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Scott Holste
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A 22° halo around the moon in Raleigh tonight
December 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Save us, James Mason. You’re our only hope.
December 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Captain Rousseau was smart enough to demand a written order.
December 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
“Well, sir, we're hoping that our midterm grades will really help our average.”
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Would’ve been more appropriate to hold that meeting in the Nixon bowling alley.
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
“You figure somebody else pulled another creation over in the next county somewhere?”
October 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
So you’re telling me this isn’t the plural form of the word?

#SpellingBee
October 27, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Either Trump doesn’t know the meaning of the word “incredible” or he is speaking the truth for once.
October 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I don’t know, but they have the best gendarmes on the case.
October 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Will be there
October 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Will be there
October 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
This 67 y.o. white guy has completed his art project for tomorrow #NoKings
October 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Never too early to introduce the kids to Scripture
September 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I’ve got mixed feelings about this
August 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
August 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Red Rocker or not? Tonight’s game - #Cardinals
August 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
August 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Sometimes a screen grab sums up the day’s news perfectly
August 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
“Picking it up here, boss.”
July 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
“Stuff”
June 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Relearning one of the first rules of gardening: Know your enemy.
June 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
At least Stalin always looked like he was having fun.
June 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Why am I not surprised to see JD Vance in the front row at Gilead’s wedding of the century? #HandmaidsTale
May 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
“Well, I’ll be. That sh*tbird really did it.”
May 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
“Well, I’ll be. That sh*tbird really did it.”
May 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM