Simba cat
@scottishsimba.bsky.social
Am a wee Scottish ginger who likes tae have a gossip and a laugh
Anyone else find they are avoiding the news more? Ma hoosekeeper is doing more reading than usual and she says it's an escape Fae *gestures with paws* all this. She has a brief look at the news headlines but it's been a while since she opened an article and won't watch it on TV.
February 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Anyone else find they are avoiding the news more? Ma hoosekeeper is doing more reading than usual and she says it's an escape Fae *gestures with paws* all this. She has a brief look at the news headlines but it's been a while since she opened an article and won't watch it on TV.
Some more.... Erm..... 'Tasteful' decor has gone up. This time on oor bathroom door
It's fine
Am fine
*Twitches*
It's fine
Am fine
*Twitches*
January 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Some more.... Erm..... 'Tasteful' decor has gone up. This time on oor bathroom door
It's fine
Am fine
*Twitches*
It's fine
Am fine
*Twitches*
Kinda feel insulted on behalf of the cat
But also did laugh way tae hard at this when I saw it 😹😹😹😹
But also did laugh way tae hard at this when I saw it 😹😹😹😹
January 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Kinda feel insulted on behalf of the cat
But also did laugh way tae hard at this when I saw it 😹😹😹😹
But also did laugh way tae hard at this when I saw it 😹😹😹😹
I too am gonny take Germany's word on this.
Especially when those defending musk don't actually want tae copy his 'love' gesture in public. It's almost like they know it's not really a love gesture.....
Especially when those defending musk don't actually want tae copy his 'love' gesture in public. It's almost like they know it's not really a love gesture.....
January 22, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I too am gonny take Germany's word on this.
Especially when those defending musk don't actually want tae copy his 'love' gesture in public. It's almost like they know it's not really a love gesture.....
Especially when those defending musk don't actually want tae copy his 'love' gesture in public. It's almost like they know it's not really a love gesture.....
Apparently it was a Love gesture. So ma hoosekeeper suggested this guy should show some love in the same way on remembrance day. He wasnae keen tae do that. So she suggested showing Germany or Austria or even his local park some love with the love gesture
He wasnae keen on doing that either.
Weird
He wasnae keen on doing that either.
Weird
January 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Apparently it was a Love gesture. So ma hoosekeeper suggested this guy should show some love in the same way on remembrance day. He wasnae keen tae do that. So she suggested showing Germany or Austria or even his local park some love with the love gesture
He wasnae keen on doing that either.
Weird
He wasnae keen on doing that either.
Weird
In lighter news ma hoosekeeper has found more 'Bargains'. Aye that's a cat rug and a doormat yer no actually allowed tae put yer feet on
January 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
In lighter news ma hoosekeeper has found more 'Bargains'. Aye that's a cat rug and a doormat yer no actually allowed tae put yer feet on
A follower made this fae me.
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January 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
A follower made this fae me.
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And today on Random Things Ma Housekeeper Buys: A turkey mug fae 35p!
January 14, 2025 at 10:37 AM
And today on Random Things Ma Housekeeper Buys: A turkey mug fae 35p!
Av just hit 5k followers on Facey. Am... Am I an influencer noo? Can I influence yer all tae give extra treats tae yer cats? Ok and dogs......
They deserve them yer know 😼
They deserve them yer know 😼
January 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Av just hit 5k followers on Facey. Am... Am I an influencer noo? Can I influence yer all tae give extra treats tae yer cats? Ok and dogs......
They deserve them yer know 😼
They deserve them yer know 😼
Ma middle wean got a puppet fae Christmas that noo goes everywhere with him. Ma hoosekeeper thinks it's creepy looking but ma wean says it's the best present ever
January 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Ma middle wean got a puppet fae Christmas that noo goes everywhere with him. Ma hoosekeeper thinks it's creepy looking but ma wean says it's the best present ever
Shout oot tae ma hoosekeeper who finally won a game against a five year old
Well done hen, am pure proud of yer 😼
Well done hen, am pure proud of yer 😼
December 27, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Shout oot tae ma hoosekeeper who finally won a game against a five year old
Well done hen, am pure proud of yer 😼
Well done hen, am pure proud of yer 😼
That the tree and Christmas shelf doon and put away. We legit had nae room in oor lounge and HK wants tae have a shot on the weans table top pool table. We've also noo got a shelf Fae the board games. I cannae see ma hoosekeeper winning any of them tbh 😼
December 26, 2024 at 1:45 PM
That the tree and Christmas shelf doon and put away. We legit had nae room in oor lounge and HK wants tae have a shot on the weans table top pool table. We've also noo got a shelf Fae the board games. I cannae see ma hoosekeeper winning any of them tbh 😼
Just popping on Tae say Merry Christmas 🎄🎄. Whatever yer doing today I hope yer have a good one 😻
Right.... I need thumbs tae open ma stockings
Right.... I need thumbs tae open ma stockings
December 25, 2024 at 12:26 PM
Just popping on Tae say Merry Christmas 🎄🎄. Whatever yer doing today I hope yer have a good one 😻
Right.... I need thumbs tae open ma stockings
Right.... I need thumbs tae open ma stockings
Merry Christmas 🎁
December 25, 2024 at 12:23 PM
Merry Christmas 🎁
That's ma hoosekeeper back fae shopping m she says anything she's forgotten can stay forgotten.
As long as she's remembered the turkey I don't care 😼😼😼
As long as she's remembered the turkey I don't care 😼😼😼
December 23, 2024 at 11:17 AM
That's ma hoosekeeper back fae shopping m she says anything she's forgotten can stay forgotten.
As long as she's remembered the turkey I don't care 😼😼😼
As long as she's remembered the turkey I don't care 😼😼😼
Apparently these are the new placemats fae the table fae after Christmas.
Anyone know how I can block ma hoosekeeper fae online shopping??
Anyone know how I can block ma hoosekeeper fae online shopping??
December 17, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Apparently these are the new placemats fae the table fae after Christmas.
Anyone know how I can block ma hoosekeeper fae online shopping??
Anyone know how I can block ma hoosekeeper fae online shopping??
It's been eighty four years......
December 16, 2024 at 7:22 PM
It's been eighty four years......
Helping the hoosekeeper dae the last of the wrapping
I swear if she buys anything else I'll be wrapping her up and papping her OOT!
I swear if she buys anything else I'll be wrapping her up and papping her OOT!
December 12, 2024 at 10:48 AM
Helping the hoosekeeper dae the last of the wrapping
I swear if she buys anything else I'll be wrapping her up and papping her OOT!
I swear if she buys anything else I'll be wrapping her up and papping her OOT!
Three oot of four books ma hoosekeeper ordered have arrived. I love how Preloved books make her so happy. I even got extra treats 😼
December 11, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Three oot of four books ma hoosekeeper ordered have arrived. I love how Preloved books make her so happy. I even got extra treats 😼
Why has ootside gone all creepy looking though!!
December 10, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Why has ootside gone all creepy looking though!!
The Christmas TV guide is when I know Christmas is almost here. It's the only time of year ma hoosekeeper buys one
December 10, 2024 at 9:57 AM
The Christmas TV guide is when I know Christmas is almost here. It's the only time of year ma hoosekeeper buys one
'Schools are banning Christmas 🙀'
Which schools?
Well .. just because I can't name any doesn't mean it's not happening
Also
Scientits 😹😹
Which schools?
Well .. just because I can't name any doesn't mean it's not happening
Also
Scientits 😹😹
December 8, 2024 at 3:19 PM
'Schools are banning Christmas 🙀'
Which schools?
Well .. just because I can't name any doesn't mean it's not happening
Also
Scientits 😹😹
Which schools?
Well .. just because I can't name any doesn't mean it's not happening
Also
Scientits 😹😹
This is yer reminder no tae ferget tae buy yer cats/dogs/rabbits/fish ect Christmas presents. And tae be appreciative of the gifts they may get you. A deid mouse is a purrfect gift btw 😼😼
December 7, 2024 at 7:55 PM
This is yer reminder no tae ferget tae buy yer cats/dogs/rabbits/fish ect Christmas presents. And tae be appreciative of the gifts they may get you. A deid mouse is a purrfect gift btw 😼😼
Part 2 of the fayre featured another tombola. Ma hoosekeeper didnae win anything on her turn but ma eldest wean however....... That's HK home noo all peopled oot fae a while.
December 6, 2024 at 12:17 PM
Part 2 of the fayre featured another tombola. Ma hoosekeeper didnae win anything on her turn but ma eldest wean however....... That's HK home noo all peopled oot fae a while.
If yer come tae oor hoose please refrain fae using Oor toilet as apparently it's fae decoration only. Feel free tae pop doon tae Asda and use theirs.
Is ... Is this actually normal??
Is ... Is this actually normal??
December 5, 2024 at 12:08 PM
If yer come tae oor hoose please refrain fae using Oor toilet as apparently it's fae decoration only. Feel free tae pop doon tae Asda and use theirs.
Is ... Is this actually normal??
Is ... Is this actually normal??