Scott McCormick
@scottmccormick.bsky.social
Author of Gazoon Heist, The Dragon Squisher, Rivals! Frenemies Who Changed the World, Mr. Pants, and more.
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I’m thrilled to share that Rivals 3! Even More Frenemies Who Changed the World was selected as one of @audible’s #BestOfTheYear for 2025!
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I’m thrilled to share that Rivals 3! Even More Frenemies Who Changed the World was selected as one of @audible’s #BestOfTheYear for 2025!
Rivals 3! Even More Frenemies Who Changed the World is coming out on the 11th! Featuring four ridiculous rivalries guaranteed to make you snort, like the one between #fredegund and #brunhilda, which completely re-shaped Europe! #medieval #rivals3 #frenemies #humoroushistory #audible
September 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Rivals 3! Even More Frenemies Who Changed the World is coming out on the 11th! Featuring four ridiculous rivalries guaranteed to make you snort, like the one between #fredegund and #brunhilda, which completely re-shaped Europe! #medieval #rivals3 #frenemies #humoroushistory #audible
Rivals 3! Even More Frenemies Who Changed the World is coming out on the 11th! Featuring four ridiculous rivalries guaranteed to make you snort. Next up: the feud between #douglasmacarthur and #harrystruman that nearly started World War III. #koreanwar #audible #frenemies #rivals3 #audiobooks
September 3, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Rivals 3! Even More Frenemies Who Changed the World is coming out on the 11th! Featuring four ridiculous rivalries guaranteed to make you snort. Next up: the feud between #douglasmacarthur and #harrystruman that nearly started World War III. #koreanwar #audible #frenemies #rivals3 #audiobooks
Rivals 3! Even More Frenemies Who Changed the World is coming out on the 11th! Featuring four ridiculous rivalries guaranteed to make you snort. Everyone knows about Kellogg's cereal, but do you know about the decades long feud that changed breakfast forever? #audible #frenemies #rivals3 #audiobooks
September 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Rivals 3! Even More Frenemies Who Changed the World is coming out on the 11th! Featuring four ridiculous rivalries guaranteed to make you snort. Everyone knows about Kellogg's cereal, but do you know about the decades long feud that changed breakfast forever? #audible #frenemies #rivals3 #audiobooks
My dark comedy, Gazoon Heist, is now out on Audible!
www.audible.com/pd/Gazoon-He...
www.audible.com/pd/Gazoon-He...
Gazoon Heist
Check out this great listen on Audible.com. A city in chaos! The theft of a Confederate memorial plunges a once-sleepy Southern town into a dystopian nightmare. The mayor has unleashed a campaign of t...
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July 23, 2025 at 11:21 AM
My dark comedy, Gazoon Heist, is now out on Audible!
www.audible.com/pd/Gazoon-He...
www.audible.com/pd/Gazoon-He...
Reposted by Scott McCormick
Authors if you see this, it’s a sign to post the first line of your book!
“It had already been a long, exhausting day when the girl’s body washed up on the bank of the Brightwash.” - Legacy of the Brightwash
“It had already been a long, exhausting day when the girl’s body washed up on the bank of the Brightwash.” - Legacy of the Brightwash
Authors if you see this, it’s a sign to post the first line of your book.
“It was not my Felix Morlan lying in the hospital bed, tangled in the sterile white sheets.” —Ace of Hearts
“Ren used to say something to comfort me—grief doesn’t go away, exactly, or get smaller.” —Knitting Grief WIP
“It was not my Felix Morlan lying in the hospital bed, tangled in the sterile white sheets.” —Ace of Hearts
“Ren used to say something to comfort me—grief doesn’t go away, exactly, or get smaller.” —Knitting Grief WIP
Authors if you see this, it's a sign to post the first line of your book.
"Hey, guess what? I got the job!!" - Love Hurts
"I can’t believe I agreed to do that." - This is Us
"December started like pretty much every December in Britain – cold, dark, dank, and miserable." - A Very Spoonie Christmas
"Hey, guess what? I got the job!!" - Love Hurts
"I can’t believe I agreed to do that." - This is Us
"December started like pretty much every December in Britain – cold, dark, dank, and miserable." - A Very Spoonie Christmas
February 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Authors if you see this, it’s a sign to post the first line of your book!
“It had already been a long, exhausting day when the girl’s body washed up on the bank of the Brightwash.” - Legacy of the Brightwash
“It had already been a long, exhausting day when the girl’s body washed up on the bank of the Brightwash.” - Legacy of the Brightwash
GAZOON HEIST is out now!
(btw, if you've read an advance copy, feel free to drop a review! It will be a huge help.) #gazoonheist #resist a.co/d/aLh6it1
(btw, if you've read an advance copy, feel free to drop a review! It will be a huge help.) #gazoonheist #resist a.co/d/aLh6it1
Gazoon Heist
Amazon.com: Gazoon Heist eBook : McCormick, Scott: Kindle Store
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April 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
GAZOON HEIST is out now!
(btw, if you've read an advance copy, feel free to drop a review! It will be a huge help.) #gazoonheist #resist a.co/d/aLh6it1
(btw, if you've read an advance copy, feel free to drop a review! It will be a huge help.) #gazoonheist #resist a.co/d/aLh6it1
My latest book, GAZOON HEIST, comes out in one week!
March 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
My latest book, GAZOON HEIST, comes out in one week!
Proud moment: The wonderful #normanbridwell of #cliffordthebigreddog fame, once sent me a letter saying how much he loved #mrpants
March 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Proud moment: The wonderful #normanbridwell of #cliffordthebigreddog fame, once sent me a letter saying how much he loved #mrpants
Evil sandwiches, 2024-25, bread and filling on granite. #evilsandwich
February 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Evil sandwiches, 2024-25, bread and filling on granite. #evilsandwich
"Beyond that, Hegseth said that NATO will not come to the rescue of any European nation involved in that force if it is attacked by Russia."
apnews.com/article/nato...
apnews.com/article/nato...
NATO is in disarray after the US announces that its security priorities lie elsewhere
U.S. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth's speech on Ukraine this week has thrown NATO into disarray. It raised troubling questions about America’s commitment to European security.
apnews.com
February 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
"Beyond that, Hegseth said that NATO will not come to the rescue of any European nation involved in that force if it is attacked by Russia."
apnews.com/article/nato...
apnews.com/article/nato...
I wrote this 5 years ago. Little did I know it would be relevant. Gazoon Heist coming April 1st!
#gazoonheist #authoritarianism #hellscape #yadystopia
#gazoonheist #authoritarianism #hellscape #yadystopia
February 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I wrote this 5 years ago. Little did I know it would be relevant. Gazoon Heist coming April 1st!
#gazoonheist #authoritarianism #hellscape #yadystopia
#gazoonheist #authoritarianism #hellscape #yadystopia
Want a free advance eBook copy of my new book? All I ask is for an honest review. (Even just 25 reviews on release day would be HUGE.) Link below. #supportauthors #yathriller #yadystopia
January 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Want a free advance eBook copy of my new book? All I ask is for an honest review. (Even just 25 reviews on release day would be HUGE.) Link below. #supportauthors #yathriller #yadystopia
A few years ago, I finished a YA book about a group of kids fighting back against an authoritarian government. I hung on to it, unsure when would be the right time to publish such a thing. Well, here we are. Hooray? Coming this spring: my latest novel, a dark comedy/dystopian thriller GAZOON HEIST.
January 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
A few years ago, I finished a YA book about a group of kids fighting back against an authoritarian government. I hung on to it, unsure when would be the right time to publish such a thing. Well, here we are. Hooray? Coming this spring: my latest novel, a dark comedy/dystopian thriller GAZOON HEIST.
Reposted by Scott McCormick
David Lynch gave us the language we needed to better articulate the indescribable strangeness of our shared reality. “Lynchian” is so overused because it’s a viscerally understandable word without any known synonyms. I can’t imagine a more beautiful artistic legacy than that.
January 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
David Lynch gave us the language we needed to better articulate the indescribable strangeness of our shared reality. “Lynchian” is so overused because it’s a viscerally understandable word without any known synonyms. I can’t imagine a more beautiful artistic legacy than that.
I was offering a friend advice on how to self publish his book, but he was so overwhelmed with everything he just asked if he could pay me to do it for him. It's been a fun project. It's cool working on something that isn't mine. Anyway, Mr. Pants Press will soon have a new release!
January 15, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I was offering a friend advice on how to self publish his book, but he was so overwhelmed with everything he just asked if he could pay me to do it for him. It's been a fun project. It's cool working on something that isn't mine. Anyway, Mr. Pants Press will soon have a new release!
How I feel every time I shove an empty shopping cart across the parking lot towards its bin
a man in a suit is standing on a beach holding a sword .
ALT: a man in a suit is standing on a beach holding a sword .
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2024 at 11:59 AM
How I feel every time I shove an empty shopping cart across the parking lot towards its bin
Found family is my favorite trope
December 11, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Found family is my favorite trope
December 4, 2024 at 12:44 PM
My daughter made the mistake of sleeping in on a school day and asking me to make her sandwich. The result? My most #evilsandwich yet! #dadsrevenge
November 19, 2024 at 9:11 PM
My daughter made the mistake of sleeping in on a school day and asking me to make her sandwich. The result? My most #evilsandwich yet! #dadsrevenge
Song stuck in my head for the past few days: Madonna's 1986 smash hit: Papa Don't Preach. Also the video, which is unusual for me. So my mind is occasionally filled with images of a frustrated Danny Aiello. I guess there are worse things. #madonna #dannyaiello
November 16, 2024 at 12:47 PM
Song stuck in my head for the past few days: Madonna's 1986 smash hit: Papa Don't Preach. Also the video, which is unusual for me. So my mind is occasionally filled with images of a frustrated Danny Aiello. I guess there are worse things. #madonna #dannyaiello
If you're coming here from X and wondering what the vibe is:
a frog is laying on a lily pad in the water with the words just chillin below it .
ALT: a frog is laying on a lily pad in the water with the words just chillin below it .
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November 15, 2024 at 11:56 AM
If you're coming here from X and wondering what the vibe is:
