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Simba cat
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Am a wee Scottish ginger who likes tae have a gossip and a laugh
Anyone else find they are avoiding the news more? Ma hoosekeeper is doing more reading than usual and she says it's an escape Fae *gestures with paws* all this. She has a brief look at the news headlines but it's been a while since she opened an article and won't watch it on TV.
February 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Trump wanting tae win the nobel peace prize after he 'resettles' Palestinians and single handly ends Russian aggression in Ukraine is possibly the most fcked up thing I've read so far in 2025
Apparently Gaza isnae safe ..... Well no it's no, maybe if Israhell stopped bombing the place ..
February 5, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Had a school alert Fae world book day next month. Ma eldest wants tae be The Queen Of Hearts. Ma middle wean wants tae be Peter Pan and ma youngest canny decide.
February 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
MSM: THE SCOTTISH GOVERNMENT ARE GONNY BAN CATS 🙀🙀🙀🙀

Scottish Government: No we're no

MSM:.....
a dirt road going through a desert with a mountain in the background
ALT: a dirt road going through a desert with a mountain in the background
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
All schools and nurseries will be closed tomorrow in Glasgow due tae the red weather warnings.

Stay safe everyone
January 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Some more.... Erm..... 'Tasteful' decor has gone up. This time on oor bathroom door

It's fine
Am fine
*Twitches*
January 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Kinda feel insulted on behalf of the cat

But also did laugh way tae hard at this when I saw it 😹😹😹😹
January 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I too am gonny take Germany's word on this.

Especially when those defending musk don't actually want tae copy his 'love' gesture in public. It's almost like they know it's not really a love gesture.....
January 22, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Apparently it was a Love gesture. So ma hoosekeeper suggested this guy should show some love in the same way on remembrance day. He wasnae keen tae do that. So she suggested showing Germany or Austria or even his local park some love with the love gesture
He wasnae keen on doing that either.
Weird
January 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
In lighter news ma hoosekeeper has found more 'Bargains'. Aye that's a cat rug and a doormat yer no actually allowed tae put yer feet on
January 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
80 years ago WW2 was coming to an end and the atrocities commited by Hitler were about to be exposed

Today we're seeing excuses fae a billionaire who did the same salute that was compulsory during Hitler's regime. A salute which should have died with him

What a time to be alive
January 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Reposted by Simba cat
January 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
So the 'odd looking salute' was actually a Roman one. Or it was Elon's autism getting over excited. Or it was obviously just a gesture taken out of context.

It definitely wasn't a nazi salute though. Which begs the question if it was so innocent why have done news outlets edited it out
January 21, 2025 at 8:18 AM
A follower made this fae me.
😻
January 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
No even at the end of day one of the Musk/Trump administration and already the Nazi salutes are oot. Cos that's what it was. Although supporters will say it wasnae what it looked like. But they cannae explain what it actually was. Because it was a Nazi salute
January 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
And today on Random Things Ma Housekeeper Buys: A turkey mug fae 35p!
January 14, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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Can we just PLEASE not make "Warm Banks" an accepted thing like "Food banks"

Are they both currently essential? Sadly however,

Dystopian as fuck

We need to stop promoting such things as feel good in the face of hardship and start calling them out as a symptom of a failing state.
January 5, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Av just hit 5k followers on Facey. Am... Am I an influencer noo? Can I influence yer all tae give extra treats tae yer cats? Ok and dogs......
They deserve them yer know 😼
January 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
New year means new soft furnishings and decor. Last year it was creepy cats. Honestly am still no over the Marilyn Catroe picture! This year it seems Tae be *checks notes* The Golden Girls.
Anyone know where I can find a normal housekeeper?!
January 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Ma middle wean got a puppet fae Christmas that noo goes everywhere with him. Ma hoosekeeper thinks it's creepy looking but ma wean says it's the best present ever
January 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Shout oot tae ma hoosekeeper who finally won a game against a five year old
Well done hen, am pure proud of yer 😼
December 27, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Watching the hoosekeeper lose every game she plays against the weans will never stop being funny 😹😹😹😹
December 27, 2024 at 3:23 PM
That the tree and Christmas shelf doon and put away. We legit had nae room in oor lounge and HK wants tae have a shot on the weans table top pool table. We've also noo got a shelf Fae the board games. I cannae see ma hoosekeeper winning any of them tbh 😼
December 26, 2024 at 1:45 PM
I'm no comfortable with the amount of sprouts av just seen ma housekeeper swallow ☣️⚠️☣️
December 25, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Just popping on Tae say Merry Christmas 🎄🎄. Whatever yer doing today I hope yer have a good one 😻

Right.... I need thumbs tae open ma stockings
December 25, 2024 at 12:26 PM