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Scott
@scottonbluesky.bsky.social
devoted husband to no one.
cannot stop thinking about the Boston Market
March 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
longest relationship so far is me and the diet sprite bottle i bought 3 months ago and am saving as a little treat
February 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
disney live action Cars remake and all the dialogue is just honks and vrooms
February 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
nobody's doing it like him
February 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
feeling a lot like cotton eyed joe these days

where did I come from?

where do I go?
January 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
i need to find and kiss a nutter butter quickly
January 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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(bernie sanders voice) no one should wake up and find they have seventy five new emails
December 9, 2024 at 2:03 PM
[Someone stabs me on purpose]
ME: “no worries!”
December 10, 2024 at 1:59 PM
I’ve been getting less and less hot and it’s becoming a huge talking point for my enemies.
November 21, 2024 at 8:34 PM
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are snails bugs
April 30, 2023 at 1:38 AM
Being a court jester sounds thrilling. You either got laughs or you got killed. A true win-win.
November 20, 2024 at 2:46 PM
there's really nothing you can say when you walk in on someone practicing the piano badly
November 18, 2024 at 2:17 PM
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(trying to get to know someone) So what are your weaknesses
November 16, 2024 at 12:30 AM
i never feel more like a coward than when i'm looking for a movie to watch and sort by "shortest length"
November 17, 2024 at 1:40 PM
movie idea: freaky friday, but it's now me and a whale.
November 16, 2024 at 3:28 PM
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Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
September 1, 2024 at 12:14 PM
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Imagine an issue. Wrong, it's more complicated than that
November 10, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Reaction videos are beyond my comprehension. I don’t want anyone to watch me do anything ever.
November 15, 2024 at 1:32 PM
If you were a ghoul, what kind of ghoul would you be?

I think I’d be a sort of cretin.
November 15, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Humpty Dumpty was a risk taker.

And that’s why we honor him.
November 14, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Lying to strangers that I’m on The Amazing Race whenever I ask for directions so they don’t think I’m a loser
November 13, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Oh are we posting here again? ok great. here's an update from me: I thought Wendy's orange dreamsicle would fix my life and it very much did not.
November 13, 2024 at 11:55 PM
paused for a second before checking the "I am not a robot" box.

probably not a good sign.
March 22, 2024 at 9:10 PM
[me randomly 3 times a week]: "have you ever seen the Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood??"
March 11, 2024 at 2:41 PM
"how much do you weigh?"
"like....around 4 to 5 bushels of apples"
February 28, 2024 at 1:19 PM