Scott Holste
@scottholste.bsky.social
Teach a man to fish - and then kill him.
December 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Teach a man to fish - and then kill him.
Shouldn’t those be feet?
December 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Shouldn’t those be feet?
Save us, James Mason. You’re our only hope.
December 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Save us, James Mason. You’re our only hope.
“Nice little See you got here, Your Holiness. Be a shame if something happened to it.”
December 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
“Nice little See you got here, Your Holiness. Be a shame if something happened to it.”
Captain Rousseau was smart enough to demand a written order.
December 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Captain Rousseau was smart enough to demand a written order.
The best I can figure is that this oafish blatherskite is referring to events such as the Orange Revolution in Ukraine. That probably overestimates both his intelligence and knowledge of history, however.
December 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The best I can figure is that this oafish blatherskite is referring to events such as the Orange Revolution in Ukraine. That probably overestimates both his intelligence and knowledge of history, however.
Do the royalties reach the level of “Santa’s Super Sleigh”?
December 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Do the royalties reach the level of “Santa’s Super Sleigh”?
Our tax dollars at work.
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Our tax dollars at work.
For the love of God close the casket
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
For the love of God close the casket
OLDHAM LAW CLERK, TAKING A DEEP HIT AND THEN EXHALING: “Okay, hear me out on this…”
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
OLDHAM LAW CLERK, TAKING A DEEP HIT AND THEN EXHALING: “Okay, hear me out on this…”
If you believe in a Hell, you just know there’s a special room in the Goebbels wing for Karoline…
November 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
If you believe in a Hell, you just know there’s a special room in the Goebbels wing for Karoline…
Jeffries should’ve deadpanned, “Am I supposed to take a sh*t in this?”
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Jeffries should’ve deadpanned, “Am I supposed to take a sh*t in this?”
I’ve been Lutheran all my life (raised LCMS, now ELCA) and had never heard of this denomination before. They aren’t just fringe - they’re the tassel on the fringe.
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I’ve been Lutheran all my life (raised LCMS, now ELCA) and had never heard of this denomination before. They aren’t just fringe - they’re the tassel on the fringe.
Good reference, but that PM had more dignity than POTUS
November 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Good reference, but that PM had more dignity than POTUS
A minor point in the vast scheme of O’Leary’s douchebaggery, but “buses” are public transportation vehicles - “busses” are kisses.
November 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
A minor point in the vast scheme of O’Leary’s douchebaggery, but “buses” are public transportation vehicles - “busses” are kisses.
“Well, sir, we're hoping that our midterm grades will really help our average.”
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
“Well, sir, we're hoping that our midterm grades will really help our average.”