Scott Heim
@scottheim.bsky.social
writer & creator of incredible negronis
About to start this for the 3rd time. I love this book... total masterpiece.
October 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
About to start this for the 3rd time. I love this book... total masterpiece.
today in the cluelessness of AI
October 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
today in the cluelessness of AI
proof of AI's absolute stupidity
September 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
proof of AI's absolute stupidity
Currently searching for new pillows / mattress covers, and I'm thoroughly terrified by this photo showing a floating phantom / spectral coffee cup accident
September 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Currently searching for new pillows / mattress covers, and I'm thoroughly terrified by this photo showing a floating phantom / spectral coffee cup accident
Sometimes these sickening bot-trolls get slightly poetic ("Hello, I brushed your post" = not a bad opening for a poem and/or a good pickup line)
August 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Sometimes these sickening bot-trolls get slightly poetic ("Hello, I brushed your post" = not a bad opening for a poem and/or a good pickup line)
LOL. It wasn't THAT indie, Google AI.
August 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
LOL. It wasn't THAT indie, Google AI.
(L) my day personality (R) my night personality
August 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
(L) my day personality (R) my night personality
Grace Jones & Ozzy Osbourne, International Rock Awards, London, June 1989.
July 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Grace Jones & Ozzy Osbourne, International Rock Awards, London, June 1989.
still waiting on one of you to by this "sassiest vase on earth" for me
July 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
still waiting on one of you to by this "sassiest vase on earth" for me
When my sister & I were kids, nothing terrified us more profoundly as this 2-page story from Maria Leach's book THE THING AT THE FOOT OF THE BED & OTHER SCARY TALES. I still remember details from nightmares I had about this story & its drawings, and I still can't trust a man with giant teeth.
July 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
When my sister & I were kids, nothing terrified us more profoundly as this 2-page story from Maria Leach's book THE THING AT THE FOOT OF THE BED & OTHER SCARY TALES. I still remember details from nightmares I had about this story & its drawings, and I still can't trust a man with giant teeth.