The FIFA Peace Prize could only be more ironic if they handed him a gold plated version of Battleship
"This is truly one of the great honors of my life ... we've saved millions and millions of lives" -- Trump
December 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
The FIFA Peace Prize could only be more ironic if they handed him a gold plated version of Battleship
Emotional doesn’t begin to describe how I’m feeling right now
#SCODEN 🍾🏴🏴🏴🏴
#SCODEN 🍾🏴🏴🏴🏴
a blue and white flag with an x on it
ALT: a blue and white flag with an x on it
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Emotional doesn’t begin to describe how I’m feeling right now
#SCODEN 🍾🏴🏴🏴🏴
#SCODEN 🍾🏴🏴🏴🏴
Once I figure out what font I’d like, I’m pretty sure I’ve just found my new back tattoo
glad to be born at a time when i got to see what life was like before the internet and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity
October 8, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Once I figure out what font I’d like, I’m pretty sure I’ve just found my new back tattoo
Russell Martin being told not to set foot in Ibrox again then he has to go home to Lucy Pinder
Carlsberg don’t do Sundays, but if they did…
Carlsberg don’t do Sundays, but if they did…
October 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Russell Martin being told not to set foot in Ibrox again then he has to go home to Lucy Pinder
Carlsberg don’t do Sundays, but if they did…
Carlsberg don’t do Sundays, but if they did…
South Park could be interesting this week
September 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
South Park could be interesting this week
The only next logical step for Trump, now that the birthday message to Epstein has been released, is for ICE to deport all of America
This story ain’t going away
🙂
This story ain’t going away
🙂
September 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The only next logical step for Trump, now that the birthday message to Epstein has been released, is for ICE to deport all of America
This story ain’t going away
🙂
This story ain’t going away
🙂
I’m not being funny, but that image makes it look as though this jogger has hung himself 🤷🏻♂️
‘Pop it in front of the TV and run on the spot’: 11 simple fitness hacks that work (some are even free)
‘Pop it in front of the TV and run on the spot’: 11 simple fitness hacks that work (some are even free)
From parkrun to a hi-vis belt, our readers share the tips and affordable kit that helped make them fitter
www.theguardian.com
August 28, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I’m not being funny, but that image makes it look as though this jogger has hung himself 🤷🏻♂️
Based purely on the number of times I’ve played it this week alone I’m calling my song of 2025 just now
YUNGBLUD ~ Hello Heaven, Hello
It’s incredible 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
youtu.be/xrZX47RbeJs?...
YUNGBLUD ~ Hello Heaven, Hello
It’s incredible 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
youtu.be/xrZX47RbeJs?...
YUNGBLUD - Hello Heaven, Hello (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by YUNGBLUDVEVO
youtu.be
August 14, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Based purely on the number of times I’ve played it this week alone I’m calling my song of 2025 just now
YUNGBLUD ~ Hello Heaven, Hello
It’s incredible 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
youtu.be/xrZX47RbeJs?...
YUNGBLUD ~ Hello Heaven, Hello
It’s incredible 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
youtu.be/xrZX47RbeJs?...
This AGE VERIFICATION thing is weird
All it did was ask me, “what puts the freshness back?”
I answered, “Shake ‘n’ Vac”
Apparently I’m old enough to use this site now 🤷🏻♂️
All it did was ask me, “what puts the freshness back?”
I answered, “Shake ‘n’ Vac”
Apparently I’m old enough to use this site now 🤷🏻♂️
July 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
This AGE VERIFICATION thing is weird
All it did was ask me, “what puts the freshness back?”
I answered, “Shake ‘n’ Vac”
Apparently I’m old enough to use this site now 🤷🏻♂️
All it did was ask me, “what puts the freshness back?”
I answered, “Shake ‘n’ Vac”
Apparently I’m old enough to use this site now 🤷🏻♂️
BREAKING| BREAKING NEWS nowadays is a load of old bollocks
I remember when BREAKING NEWS was something important
I remember when BREAKING NEWS was something important
BREAKING | ChatGPT down: OpenAI reports major outage as users see error message
ChatGPT down: OpenAI reports major outage as users see error message
OpenAI reports the chatbot is seeing a widespread outage
www.independent.co.uk
June 10, 2025 at 11:23 AM
BREAKING| BREAKING NEWS nowadays is a load of old bollocks
I remember when BREAKING NEWS was something important
I remember when BREAKING NEWS was something important
Why are rich people so unhappy all the time?
June 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Why are rich people so unhappy all the time?
May 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
May the 1st be with you
May 1, 2025 at 11:21 AM
May the 1st be with you
DAM YOU, BLUESKY!
🦅
🦅
we will never let you edit posts. you must wear each typo as an albatross. you will bear the weight of your hubris
April 27, 2025 at 10:09 AM
DAM YOU, BLUESKY!
🦅
🦅
I suppose the main Q I have regarding the death of Pope Francis is….
Do we get a day off work for this?
Do we get a day off work for this?
a cartoon of homer simpson holding a green hat and saying " please please please "
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson holding a green hat and saying " please please please "
media.tenor.com
April 22, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I suppose the main Q I have regarding the death of Pope Francis is….
Do we get a day off work for this?
Do we get a day off work for this?
I think this might be the greatest interview I’ve ever watched in my life
SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
April 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I think this might be the greatest interview I’ve ever watched in my life
Voting for Donald Trump is the equivalent of throwing the pin while still holding onto the grenade 💥
April 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Voting for Donald Trump is the equivalent of throwing the pin while still holding onto the grenade 💥
RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
I’ve read all 29 Jack Reacher books and I can’t think of one time Reacher has had to stop what he’s doing to go have a shit
I’ve read all 29 Jack Reacher books and I can’t think of one time Reacher has had to stop what he’s doing to go have a shit
March 26, 2025 at 8:58 AM
RANDOM THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
I’ve read all 29 Jack Reacher books and I can’t think of one time Reacher has had to stop what he’s doing to go have a shit
I’ve read all 29 Jack Reacher books and I can’t think of one time Reacher has had to stop what he’s doing to go have a shit
How much do I love this on a scale of 1-10?
1 FUCKING GAZILLION!
1 FUCKING GAZILLION!
March 1, 2025 at 11:50 AM
How much do I love this on a scale of 1-10?
1 FUCKING GAZILLION!
1 FUCKING GAZILLION!
Marco Rubio doing a pretty good impression of Mike Pence during Trumps meeting with Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer in 2018
February 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Marco Rubio doing a pretty good impression of Mike Pence during Trumps meeting with Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer in 2018
Tonight my daughter told me that the Holocaust took place in Ipswich
High school is going well so far
High school is going well so far
a man with a surprised look on his face is wearing a blue uniform
ALT: a man with a surprised look on his face is wearing a blue uniform
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February 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Tonight my daughter told me that the Holocaust took place in Ipswich
High school is going well so far
High school is going well so far
I’m old enough to remember when ‘BREAKING NEWS’ was something noteworthy
BREAKING | ChatGPT down: AI chat app not working as website goes offline
ChatGPT is refusing to work
ChatGPT is offline, leaving users unable to talk to the AI chat app.
www.independent.co.uk
January 23, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I’m old enough to remember when ‘BREAKING NEWS’ was something noteworthy