Scott Walldren
scottwalldren.bsky.social
Scott Walldren
@scottwalldren.bsky.social
Marketer by day, artist by night, creative always. Balancing SEO strategies and snack breaks like a pro. Fueling businesses with data-driven insights and family debates with dad jokes. Part strategist, part wordsmith, full-time fan of efficiency and humor.
“Heyyy 😊”

You know the text.

Too many y’s. Too few check-ins.

They don’t want to reconnect—they want help moving a couch.

You’re not tech support with a pulse.

Protect your energy.

Real friendship is presence, not favors.

#Boundaries #EnergyMgmt
April 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Let me know if you need anything” sounds kind, but often means nothing. Real help is specific, inconvenient, and never starts with a vague text. If someone’s drowning, don’t hand them a phone. Jump in or shut up. #LifeAdvice

Link: medium.com/letters-to-m...
March 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Every group project has that person: the ghost, the echo, the “I work best under pressure” guy. Turns out, adulthood is just school group projects with worse snacks and higher stakes.

The trick? Don’t become them.
#LettersToMyKids #GroupDynamics #WorkLife
March 25, 2025 at 11:08 AM
As part of my Letters to My Kids project, I wrote about gas prices mysteriously rising on weekends. Spoiler: it's not random—stations know what they're doing. 🚗⛽ Do you time your fill-ups, use an app, or just sigh and swipe? Drop your best gas-saving hacks! #GasPrices

medium.com/letters-to-m...
March 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Living in HD while the world buffers. Some see patterns before others even realize there’s a picture. If you’ve ever been told “you overthink things,” this one’s for you.

📝 Read here: medium.com/letters-to-m...

#Overthinking
March 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Doomscrolling? Overwhelmed? Same.

💡 How to stay sane in a broken world:

Why your brain wasn’t built for this much chaos

HALT: A 4-step trick to stop spiraling

🔗 medium.com/letters-to-m...

#Doomscrolling #MentalHealth #LettersToMyKids
February 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Chilly weather for a morning walk.
February 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Still life photo of the Spin Cycle.
February 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
SEO: the only art form where we sculpt for an audience of one… and that one is a robot. Google is Not a User is from my chapbook The Art of Being Indexed—because if we're all just optimizing for an algorithmic god, we might as well write hymns. #SEOetry #LinkedInPoetLaureate #MarketingPoetry
January 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Dad would’ve been 91 today. He fell asleep in theaters the moment the lights dimmed. During Independence Day, he started snoring just as the aliens blew up the White House. Now, at 45—the age he was when I was born—I think about what he’d say, what I’d do differently. Happy birthday, Dad.
January 29, 2025 at 12:22 PM
At Steak 'n Shake, I saw a napkin: 'Born on Route 66 in 1934.' My dad, Allan, was born that same year. We shared so many diner meals together. A sweet reminder of him in his birthday month. Missing you, Dad. ❤️ #Route66
January 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Before diving headfirst into 2025’s trends, take a moment to reflect:

✔️ Are your efforts aligned with your goals?
✔️ Are your results measurable and meaningful?
✔️ Do your metrics matter?

Let’s make this the year of intentional marketing, not just trendy experiments.

#business #marketing #poetry
January 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Confidence can sell almost anything, even when the substance isn’t there. “Confidence Men & Women” is a poem reflecting on a moment when style overshadowed data, and promises fell flat. In 2025, let’s prioritize transparency and results over showmanship.

#business #marketing #poetry
January 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM