Scott McBride
scottmcbride.bsky.social
Scott McBride
@scottmcbride.bsky.social
Floss Evangelist, Nebraska Jones Reply Guy
it’s the Fascism, stupid
July 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Kristi Noem is Drag.

Pro Wrestling is Drag.

Everything is Drag.
June 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
me listening to pink pony club after listening to marketplace on my morning commute
April 9, 2025 at 1:26 PM
On Wisconsin!
April 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
April 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
*super fat Ben Stiller eating fried chicken in the end scene of Dodgeball*

“fuckin’ Chuck Schumer”
chicken.at
March 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Some of the faces Sara laughs at the hardest are just me trying to imitate Shrek.
February 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Going to a silent disco

(Flight to Denver)
February 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The difference between pilots and Mormons appears to be… epaulets?
February 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
*Elvis Voice*

tytytyvm
February 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Reposted by Scott McBride
Please kill me
February 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Got yelled at by a Bill Collector earlier. Asked him to settle down but he said no. Settle up.
January 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Reposted by Scott McBride
DEUCE MCBRIDE
January 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
RIP*

(*really into pie)
January 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
one minute til Wordle guys
December 5, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Biden should go on a pardon spree bender

*Oprah gif*
December 2, 2024 at 11:53 PM
When it comes to the election vs. the Tyson fight, the wrong old man won
November 16, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Folks claim to follow Christian tradition but apparently I’m the weird one when I ask to wash their feet.
October 30, 2023 at 2:13 PM