Scott Klosterman
@scottklosterman.bsky.social
Kentuckian. Ad guy. Ready fighter for the resistance. Will need Fridays off.
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Going as an ICE agent for Halloween so instead of ringing the doorbell I can just break the door.
October 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Going as an ICE agent for Halloween so instead of ringing the doorbell I can just break the door.
avoiding trick or treaters tonight by doing like the government and shutting down the house
October 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
avoiding trick or treaters tonight by doing like the government and shutting down the house
Larry David opened a spite store on Curb Your Enthusiasm. Now we have a spite president.
October 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Larry David opened a spite store on Curb Your Enthusiasm. Now we have a spite president.
Weird how MAGA always accuses the previous administration of weaponizing the government and then weaponizes it themselves using actual weapons.
October 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Weird how MAGA always accuses the previous administration of weaponizing the government and then weaponizes it themselves using actual weapons.
whole meeting could’ve been one of those fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: emails from your uncle about Obama’s birth certificate
What I would give for a completely honest, anonymous assessment of this appalling and ludicrous spectacle from the commanders in the room.
September 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
whole meeting could’ve been one of those fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: emails from your uncle about Obama’s birth certificate
bringing some real pick-me girl energy to this rapture thing
September 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
bringing some real pick-me girl energy to this rapture thing
The company that made the Lion King is about to hear it from the Lyin' King.
September 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The company that made the Lion King is about to hear it from the Lyin' King.
just received a notification from amazon that fascism has arrived and is on my doorstep
September 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
just received a notification from amazon that fascism has arrived and is on my doorstep
So much easier to boycott Disney when you can’t afford a subscription.
September 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
So much easier to boycott Disney when you can’t afford a subscription.
don't have the brain processing power to understand what the fuck is wrong with these people
September 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
don't have the brain processing power to understand what the fuck is wrong with these people
Matter of time before we're told King Yam Tits played a round of golf and shot an 18.
September 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Matter of time before we're told King Yam Tits played a round of golf and shot an 18.
Let's just scrap the 1st amendment and make the 2nd amendment the new 1st. It's the only one they care about anyway (except the 5th, they love invoking that one).
September 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Let's just scrap the 1st amendment and make the 2nd amendment the new 1st. It's the only one they care about anyway (except the 5th, they love invoking that one).
Reposted by Scott Klosterman
Charlie Kirk was a champion of free speech and anyone who says otherwise will be fired
September 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Charlie Kirk was a champion of free speech and anyone who says otherwise will be fired
National Guard members are ready for action, just waiting for their mulching orders.
September 3, 2025 at 2:02 PM
National Guard members are ready for action, just waiting for their mulching orders.
You wouldn't think there are any 11-word sentences that say absolutely nothing but just heard a passing stranger utter these actual words from his actual mouth: "At the end of the day it is what it is."
August 29, 2025 at 2:28 PM
You wouldn't think there are any 11-word sentences that say absolutely nothing but just heard a passing stranger utter these actual words from his actual mouth: "At the end of the day it is what it is."
good news all your unused thoughts and prayers automatically roll over to the next mass shooting
August 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
good news all your unused thoughts and prayers automatically roll over to the next mass shooting
goddamnit pumpkin spice, not yet, not fucking yet
August 26, 2025 at 12:49 PM
goddamnit pumpkin spice, not yet, not fucking yet
Thanks a lot, sandwich thrower. Now I can't purchase a footlong at Subway without passing a background check.
August 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Thanks a lot, sandwich thrower. Now I can't purchase a footlong at Subway without passing a background check.
The good news I can now call in sick with polio and my boss has to believe me.
Maybe it isn't ideal to have a crazy lawyer with no medical background who obviously doesn't look after his own health in charge of looking after ours.
August 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The good news I can now call in sick with polio and my boss has to believe me.
Saw “Toy Story 2 was okay” scrawled into the wall above a urinal a few weeks back and I still think about it every day. The understated ambivalence really captures the zeitgeist of our time.
July 30, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Saw “Toy Story 2 was okay” scrawled into the wall above a urinal a few weeks back and I still think about it every day. The understated ambivalence really captures the zeitgeist of our time.
I just hope to live long enough to see trump wearing a cankle monitor
July 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I just hope to live long enough to see trump wearing a cankle monitor
In terms of files, I'd rank Epstein's at #3, right behind Rockford and X.
July 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
In terms of files, I'd rank Epstein's at #3, right behind Rockford and X.
Probably just me but seems like having a known fascist form a third party that’s slightly less fascist than the fascist party we already have to compete against our other fascist-enabling party may not be the answer to defeating fascism.
July 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Probably just me but seems like having a known fascist form a third party that’s slightly less fascist than the fascist party we already have to compete against our other fascist-enabling party may not be the answer to defeating fascism.
tonight’s hot dog shitting contest gonna be lit
July 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
tonight’s hot dog shitting contest gonna be lit
Our country is Goodfellas now except none of the mob characters are remotely interesting, likable or redeemable.
July 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Our country is Goodfellas now except none of the mob characters are remotely interesting, likable or redeemable.