Scollay
@scollay.bsky.social
You either know me from IRL (pints or wrestling), or the internet (shitposts, FGC, gacha bullshit, Twitch).
Thanks for being my pals.
twitch.tv/scollay
Thanks for being my pals.
twitch.tv/scollay
I want to join Hololive so strangers on the internet will simply decide who I am gay with and that will be that.
January 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I want to join Hololive so strangers on the internet will simply decide who I am gay with and that will be that.
GFL2 needs to wake up and give the fans what they WANT
January 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
GFL2 needs to wake up and give the fans what they WANT
Had my fart for 2024, see you all in a year.
January 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Had my fart for 2024, see you all in a year.
All I'm saying is that if you only follow a sport to support those at the very top, then you have no beauty in your soul. You lack the understanding of the songs and stories told in the game.
December 27, 2024 at 4:30 PM
All I'm saying is that if you only follow a sport to support those at the very top, then you have no beauty in your soul. You lack the understanding of the songs and stories told in the game.
Just a week until NORAD starts up their hotline and Snake receives his visit from Santa, OH BOY
December 18, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Just a week until NORAD starts up their hotline and Snake receives his visit from Santa, OH BOY
I'd like Tony Hawk to start doing weird shit and just showing up on stuff because being jumpscared by him in a Whose Line compilation made me really happy
hideo kojima should scan him
hideo kojima should scan him
December 14, 2024 at 8:19 PM
I'd like Tony Hawk to start doing weird shit and just showing up on stuff because being jumpscared by him in a Whose Line compilation made me really happy
hideo kojima should scan him
hideo kojima should scan him
The NY Times is a rag and their puzzle guy needs flogged.
OBJECTS WITH TEETH but MOUTH is a WRONG ANSWER.
I AM GOING TO EAT HIS BONES AND SHIT OUT HIS GHOST
OBJECTS WITH TEETH but MOUTH is a WRONG ANSWER.
I AM GOING TO EAT HIS BONES AND SHIT OUT HIS GHOST
December 12, 2024 at 5:58 PM
The NY Times is a rag and their puzzle guy needs flogged.
OBJECTS WITH TEETH but MOUTH is a WRONG ANSWER.
I AM GOING TO EAT HIS BONES AND SHIT OUT HIS GHOST
OBJECTS WITH TEETH but MOUTH is a WRONG ANSWER.
I AM GOING TO EAT HIS BONES AND SHIT OUT HIS GHOST
I need to tell you about Paul Lim today, a Singaporean darts player and hero to me. On the left is an image from when he hit THE first perfect 9-dart leg in a world championship. In an hour's time, he'll play his first ever world finals, at the age of 70, 34 years removed. Actually astonishing.
December 8, 2024 at 4:09 PM
I need to tell you about Paul Lim today, a Singaporean darts player and hero to me. On the left is an image from when he hit THE first perfect 9-dart leg in a world championship. In an hour's time, he'll play his first ever world finals, at the age of 70, 34 years removed. Actually astonishing.
'Overwatch but Marvel' is a sentence that could only be worsened by somehow adding Funko to it.
December 7, 2024 at 12:06 AM
'Overwatch but Marvel' is a sentence that could only be worsened by somehow adding Funko to it.
I feel a bit bad for dunking so hard on Nikke for the first year or so after it came out, because making a character into a big-hat mage but having her keep her enormous rocket launcher is fucking hysterical 11/10 fair play lads
December 5, 2024 at 10:37 PM
I feel a bit bad for dunking so hard on Nikke for the first year or so after it came out, because making a character into a big-hat mage but having her keep her enormous rocket launcher is fucking hysterical 11/10 fair play lads
Pick a movie, keep one actor, rest are Muppets:
Con Air, keep Cage.
Con Air, keep Cage.
December 5, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Pick a movie, keep one actor, rest are Muppets:
Con Air, keep Cage.
Con Air, keep Cage.
I do not know who made this originally but it just made quite a lot of my life make a lot of sense.
December 3, 2024 at 9:15 AM
I do not know who made this originally but it just made quite a lot of my life make a lot of sense.
Loud chomping gasping panting eaters need to be killed in the town square
November 28, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Loud chomping gasping panting eaters need to be killed in the town square
A lot of ladies have been wearing the Double D Trademark shoes with MASSIVE soles lately
I see you, you wee cheaters. Hit the gym and gain some height honestly
I see you, you wee cheaters. Hit the gym and gain some height honestly
November 27, 2024 at 5:11 PM
A lot of ladies have been wearing the Double D Trademark shoes with MASSIVE soles lately
I see you, you wee cheaters. Hit the gym and gain some height honestly
I see you, you wee cheaters. Hit the gym and gain some height honestly
Well, yes, intimate emotional connections and the heart-stopping beauty of nature's wonder are cool but have you ever taken a dump so refreshing you had epiphanies
November 24, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Well, yes, intimate emotional connections and the heart-stopping beauty of nature's wonder are cool but have you ever taken a dump so refreshing you had epiphanies
LEGROOM KINGDOM
LEGROOM KINGDOM OH MY GOD
LEGROOM KINGDOM OH MY GOD
November 22, 2024 at 12:09 PM
LEGROOM KINGDOM
LEGROOM KINGDOM OH MY GOD
LEGROOM KINGDOM OH MY GOD
What's Scotland like?
Well, these photos were taken 2.5 hours apart.
Well, these photos were taken 2.5 hours apart.
November 21, 2024 at 11:26 AM
What's Scotland like?
Well, these photos were taken 2.5 hours apart.
Well, these photos were taken 2.5 hours apart.
Look at this cute fuckin bench I saw
November 20, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Look at this cute fuckin bench I saw
I just really like Time Wizard
November 15, 2024 at 6:00 PM
I just really like Time Wizard
Playing the Seto Kaiba hacking music full blast in the living room as I brush my teeth in the bathroom
Today's the day
Make eye contact with myself in the mirror as I fart loudly, got to get every trace of dweeb out of my body
Today's the day
Today's the day
Make eye contact with myself in the mirror as I fart loudly, got to get every trace of dweeb out of my body
Today's the day
November 13, 2024 at 11:46 AM
Playing the Seto Kaiba hacking music full blast in the living room as I brush my teeth in the bathroom
Today's the day
Make eye contact with myself in the mirror as I fart loudly, got to get every trace of dweeb out of my body
Today's the day
Today's the day
Make eye contact with myself in the mirror as I fart loudly, got to get every trace of dweeb out of my body
Today's the day
Today I will phone John Sega and ask him to make a Chao Garden game because I think we'd all generally like that
November 13, 2024 at 11:32 AM
Today I will phone John Sega and ask him to make a Chao Garden game because I think we'd all generally like that
WE REALLY GOT EPIC SEVEN PC CLIENT BEFORE GTA6
November 13, 2024 at 10:40 AM
WE REALLY GOT EPIC SEVEN PC CLIENT BEFORE GTA6
I fight people for money.
November 10, 2024 at 6:02 PM
I fight people for money.