Scott Klosterman
@scottklosterman.bsky.social
Kentuckian. Ad guy. Ready fighter for the resistance. Will need Fridays off.
Saw “Toy Story 2 was okay” scrawled into the wall above a urinal a few weeks back and I still think about it every day. The understated ambivalence really captures the zeitgeist of our time.
July 30, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Saw “Toy Story 2 was okay” scrawled into the wall above a urinal a few weeks back and I still think about it every day. The understated ambivalence really captures the zeitgeist of our time.
Okay, I showed up. Soros gonna Venmo me or what?
June 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Okay, I showed up. Soros gonna Venmo me or what?
Still a few brave pilots willing to fly into Newark.
May 19, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Still a few brave pilots willing to fly into Newark.
not letting the cross come in direct contact with skin to avoid embarrassing burn mark, I see you girl
April 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
not letting the cross come in direct contact with skin to avoid embarrassing burn mark, I see you girl
Seems like Russian would be the more logical choice.
March 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Seems like Russian would be the more logical choice.
Sometimes when I’m feeling past my prime I think of late-career Nolan Ryan having a much younger Robin Ventura in a headlock and raining blows on his head WITH HIS FUCKING PITCHING HAND and then finishing the game like it’s no big deal.
February 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Sometimes when I’m feeling past my prime I think of late-career Nolan Ryan having a much younger Robin Ventura in a headlock and raining blows on his head WITH HIS FUCKING PITCHING HAND and then finishing the game like it’s no big deal.
not all orange blobs are an existential threat to humanity
January 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
not all orange blobs are an existential threat to humanity
we're getting the Boobs.
December 12, 2024 at 3:52 PM
we're getting the Boobs.
Instead of the Bobs...
December 12, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Instead of the Bobs...
Suck it, #2,394,721!
September 17, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Suck it, #2,394,721!