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Scientology (Parody by Project Chanology)
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(Un)official account of Scientology cult (enturbulated by ChanologyFr.bsky.social)

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Gniiiaaaahhrg !
You are a vicious Suppressive Person !
Heil Xenu !
Long life to body thetans !
"Le plus grand apport de la Scientologie, c'est qu'elle a permis de me révéler."
Tom Cruise.
@scientology.bsky.social
May 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Gnniaaahhh !
Don't leak our tech, we will loose money !
We need the adepts money for David Misca... Err to save the world !
April 29, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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April 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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La #secte #Scientologie diffuse sa propagande sectaire à proximité du #StadeDeFrance pour le concert de #Jul #scientology #cult #MIVILUDES
April 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
We do business :
We take your cash, you work for us as slaves, with a billion years contract.
Heil Xenu !
#scientology #cult #Xenu #scientologie #cult #secte
La #secte #Scientologie diffuse sa propagande sectaire à proximité du #StadeDeFrance pour le concert de #Jul #scientology #cult #MIVILUDES
April 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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April 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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La #secte #Scientologie diffuse sa propagande sectaire à proximité du #StadeDeFrance pour le concert de #Jul #scientology #cult #miviludes
April 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
🤣He thinks that we are a religious organization. Buddy, we don't care about people, we just want their 💰 and them to become our slaves.
Just for France, Scientology was convicted for organized fraud and illegal practice of pharmacy.
L.Ron Hubbard was also convicted of scam. He took 4 years of jail.
Agraït jo per conèixer de primera mà l’activitat interna i social —i projectes de futur— de @scientology.bsky.social a Barcelona, que contribueix a la diversitat religiosa de Catalunya. Per molts anys!
April 17, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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C'est un peu différent quoique je trouve quand même que @scientology.bsky.social voit ses méthodes copiées par les anthroposophes. Mais c'est surtout le propre d'agissements sectaires.
Sinon l'action de Bouddha en biodynamie pour qui Mars est une planète habitée (comme la lune et le soleil)
March 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Gniaahrgg !
Friggin Suppressive persons !
You will burn into volcanos !
Nouveau leak sur la #secte #Scientologie publié :
#Scientology Leaks 692 : Succès d’un sponsor IAS Seattle 2018 : benjaltf4.me/scientology-...
benjaltf4.me
March 1, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Regardez-moi ça ❤️
À très vite pour de nouvelles aventures !
February 27, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Nooooo !
They will leak even more data about our dear organisation !
Say no !
Xenu, you are a devil !
Regardez-moi ça ❤️
À très vite pour de nouvelles aventures !
February 27, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Oh no, damn it.
Bad bad suppressive persons !
On m'indique que de nouveaux leaks et de nouveaux articles concernant nos "amis" les gourous vont sortir très bientôt.
Stay tunned mes petits 🐰!
February 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Un autre petit documentaire sur les gourous ?
L'Ordre du Temple Solaire, lecture ici :
benjaltf4.me/secte-du-tem...
Secte du temple solaire Vercors l’onde de choc | benjaltf4Secte du temple solaire Vercors l’onde de choc – benjaltf4
benjaltf4.me
February 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Tangled web of ‘Zizian cult’ duo who planned to marry and were both netted for separate murders in same week
The Cult News Network
A Washington couple, who planned to marry, have been booked in separate murder cases in the same week – both seemingly linked to a violent California ‘vegan trans cult’. The duo, who filed for a marriage license in King County, Washington in November, have been accused of murdering a US border patrol agent and a state’s witness on opposite sides of the country. Maximilian Snyder, 22, and Teresa Youngblut, 21, are now at the center of a sprawling federal investigation as law enforcement officials investigate their alleged murder charges, links to the California-based ‘cult’ and its ties to another unsolved murder case in Pennsylvania. The pair are allegedly connected to a mysterious cult of transgender ‘geniuses’ who follow a trans leader. The group, known as the ‘Zizians,’ are highly educated trans vegan ‘rationalists’ who hold fringe ideological beliefs about transhumanism and animal rights. Their leader, Jack ‘Ziz’ LaSota, is a biological male who identifies as a woman. LaSota also used the name Andrea Phelps, and is accused of influencing followers to kill, the New York Post reported. Snyder, an ‘any pronouns’ Oxford-educated data scientist and an alleged member of the ‘cult,’ was arrested in Northern California last Friday. Youngblut, a biological female who identifies as trans and and lists having neo-pronouns as ‘xe/xem/xyrs’ on social media, was charged last week in Vermont in connection with the shooting of US Border Patrol Agent David Maland. Authorities now believe the two cross-country murders involving the couple may be connected. In a motion filed on Monday, the US Attorney’s Office for the District of Vermont alleges that Youngblut, also a computer science student at the University of Washington, had been in ‘frequent contact’ with a ‘person of interest in a homicide investigation in Vallejo, California’. Snyder, however, was arrested in Redding, California days earlier in connection with the January 17 stabbing death of a long-time Vallejo property owner, 82-year-old Curtis Lind, according to Solano County jail records. Snyder was charged with murder and two enhancements on Monday, according to court records. Without releasing the name of the suspect, federal prosecutors said the Vallejo murder suspect, who was mentioned in the Monday report, was also previously detained, but not charged, in connection with a double homicide in Pennsylvania. Content retrieved from: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14338283/vegan-cult-murder-Washington-California-Vermont-Zizian.html .
cultnews.net
February 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Tourist of the day !
January 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Do not hesitate to express your disapproval and recall the #scientology #cult history with justice this Saturday, while respecting the laws, of course.
April 4, 2024 at 4:21 PM
⚠️ ALERT 🚨
New French Scientology Ideal Org inaugural is planned for this saturday february 17th at 6:30 PM in Saint-Denis (270 Avenue du Président Wilson)
Say Heil Xenu !
February 14, 2024 at 12:08 PM
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⚠️ ALERTE 🚨
L'inauguration du secte shop scientologue de Saint-Denis (270 Avenue du Président Wilson) aura lieu ce samedi 17 février à 18h30.
February 14, 2024 at 11:20 AM
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⚠️ ALERTE 🚨
L'inauguration du secte shop scientologue de Saint-Denis (270 Avenue du Président Wilson) aura lieu ce samedi 17 février à 18h30.
February 14, 2024 at 11:21 AM
That's my boys !
Xenu allways prevails !
La sécurité du nouveau secte shop scientologue est très tendue.
"T'es tendu Natasha"
La future org de la secte scientologie est située au 270 avenue du Président Wilson, 93200 Saint-Denis.
Si vous passez dans le coin, prenez des photos 😉
January 29, 2024 at 6:33 AM
This is the bridge to the total freedom.
But to walk on it, you will need a lot of $$$
December 25, 2023 at 9:46 PM
Do you belive in Xenu after Xenu ?
November 8, 2023 at 7:45 PM