scotian
scotian.bsky.social
scotian
@scotian.bsky.social
Coastal bourgeois 🇨🇦

he/him
Auto-pay is convenient, sure, but have you considered what would happen if the company billing you decided it wants to take the money from your account 15 days earlier? and that the amount they're taking might be a wild overestimate of what you actually owe?
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
oh my god there's even an actual big strong man with tears in his eyes story tucked in here too
November 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
the comments on the r/nfl post about Trump showing up for the Commanders game, uh..
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
November 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
[taps sign again]
November 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
no! no!!
October 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I guess the optimistic view is that every person who votes is such an incurious dumbass that they can be persuaded to believe literally anything, and that can theoretically be harnessed by the forces of good
October 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
who can forget that classic Billy Joel song Uptoown Girl
October 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I fully believe Whitmer is cooked for 2028

[tapping my homemade sign]
October 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
October 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
October 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
tale as old as time
October 20, 2025 at 2:14 PM
the real victims of the richest man in the world becoming a virulent antisemite and transphobe who uses his wealth and megaphone to attack vulnerable people? that's right— Cybertruck owners!
October 16, 2025 at 12:49 PM
[record scratch, freeze frame]

yep, that's me. you're probably wondering how I got here, all frowny sitting behind the presidential seal
October 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
hooting and hollering at the pitch to investors
October 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
are you *sure* about that?
October 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
is this driven by corruption? by stupidity? by having the ethics and sentience of a soggy napkin?

let's find out on this episode of: the Ro Khanna cycle!
October 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
like this is just bonkers
October 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
living in a future where the @pixelatedboat.bsky.social gorilla channel joke is real but it's AI-generated conspiracy theories instead of ape fights
October 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
[taps sign]
October 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
many such cases, etc.
September 26, 2025 at 2:09 AM
watching libs of tiktok and all the rest of them turning into this meme has been a tiny silver lining of 2025 ngl
September 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
the two Bluesky genders (derogatory)
September 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
September 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
many are saying you are the most alive looking president in our nations history sir!
September 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM