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Scientology (Parody by Project Chanology)
@scientology.bsky.social
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(Un)official account of Scientology cult (enturbulated by ChanologyFr.bsky.social)

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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Tourist of the day !
January 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
scientology.bsky.social
Do not hesitate to express your disapproval and recall the #scientology #cult history with justice this Saturday, while respecting the laws, of course.
April 4, 2024 at 4:21 PM
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This is the bridge to the total freedom.
But to walk on it, you will need a lot of $$$
December 25, 2023 at 9:46 PM
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Our Suppressive Person's friend, Mr Troll.
November 1, 2023 at 8:03 PM
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All you need is love.
But not out of 2d love !
Travolta with is copilot, and lover.
September 6, 2023 at 3:58 AM
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Soon, Uranus !
Tom Cruise with a finger pointed on the air.
September 5, 2023 at 7:17 AM
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Tom Cruise got OT power.
Even Katie was unable to accept that.
Tom cruise crazy montage, madness style.
September 3, 2023 at 10:31 AM
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"A truly Suppressive Person or group has no rights of any kind and actions taken against them are not punishable."
L. Ron Hubbard, founder of scientology cult.
Lrh scientology cult founder picture with the text quoted
September 2, 2023 at 5:49 PM
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How dare you !!!?
September 1, 2023 at 7:07 PM
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We fight Xenu, for LRH's sake.
Glory (hole) to Ron Hubbard !
September 1, 2023 at 7:04 AM
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Ok, these guys are SP.
Suppressive Persons.
We will send Tom Cruise and John Travolta's lawyers against them.
Brace yourself !
August 31, 2023 at 4:17 AM
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How dare you @vicieux.bsky.social !
We are the most ethic cult... errrr... religion !
August 30, 2023 at 4:47 PM
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We are the only real cult... Ehmm... Religion.
Beware, or we'll send our OSA puppeteer !
Brace yourself !
Scientologist protesting in front of Paris Court of Justice.
August 29, 2023 at 5:14 PM
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We are victims of terrible protesters.
Damn Anonymous cheese eater monkeys !
Ron, save us !
Scientologists protesting against their trial for organized fraud and illegal practice of pharmacy, in front of Paris court of justice. They were convicted. Anonymous protesters in front of Scientology Celebrity Center, 69 Rue Legendre 75017, Paris.
August 29, 2023 at 11:42 AM
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They are a fucking hate machine.
Anonymous.
LRH will protect us from suppressive.
August 28, 2023 at 5:50 PM
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What are your crimes Elon ?
August 28, 2023 at 4:07 PM
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The anticult GEMPPI will do a meeting november 25th. So many suppressive persons !
Anonymous protesters in Saint Hill, Uk.
August 27, 2023 at 11:59 AM
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We are victims of anonymous bad creatures.
Xenu allways prevails !
Scientologists cult members protesting against the Paris court of justice.
August 26, 2023 at 8:10 AM
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We are the only ones able to perform tomatoes audition.
Did your needle floats ?
Lafayette Ronald Hubbard, founder of scientology cult, trying to audit a tomato with an e meter.
August 23, 2023 at 4:57 PM
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Look how handsome my Sea Org men's are !
Sea Org is the only Scientology paramilitary organization.
The signs a billion years contract !
David "midget squirrel" Miscavige, with four officiers of scientology cult's paramilitary organization. All in uniform, with strategic documentation.
August 23, 2023 at 2:11 PM
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When you see a scientologist :
August 22, 2023 at 9:04 PM
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How to test your new videoprojector ?
Like this.
Hubbard revenge will be terrible !
Scientology Los Angeles HQ with "sucks" word projected on it.
August 22, 2023 at 3:12 PM
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Have you seen me ?
Shelly Miscavige, wife of David Miscavige, leader of scientology cult.
Shelly Miscavige.
August 22, 2023 at 12:12 PM
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Are you ready to sign your billion year contract ?
The scientology cult billion year contract form Éric Eoux, ex head of Paris scientology cult's celebrity center. Behund him, a Dianetics baloon.
August 22, 2023 at 8:17 AM
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You can cross the Bridge To Total Freedom, unless you are poor.
Only 1.000.000$, that's nothing.
PS : don't forget to sign your billion year contract on the Sea Arrrrgh !
The Bridge to Total Freedom, also known as the Classification, Gradation and Awareness Chart, is Scientology's cult primary action plan and road map to guide a person through the sequential steps to attain Scientology's concept of spiritual freedom. PS : it's a total bullshit, don't waste your money on it.
August 22, 2023 at 6:17 AM