Scott Fenstermaker
@scottfenstermaker.bsky.social
VP in risk industry, mentor for startup founders, amateur mixologist, Krav trainee. My followers are all of exceptional wit, style and charm.
Shot/chaser
October 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Shot/chaser
Anyone else see it?
July 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Anyone else see it?
Dude. You know he’s just doing all the shit he promised to do when y’all voted for him, right?
April 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Dude. You know he’s just doing all the shit he promised to do when y’all voted for him, right?
Yep. Just going to leave this here:
April 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Yep. Just going to leave this here:
Shot/Chaser
90% of those we've incarcerated in El Salvador have no criminal record.
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The president of El Salvador says that he will not be handing back a man the administration admits was incorrectly imprisoned (and, we can infer, anyone else).
90% of those we've incarcerated in El Salvador have no criminal record.
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The president of El Salvador says that he will not be handing back a man the administration admits was incorrectly imprisoned (and, we can infer, anyone else).
April 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Shot/Chaser
90% of those we've incarcerated in El Salvador have no criminal record.
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The president of El Salvador says that he will not be handing back a man the administration admits was incorrectly imprisoned (and, we can infer, anyone else).
90% of those we've incarcerated in El Salvador have no criminal record.
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The president of El Salvador says that he will not be handing back a man the administration admits was incorrectly imprisoned (and, we can infer, anyone else).
In my feed, Sen Booker’s achievement came right above Sen Jim Banks calling some fired HHS staffers clowns.
I’ve never seen a more direct and literal comparison of liberalism vs conservatism.
I’ve never seen a more direct and literal comparison of liberalism vs conservatism.
April 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
In my feed, Sen Booker’s achievement came right above Sen Jim Banks calling some fired HHS staffers clowns.
I’ve never seen a more direct and literal comparison of liberalism vs conservatism.
I’ve never seen a more direct and literal comparison of liberalism vs conservatism.
“The Search for More Money” will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
March 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
“The Search for More Money” will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
Show me two people with insane beef 🥩
February 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Show me two people with insane beef 🥩
My co-Libs: I love you to death, but the eat/shoot the rich thing isn't playing beyond Bluesky progressives.
Largely, voters outside the Dem zone aren't reacting to class warfare, corruption, democracy, or the price of eggs. But they're starting to care about chaos and wrecking shit.
Go there.
Largely, voters outside the Dem zone aren't reacting to class warfare, corruption, democracy, or the price of eggs. But they're starting to care about chaos and wrecking shit.
Go there.
February 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
My co-Libs: I love you to death, but the eat/shoot the rich thing isn't playing beyond Bluesky progressives.
Largely, voters outside the Dem zone aren't reacting to class warfare, corruption, democracy, or the price of eggs. But they're starting to care about chaos and wrecking shit.
Go there.
Largely, voters outside the Dem zone aren't reacting to class warfare, corruption, democracy, or the price of eggs. But they're starting to care about chaos and wrecking shit.
Go there.
This has got to be the most amount of projection I've ever seen in a single social media post.
February 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This has got to be the most amount of projection I've ever seen in a single social media post.
Sydney Morning Herald vs New York Times
February 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Sydney Morning Herald vs New York Times
There's something very "Despicable Me" about this...
February 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
There's something very "Despicable Me" about this...
Oh, I bet you say that to all the boyz…
February 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Oh, I bet you say that to all the boyz…
Also, Chris and Arlo are the unsung Statler and Waldorf of Ted Lasso.
January 28, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Also, Chris and Arlo are the unsung Statler and Waldorf of Ted Lasso.
Zava was the best role in the Ted Lasso series and there is no second place.
“I am an empty vessel, filled with gold. I am your rock. Mold me.”
“I am an empty vessel, filled with gold. I am your rock. Mold me.”
January 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Zava was the best role in the Ted Lasso series and there is no second place.
“I am an empty vessel, filled with gold. I am your rock. Mold me.”
“I am an empty vessel, filled with gold. I am your rock. Mold me.”
Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Merry Christmas!
We all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you.
December 25, 2024 at 1:32 AM
We all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you.
BTW, I’m framing this:
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December 14, 2024 at 6:21 PM
BTW, I’m framing this:
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Trib nails it.
December 1, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Trib nails it.
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.
November 20, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you.