Scott McCormick
@scottmccormick.bsky.social
Author of Gazoon Heist, The Dragon Squisher, Rivals! Frenemies Who Changed the World, Mr. Pants, and more.
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I’m thrilled to share that Rivals 3! Even More Frenemies Who Changed the World was selected as one of @audible’s #BestOfTheYear for 2025!
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I’m thrilled to share that Rivals 3! Even More Frenemies Who Changed the World was selected as one of @audible’s #BestOfTheYear for 2025!
Rivals 3! Even More Frenemies Who Changed the World is coming out on the 11th! Featuring four ridiculous rivalries guaranteed to make you snort, like the one between #fredegund and #brunhilda, which completely re-shaped Europe! #medieval #rivals3 #frenemies #humoroushistory #audible
September 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Rivals 3! Even More Frenemies Who Changed the World is coming out on the 11th! Featuring four ridiculous rivalries guaranteed to make you snort, like the one between #fredegund and #brunhilda, which completely re-shaped Europe! #medieval #rivals3 #frenemies #humoroushistory #audible
Rivals 3! Even More Frenemies Who Changed the World is coming out on the 11th! Featuring four ridiculous rivalries guaranteed to make you snort. Next up: the feud between #douglasmacarthur and #harrystruman that nearly started World War III. #koreanwar #audible #frenemies #rivals3 #audiobooks
September 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Rivals 3! Even More Frenemies Who Changed the World is coming out on the 11th! Featuring four ridiculous rivalries guaranteed to make you snort. Next up: the feud between #douglasmacarthur and #harrystruman that nearly started World War III. #koreanwar #audible #frenemies #rivals3 #audiobooks
Rivals 3! Even More Frenemies Who Changed the World is coming out on the 11th! Featuring four ridiculous rivalries guaranteed to make you snort. Everyone knows about Kellogg's cereal, but do you know about the decades long feud that changed breakfast forever? #audible #frenemies #rivals3 #audiobooks
September 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Rivals 3! Even More Frenemies Who Changed the World is coming out on the 11th! Featuring four ridiculous rivalries guaranteed to make you snort. Everyone knows about Kellogg's cereal, but do you know about the decades long feud that changed breakfast forever? #audible #frenemies #rivals3 #audiobooks
My latest book, GAZOON HEIST, comes out in one week!
March 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
My latest book, GAZOON HEIST, comes out in one week!
Proud moment: The wonderful #normanbridwell of #cliffordthebigreddog fame, once sent me a letter saying how much he loved #mrpants
March 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Proud moment: The wonderful #normanbridwell of #cliffordthebigreddog fame, once sent me a letter saying how much he loved #mrpants
Evil sandwiches, 2024-25, bread and filling on granite. #evilsandwich
February 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Evil sandwiches, 2024-25, bread and filling on granite. #evilsandwich
I wrote this 5 years ago. Little did I know it would be relevant. Gazoon Heist coming April 1st!
#gazoonheist #authoritarianism #hellscape #yadystopia
#gazoonheist #authoritarianism #hellscape #yadystopia
February 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I wrote this 5 years ago. Little did I know it would be relevant. Gazoon Heist coming April 1st!
#gazoonheist #authoritarianism #hellscape #yadystopia
#gazoonheist #authoritarianism #hellscape #yadystopia
Want a free advance eBook copy of my new book? All I ask is for an honest review. (Even just 25 reviews on release day would be HUGE.) Link below. #supportauthors #yathriller #yadystopia
January 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Want a free advance eBook copy of my new book? All I ask is for an honest review. (Even just 25 reviews on release day would be HUGE.) Link below. #supportauthors #yathriller #yadystopia
A few years ago, I finished a YA book about a group of kids fighting back against an authoritarian government. I hung on to it, unsure when would be the right time to publish such a thing. Well, here we are. Hooray? Coming this spring: my latest novel, a dark comedy/dystopian thriller GAZOON HEIST.
January 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
A few years ago, I finished a YA book about a group of kids fighting back against an authoritarian government. I hung on to it, unsure when would be the right time to publish such a thing. Well, here we are. Hooray? Coming this spring: my latest novel, a dark comedy/dystopian thriller GAZOON HEIST.
December 4, 2024 at 12:44 PM
My daughter made the mistake of sleeping in on a school day and asking me to make her sandwich. The result? My most #evilsandwich yet! #dadsrevenge
November 19, 2024 at 9:11 PM
My daughter made the mistake of sleeping in on a school day and asking me to make her sandwich. The result? My most #evilsandwich yet! #dadsrevenge
Check it out, yo! Nigel's back and he's the #1 New Release in Children's Time Travel Books on #Amazon! #dragonsquisher2 is out now. Get your ebook or print copy today! #yafantasyseries #dragonsquisher #funnyfantasy #funnykidsbooks a.co/d/3TmEF4j
September 3, 2024 at 10:26 AM
Check it out, yo! Nigel's back and he's the #1 New Release in Children's Time Travel Books on #Amazon! #dragonsquisher2 is out now. Get your ebook or print copy today! #yafantasyseries #dragonsquisher #funnyfantasy #funnykidsbooks a.co/d/3TmEF4j
Nigel's back, y'all! #dragonsquisher2 is coming out in eBook, print, and audiobook Sept 3rd! #yafantasy #dragonsquisher #fantasybooks #scottmccormick pre-order your copy on #amazonkindle a.co/d/0tWdk1z
August 7, 2024 at 12:07 PM
Nigel's back, y'all! #dragonsquisher2 is coming out in eBook, print, and audiobook Sept 3rd! #yafantasy #dragonsquisher #fantasybooks #scottmccormick pre-order your copy on #amazonkindle a.co/d/0tWdk1z
I’m excited to share that Vikings! was selected as one of Audible’s #BestOfTheYear for 2023! Check out all of the winners: adbl.co/bestof23
November 8, 2023 at 11:46 PM
I’m excited to share that Vikings! was selected as one of Audible’s #BestOfTheYear for 2023! Check out all of the winners: adbl.co/bestof23
Been reading a lot of picture books lately. Some of them are funny, but they seldom make me laugh. This little blink-and-you-miss-it gag from Mo Willems’ excellent Goldilocks and the Three Dinosaurs, however, literally had me laughing out loud.
August 28, 2023 at 3:37 PM
Been reading a lot of picture books lately. Some of them are funny, but they seldom make me laugh. This little blink-and-you-miss-it gag from Mo Willems’ excellent Goldilocks and the Three Dinosaurs, however, literally had me laughing out loud.
TIL The Olympics held art competitions from 1912-48. This drawing, by Jean Jacoby, won the gold medal in 1928. It was Jacoby's second gold medal in a row, making him the most successful Olympic artist in history. Alfréd Hajós won gold medal in swimming and a silver medal in architecture.
August 27, 2023 at 10:32 AM
TIL The Olympics held art competitions from 1912-48. This drawing, by Jean Jacoby, won the gold medal in 1928. It was Jacoby's second gold medal in a row, making him the most successful Olympic artist in history. Alfréd Hajós won gold medal in swimming and a silver medal in architecture.
My face when people use the word "utilize."
August 25, 2023 at 8:38 PM
My face when people use the word "utilize."
What’s a movie that feels like it was made just for you? For me, it's Harold and Maude, which is still my favorite movie of all time. The deadpan, twisted humor… how sad, profound, and joyful it is. Perfection from beginning to end. Totally influenced my worldview and my writing. #haroldandmaude
August 16, 2023 at 2:49 PM
What’s a movie that feels like it was made just for you? For me, it's Harold and Maude, which is still my favorite movie of all time. The deadpan, twisted humor… how sad, profound, and joyful it is. Perfection from beginning to end. Totally influenced my worldview and my writing. #haroldandmaude