ALSO:
October 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Best film cat ever.
October 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
October 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
People talmbout Bari Weiss, mostly what a shit she is, nasty rightwing you-know-what, ”no journalist” ”not editor material” But anyone talking about how gotdam ugly she is?

I mean, look at her. I know MUCH prettier queens, more feminine, more lovely. This one just gross.

And the outfits? Please!
October 4, 2025 at 4:35 AM
When Trump printed placards for his rallies that said MASS DEPORTATION NOW, and you saw photos of middle aged white ladies holding them, it seemed surely that couldn't be what these American people truly wanted. If you thought that, you were wrong.

THEY WANT IT, these white people.
October 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
In 1978 I thought he was the coolest (punkish) rocker ever.
October 3, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Dude I read it again, and WOW!
October 1, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Hey, Giorgi! Love those Dreamliners!
September 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
September 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The only way is this:
September 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Trump gets another TeeVee lawyer
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The resemblance is something.
September 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM