Roderick Eccles-Beccles

I went to 49ers v Broncos at Wembley in 2010. 2 poor teams. Most animated the crowd got was when big screen showed touchdowns against Dallas, who got hammered by the Jaguars that day. On that evidence, a lot of people hate the cowboys.

If I was Saltbae, I'd be opening an all American beef restaurant in Florida and jumping on the MAGA grift.

There is a sporting family in England. The children are Gary and his twin siblings Tracey and Phil. Their father is Neville Neville.

Take your mama by scissor sisters is Elton John and Rocks by Primal Scream is the Stones.

Hardest I've ever laughed in a cinema. Crying, whilst punching the back of the (thankfully vacant) seat in front of me.

Getting introduced by friends to someone you've just had an argument with.

I'm just happy that a Scottish 2nd xv can beat a kiwi 3rd xv. Our depth is better now.

Got the hardback at Christmas and recently got around to starting it. The overseas gigs/parents gag is sublime.

When I used to get the train in SE London I'd see a lot of the same people. We NEVER spoke to each other, and we were all the better for it. Thinking back, nods may have been exchanged.

When I lived in London I came to quite a few of the recordings. Very much looking forward to the Sunday in Edinburgh.

Just watched it a few times again. When he regathers it, there's a bloke at the bottom of the screen who has his head in his hands then starts applauding. That's the coach of the team who are conceding that try.

Cheapshot coward