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Jockanory
@scotstralian.bsky.social
Scot living in Australia for a long time, dislikes all forms of intolerance and right wing extremism, also dislike mushrooms and Brussel sprouts, get vaccinated peeps, Dachshund dad for my sins
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Bob Katter should be censured... or charged. It's unacceptable to threaten a journalist with violence because you don't like a question. Haven't we all had enough of old men who think their egos take precendence over facts and common decency? Let's please stop humouring them. #auspol
August 28, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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Dear #LNP, when your idiot (#TimWilson) turns into a Babet, it's time to get a new idiot! #auspol
August 13, 2025 at 8:37 AM
America is a deeply unserious country now, led by a stupid/crafty grifter and endorsed by a majority population too stupid to care how it affects them, the rest of the world needs to just boycott and ignore them now
June 8, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Norwegian journalist Yama Wolasmal nailing Israeli politician Sharren Haskel up on a wall, ripping her down, and then nailing her straight back up again.

All Zionists have is lies. #StopIsrael #FuckZionism #EndTheGenocide #EndTheApartheid #EndTheOccupation #FreePalestine
May 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Jesus Christ we may end up with cosplaying Dim Tim as leader of the opposition
May 4, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Fuck I genuinely thought a reduced majority with a reliance on greens and Idependants would happen., guess we’re all just as fucked for next 3 years
May 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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I am 100% supportive of women and have stood up for women's rights all my life. But I won't stand up for bigots and trans people pose no threat to me.

FYI - all of the arguments that can be used to take rights away from trans people can also be used to take rights away from women. Do you want that?
April 22, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Ok, took me about 5 attempts over as many months to get through episode 1 of severance, now I’ve binged 2 seasons in about 3 days, so not what I expected
April 9, 2025 at 11:57 AM
After all I’ve read the last few months, Australia needs to get America out of pine gap and the NT, they’re a danger to our country
March 31, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Such a hard agree from me also, better places to spend my money
March 3, 2025 at 8:57 AM
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This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.

Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
February 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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When Israel builds its newest seaside resort over the corpse of Gaza, it will attempt to erase the erased from history, like it has done, over and over, since 1948. The western world will move on. Seinfeld and Radiohead and Nick Cave will do shows by the sea. We will all pretend. It will all be lies
January 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
My new years super power is matching crackers to cheese slices cut
January 2, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Fuck I love new years, whisky and cheese
January 1, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Ren reimagining 2000s hits, the his kid is a genius

youtu.be/H4GzsABwWO4?...
Ren - Bitter Sweet Symphony (Live)
YouTube video by Ren
youtu.be
December 9, 2024 at 12:03 PM
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Be kind. Because many people you meet are fighting great battles. Many of which you have no idea about ♥️♥️♥️
November 26, 2024 at 8:57 AM
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Why do we read news reports of Israeli "settler violence" in the #WestBank? They're not settlers; they're invaders! These Israeli "settlements" in Palestinian territory are illegal under international law. Surely the correct term is "Israeli invader violence". 🤔 #FreePalestine #RecognisePalestine
November 24, 2024 at 1:16 PM
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Lorraine Kelly, "Can you name any hard working land owners?"

Ian Hislop, "Dyson"

Matt Chorley, "Clarkson"

Lorraine Kelly, "Nigel Farage has land worth £3m"

Ian Hislop, "What does he grow on his farm? Fags?"

Paul Merton, "I can imagine what he puts in his crops, there's plenty of that"
November 24, 2024 at 12:06 PM
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Americans doing the MAGA tears/Lib tears thing here, please, please stop.

Nine years of it, and look where it’s landed the world.

The US needs some well considered long term policy, explained and sold to the public, so people can vote in an informed and sensible manner, not more of the same.
November 21, 2024 at 10:17 AM
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Just in case anyone at the Walkley's last night feels like growing a spine and doing some journalism-ing about this 🤷‍♀️🤷🤷‍♂️
November 20, 2024 at 11:38 AM
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Classic BBC?

No my friend, classic Clarkson.
And THAT is exactly how people with a huge sense of entitlement regularly behave when they get caught out.

#JeremyClarkson
November 20, 2024 at 9:16 AM
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Do not engage. Block and report.✔️
November 19, 2024 at 4:21 AM
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Within a week, there is going to be an opinion piece:
"I tried to break into the BlueSky echo chamber, but the so-called tolerant left would not talk to me."

Please register your predictions of author and venue.
November 18, 2024 at 11:56 PM
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They have caught a dodgy airport worker though and a prison guard smuggling drugs up his bum

It cost us about $57.5 million in the NACC's first year to achieve that - and I wish I was joking
November 18, 2024 at 7:07 AM