Uhm, indeed it is. Wtf?!

Amazing how opinions can change when enough people tell you you’re wrong!

I know it’s a cliche, but…

Do you believe that the headline would be about a “nerdy scientist” if he had not been white?

If there was credible evidence that “Christians turned his stomach” or that he fantasized about driving into a Church and turning them into mincemeat?

6/9

This is just *french chef’s kiss*

Is that in Chelmsford?

I think ‘disaster’ is harsh, as much as they’re making things hard for themselves. It’s a talented squad, they’ll be fine (if they hold their catches) x

We used it! ‘The apparatus’ makes it sound gloriously sinister, though!

Haha brilliant

No criticism of those players mentioned btw who played themselves into the ground/were put in impossible situs (special nod to Woakes); both teams can be proud of what they produced in one of the most memorable series I’ve seen x

But also dropping 6 catches of course 😬

BONKERS to pick a 6 who has played 0 competitive red ball cricket all year. J Overton prob not a test bowler 😔, Tongue too shotgun (obv talent), so playing Archer & Carse in last test, given oval pitch, also q’able (with hindsight, but seemed odd at time). Smith’s loss of form also v imp.

Thoughts and prayers.

That north easterly/central trousers bit is utterly wild.

Dear god what is that?!!