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Scollay
@scollay.bsky.social
You either know me from IRL (pints or wrestling), or the internet (shitposts, FGC, gacha bullshit, Twitch).

Thanks for being my pals.

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Here's his VA getting his shit slapped by a monkey.
March 23, 2025 at 11:34 AM
1. Happy birthday, have a lovely time
2. where the hell did that Dong head come from i'd like it a lot

thanks
February 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I want to join Hololive so strangers on the internet will simply decide who I am gay with and that will be that.
January 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
GFL2 needs to wake up and give the fans what they WANT
January 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Had my fart for 2024, see you all in a year.
January 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Just a week until NORAD starts up their hotline and Snake receives his visit from Santa, OH BOY
December 18, 2024 at 5:09 PM
I'd like Tony Hawk to start doing weird shit and just showing up on stuff because being jumpscared by him in a Whose Line compilation made me really happy

hideo kojima should scan him
December 14, 2024 at 8:19 PM
The NY Times is a rag and their puzzle guy needs flogged.

OBJECTS WITH TEETH but MOUTH is a WRONG ANSWER.

I AM GOING TO EAT HIS BONES AND SHIT OUT HIS GHOST
December 12, 2024 at 5:58 PM
I need to tell you about Paul Lim today, a Singaporean darts player and hero to me. On the left is an image from when he hit THE first perfect 9-dart leg in a world championship. In an hour's time, he'll play his first ever world finals, at the age of 70, 34 years removed. Actually astonishing.
December 8, 2024 at 4:09 PM
I feel a bit bad for dunking so hard on Nikke for the first year or so after it came out, because making a character into a big-hat mage but having her keep her enormous rocket launcher is fucking hysterical 11/10 fair play lads
December 5, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Pick a movie, keep one actor, rest are Muppets:

Con Air, keep Cage.
December 5, 2024 at 4:42 PM
I do not know who made this originally but it just made quite a lot of my life make a lot of sense.
December 3, 2024 at 9:15 AM
Loud chomping gasping panting eaters need to be killed in the town square
November 28, 2024 at 12:56 PM
A lot of ladies have been wearing the Double D Trademark shoes with MASSIVE soles lately

I see you, you wee cheaters. Hit the gym and gain some height honestly
November 27, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Weird spoon solidarity.
November 24, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Well, yes, intimate emotional connections and the heart-stopping beauty of nature's wonder are cool but have you ever taken a dump so refreshing you had epiphanies
November 24, 2024 at 2:39 PM
LEGROOM KINGDOM

LEGROOM KINGDOM OH MY GOD
November 22, 2024 at 12:09 PM
What's Scotland like?

Well, these photos were taken 2.5 hours apart.
November 21, 2024 at 11:26 AM
Look at this cute fuckin bench I saw
November 20, 2024 at 4:33 PM
I just really like Time Wizard
November 15, 2024 at 6:00 PM
WORDLE, YOU ARSEHOLE
November 15, 2024 at 1:40 AM
We'll take the Blue Eyes White Dragon, hop in!

But Seto, I

I said 'hop in'
November 13, 2024 at 12:55 PM
WE REALLY GOT EPIC SEVEN PC CLIENT BEFORE GTA6
November 13, 2024 at 10:40 AM
The unsung goat
November 12, 2024 at 9:26 PM
I fight people for money.
November 10, 2024 at 6:02 PM